apolloishot

they/she | 20 | queer

[kalimaxxing]

the idealized version of my tomorrow self will fix this

[kalimaxxing]

not again

[apolloishot]

ao3 being down has me reading academic articles analyzing queerness in ohshc and voltron…. i have never been down this bad

[snake-snack-stede]

ok I’m on my evil bullshit again

[daffodil-hill]

this week at camp in three bullet points

"it is what it is" "maybe you should"

fun fact there's a full-blown house in the lake

brosonas (because someone decided that giving the cits frat boy style sunglasses was a good idea)

[apolloishot]

it makes me happy to know that brosonas is a universal cit experience. as the cit director my campers the past two summers would wear hats with their tucked under them and called themselves the bros. for our closing campfire skit they sang baby by justin bieber as bros and even picked alternative names for their brosonas that mirrored their camp names!

my cit class years ago had an obsession with singing i’ll make a man out of you every second we could in the most ‘man’ way possible.

oh the boyhood that comes with girl scout camp <3

[i-wanna-linger]

the camp counselor instinct to yell “WALKING FEET” in public to a child you’ve never before seen in your life because they’re running

[apolloishot]

the urge to yell “WALK ON THE GRAVEL” any time i see a child running on something that isn’t grass is sometimes too hard to fight

[mutopians]

before we get an official announcement on who is replacing biden as the nominee, im just going to put this out there: do not mess this up. i don't care how little you like politics. i don't care if this new nominee isn't your first choice.

our alternative is trump. third party splits the votes, and abstaining is just going to fuck the entire united states over. your vote (AND support) matters, and i better see anyone who doesn't want trump to be elected and the United States to become a fascist, authoritarian regime throwing their full support behind this new nominee.

we have three months to go. we're in crunch time. if you don't want to lose your rights, support this new nominee with everything you've got.

edit: just in case this somehow wasn't obvious, this is NOT the post to be a pessimist on. don't say we're fucked. say TRUMP is fucked. we can't go back and change the nomination timeline, but we can absolutely support our new nominee and ensure they get elected.

[midnight-roses-candy]

They should have summer camps but for adult lesbians where we can do arts and crafts and go boating and also fuck a lot.

[apolloishot]

they have this! it’s called girl scout camp! all you have to do is join a staff and i assure you at least 80% of the staff members are adult lesbians! hope this helps!!!

[maribird444]

so guys are we making bracelets to trade or what🤓

[apolloishot]

DUDE MY FRIENDSHIP BRACELETS HUPERFIXATION FROM A FEW MONTHS AGO IS GONNA COME BACK FULL SWING YALL ARENT EVEN READYYYYY

[cosmonautroger]

[jellybeanium124]

[un-monstre]

Queer media really changed a lot since I was a kid. It used to be that your only options were to try to find a DVD of Rocky Horror, Rent, or The L Word and watch it without your parents seeing. Nowadays, however, you have your pick from a wide variety of shows that got canceled in their first or second season.

[brothermouse-skeleton]

I am SICK and TIRED of seeing so much hate towards Al! Al hasn't done ANYTHING to hurt ANYONE! Al is harmless!

But I can already hear the Al haters out there!

"Al isn't original!" No shit, Sherlock! That's what we love the most about Al.

"People aren't supposed to look like that!" That sounds like a problem between you and God, and frankly, plenty of people like the way Al looks.

"Al is just too WEIRD!" Have you ever thought that you might be to NORMAL to actually appreciate Al?

I think you all need to apologize to Al right now!

APOLOGIZE TO HIM

APOLOGIZE TO WEIRD AL RIGHT NOW!

[zostawcie-titanica]

99% sure one of my profs this semester is an energy vampire like colin from wwdits

i’ve not ONCE stayed awake in his lectures

[apolloishot]

i had a prof last semester for a three hour lecture that went till 10pm and i swear on my life she had to have been one

[mo-mode]

“But what does Grover bring to the table? He’s just the comedy relief character.” Grover is juggling the role of babysitter, mediator, and emotional manipulator and he cracks jokes too? Give him a BREAK

[apolloishot]

grover means EVERYTHING to me

[phaginof]

vintage dan and phil is so camp. to ME

[ahappydnp]

[apolloishot]

the prophecy…

[apolloishot]

1989 and ofmd have a few too many parallels for the last episode to just so happened to have lined up with the release of 1989 tv…. i see you ofmd marketing team

[fertilizerforflowers]

Hozier really said to future generations, it’s not your fault. You can’t “work hard” and get what you need and want. It’s not your fault that the dreams of fifty years are now unrealistic and unattainable without breaking your soul and maybe not even getting it. You were fucked over before you came into this world, and they continue to fuck you over so much that it’s better to live your life as you see fit. It would be easier because being young and living as you want won’t ruin you but abiding by the systems most likely will.