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Free service with ads: Well, if I'm not paying for it they have to foot the bill somehow.
Paid service with no ads: Well, if they're not funding it with ad revenue, they need to charge us something.
Paid service with ads: Well that's bullshit.
"We used to be a paid service without ads, but now we're putting ads in it! If you want the ad-free version you have to pay more for preeeeemium": Fuck you fuck you fuck you
Free service with no ads: Okay so these guys are stealing my data
/j system ask game
❤️ — current favorite headmate
💔 — current least favorite headmate
🔨 — headmate you’re blowing up with hammers at first opportunity
🥀 — most brainrotted headmate
🎙️ — headmate who should be host instead of the host
📉 — headmate who is NOT doing their job
📈 — headmate who IS doing their job
⛓️ — headmate who you have to keep a leash on
💬 — headmate who should not have freedom of speech
@markiplier i hope the fandom didn’t scare you with all those “Weird” posts that you might find or we already did it. We probably did it. Hands down we’re sorry.
bc I am fragilé cinnomomo roll 2 preshus 4 dis werld cant handle da weird
I’ve seen myself getting ass-blasted by springtrap, I think I’m ok.
that’s so iconic i want to leave it here for me to come back and laugh from time to time
Okay I JUST realized I never posted these on here—- BUT BASICALLY, about a year and a half ago I started doing these experimental black hairstyle posts that were threads long on Twitter, to give artists a source of inspo for their black ocs whose hair they wanted to try something new with! There’s more to black hair than just the selected styles portrayed in media, and I thought it would be fun to show people how much texture, shape, fades, length, and style can be combined when drawing black hair—-cause it’s a kind of manipulation our hair can do irl! The OG thread from when I made these a year ago were lost with the hacking of my original Twitter account (@/bagels_donuts) but I’ve since reuploaded the whole thread to my new Twitter (@/ItsDonutsFR)! I hope artists on tumblr find these useful, sorry it took me so long to post them here😭🙏🏾 I’ll upload them all in parts!
Part 1: Long masc hairstyles + playing with fades
💬 2 🔁 715 ❤️ 1008 · Part 2: shape, style, and length with femme styles!
You will not die at the hands of quicksand. Ask me how I know this
Please, how do you know this?
quicksand does not have any hands
sometimes you people will be calling things "Body Horror" when it's just how some people live
i think everyone should be required to take a class and learn about ostomy care and catheters and dialysis and insulin pumps and see what aging does to the body and learn about disabling illnesses and normalize them because yall will be out here saying shit is horrifying when its just like a medical device
GET YOUR HANDS OFF THAT BUTTON YOU WILL KILL US ALL IF YOU TOUCH THAT BUTTON.
Adaine: Hi, my name is Adaine, and we’ve all learned that I don’t trust them, so I’m putting in lemonade. Adaine, pouring: There you go! Gorgug: My name is Gorgug, and I’m gonna put in Poppi, because I feel like Fabian’s gonna put in a lot of liquor. Gorgug, pouring: Try to play it safe. Kristen: Hey, I’m Kristen, and I’m putting in… lemonade. Because Fabian just got dumped, and I can tell he’s trying to go hard tonight, so. Riz: Hi, my name is Riz, and I’m gonna be putting in some Sprite, ‘cause I think everybody’s putting in liquor. Fig: My name is Fig and I’m gonna put in some OJ, because I’m kind of scared of Fabian. Fabian: Hi. It’s Fabian. It’s been a long ass week, so we’re gonna do some Everclear.
how does one even come to that conclusion
My wife pointed out to me the other day that apparently most people were literally only taught how to say Sorry and not how to Apologize or even that they are different things so here.
If all you ever do is step 1, not only did you not apologize, but people will rightfully stop believing you and start getting pissed or hurt.
I hate when people are funnier than me, excuse me? I'm satan the offical? My job is to be funny you're not even getting paid but you're acting like you have rent to pay from being a fool
I'm the funniest thing on Tumblr is you discount Pukicho and other ones
Yeah I put the gif on for engagement bite me
isn't it insane though how schizophrenic people are viewed as violent and dangerous by the majority of society when in reality schizophrenic people are nearly 14 times more likely to be on the receiving end of violence than to be the perpetrators...
schizophrenic person: makes a post trying to raise awareness about the disproportionate abuse and harmful stereotypes schizophrenic people face
yall: "yeah im not gonna reblog this they used the word ins*ne which is so problematic ://"
What the fuck happens that changes these stats to such a massive degree?
1) schizophrenia hardly ever causes people to be violent so schizophrenic people aren’t more likely to be violent than anyone else
2) schizophrenic people’s autonomy is often taken away from them because of their schizophrenia. because the authorities and mental healthcare providers often automatically assume schizophrenic people to be violent, they’re more likely to immediately react to schizophrenic people's symptoms with violence, without even knowing for sure said schizophrenic person was going to be violent. all of this causes schizophrenic people to be more likely of being victims of violence and abuse. schizophrenic people also have a harder time getting out of abusive households because of the risk of their autonomy being taken away. if a schizophrenic person’s relative or partner is abusive, often the schizophrenic person has no way out of the situation, both because our disconnect from reality can result in us being easier to manipulate, and because the system is built in a way that it takes away our autonomy because of our condition.
also schizophrenic people and psychotic people in general, please do a lot of research before picking a provider for your own sake, and if they try to treat your psychosis in a way that you think is harmful then don’t hesitate to switch providers. your safety and wellbeing should be a priority over everything else.
can y'all please reblog this version instead
Teacher: guys this Tumblr post is 36281992 years old and only the long lost Tumblr princess can read it
Me: but teacher, I can read it just fine *starts reading in perfect tumblanese*
Who reblogged this 30 times
Who reblogged this 60 times
Who reblogged this 300 times
Listening to a podcast
"Let's take a word from our sponsor."
*Skip ahead a minute* "You can-"
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Oh we're all feeling this one aren't we?
and that much ado? it's about nothing