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Frank has no right to be so interesting when heās literally just a guy but like. He runs a motel. He used to work demolition. His best friend is his cousin. He has no lungs. He tries not to feel vibes. He unironically likes oatmeal. He was vaporized then reconstructed from ambient air molecules by an omnipotent space goddess which means heās probably all sorts of messed up. Heās still in an intense rivalry with the goth from his middle school. Heās basically the townās unofficial mayor. Man has layers.
IT"S FINALLY DONE!!!!!!!!!!! Check out my animation of the title song from Nerdy Prudes Must Die, a horror musical from @teamstarkid You can watch the FULL stage show on their youtube channel!
https://youtu.be/PG3RDdyD_GQ?si=Rhxg6asT0MMoTTXd This clip features Jon Matteson as Richie, Will Branner as Max! The story and script is by Nick and Matt Lang, with music and lyrics by Jeff Blim!
Some might say that relistening to Midnight Burger and Wolf 359 back to back would make someone go a bit crazy but could a crazy person do this????
another d20 campaign another celebrity victim
cecil palmer is the coolest guy ever. he has an evil clone. he's immortal. he's jewish. he's a father. he was a boy scout. he's eldritch in nature. he's a local celebrity. he can play loud-ass music on command by shouting, "and now for the weather!" he runs a radio show. he had a relationship/tryst with the inventor of the radio. he doesn't believe in the existence of mountains. he asks his audience for dating advice. his middle name is gershwin. he writes hannibal fan-poetry online. he's an unreliable narrator. he has an astigmatism. he has an extreme phobia of mirrors. he's a fashion disaster. he has lyme disease. he writes gay slash fanfic about the movie jaws. he's a tumblr user. he doesn't remember his own birthday. he doesn't know how to swim. he's happily married to carlos the scientist. he struggles with impulse control. he was even an aquarius
the fact that Carlos was a professor is so funny to me. this was a man in his mid-thirties with a Career tm and a Salary tm and then one day he abandoned that for a sabbatical and left to research night vale, then proceeded to stay in night vale for no reason other than that heās gay and batshit unhinged. like he went from grading papers in an office, to wooing a slutty immortal radio host while dead animals rain from the sky around them. imagine you look up your old instructer on ratemyprofessors and you canāt find any trace of him because his linkedin points to a town that no maps recognize, where he moved to basically be a malewife and do sidequests. and night vale didnāt even make him weird, heās just always been Like That and it gave him the opportunity to let all that weirdness out. itās so sexy of him, you go funky science man
The whole 2023 sexyman situation feels very much like we all collectively broke into the house of Cecil Palmer, wherein he now lives with his canonical husband and canonical child, on the basis that we went to highschool together and want to hang out
*Carlos' voice* THAT'S MY HUSBAND !!!
jake slips upĀ (about a month before aubrey comes to kepler) and dani just wonāt let him live it down
i tried to do something by the way of a background in the first panel and then refused to do it again
in conclusion, we stan this cool ice man harder than ever
exasperated hot women played by brennan lee mulligan my fucking beloved
Rosamund waiting for her prince versus Cinderella climbing so many stairs in glass armor to reach her
Do I support Rosamund's story being one sans romance about saving yourself and being who you truly need yes but also consider the inherent romance of princesses
Canon Jonah Magnus is way funnier than fanon Jonah Magnus. Why does everyone try to change him. Heās perfect.
Everyone writes him like Stereotypical Creepy Looking Villain Who Is Easily Angered Into Mistakes but heās so much funnier than that. Heās trying to destroy the world and put everyone in perpetual misery specifically to avoid someone doing that to him first and his Secret Fear Factory is a shitty paranormal research institute full of offices and bureaucracy because he genuinely prefers it that way. The highlight of his week is on Wednesdays when he does the scheduling for next week and the protagonists trying to get out of their shitty fear jobs use this against him.Ā
He almost never gets angry at anyone because he genuinely does not care, he does actually try to be reasonable and convince his employees not to try to kill him or break his stuff, and considers using his See Everything Powers and Evil Mental Torture powers on them to be a strenuous inconvenience. When he is annoyed or threatened enough to pull out the Evil Torture Mind Powers in self defense, he just does it and then washes his hands of it and goes back to being the Totally Normal Institute Manager he genuinely enjoys being. Dude could hire and blackmail people into doing all the boring tedious parts of his job but he just likes doing them himself.Ā
Half of the dudeās character is how Totally Normal he is. Whenever someone has a big revelation about his evil mind powers or his secret immortality or about how heās killed someone or screwed them over in some way he completely takes the wind out of their sails by acting like this is a normal thing and he forgot they didnāt already know, like theyāre inquiring about when they need to attend a new HR seminar by. He treats them like theyāre being unreasonable and need to keep up and itās funny every single time. Heās so good at being a Helpful but Incompetent Office Manager that itās usually impossible for the protagonists to tell how much he knows and whether heās screwing them over on purpose at any given time (he always is). He considers little matters likeĀ āmy employee keeps trying to kill meā andĀ āmy employee got me sent to prison for murderā to be minor inconveniences and never holds grudges against anyone because he genuinely doesnāt care about them enough to be angry.Ā
Itās never stated why he has so little control over what the Head Archivist decides to do at any given time; he just seems to hate micromanagement. He let Gertrude do whatever the fuck she wanted for 50 years no matter what danger or inconvenience it caused (itās reasonable to assume that the vast majority of attacks on the archives during Gertrudeās day were from people who were specifically pissed off at Gertrudeās actions) and only killed her when it was necessary for self-defense. The whole thing is just a sitcom to him. Everyone is an NPC in his Destroy the World Adventure and he doesnāt seem to take anything personally. Heās Owen Burnett who thinks heās David Xanotos and itās the funniest fucking thing.
He overreacted and killed ONE GUY with a lead pipe and now half the fanfic treats him like an incredibly weird little murdergoblin who can be incensed into making mistakes with a bit of namecalling and throws his Eye abilities around constantly. The canon version is so much funnier.
#wonāt use his psychic murderpowers bc it goes against his principle (singular) which is ādonāt do anything i donāt want to be doing rnā#has death anxiety specifically because dying would be a scheduling issue#and also wants to eat the whole world essentially for time management purposes#i dont know where you all got the murderboy concept for him he would literally rather just be sitting there at any given moment#sitting on the bench listening to his favorite podcast the magnus archives happening in real timeĀ
@distortiondyke gets it.
People find out about his Two (2) Canon Murders and go āwait you mean OUR Jonah?ā even when they are his Villainous Allies who do regular murders themselves. āThat seems like WAY too much effort for him,ā says his friend the Evil Fog Man āHeād have to leave his office and everythingā
He does enjoy an Evil Mastermind laugh, though. As a treat.
one of my absolute favourite things about acofaf is omarās extremely expressive face reacting to everything that happens while brennan is stoic and pensive next to him
just want all us motherfuckers to know that in Binx and Hobās funny half sob half confession in the tailor shop Brennan absolutely said āfirst time I felt prettyā talking about the masquerade ball with rue