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Molly/Margo she/her 20 Actually a mermaid INFJ Libra probably doesn't have plans this weekend. Voice of Rachel at http://pjovoices.tumblr.com

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I just discovered a band I'd never heard of by finding two of their albums in a mysterious plastic bag in an abandoned school building. Finally, I'm at the start of a fantasy novel

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To make things even weirder they're called Vampire Weekend and they appear to be some kind of weird One Direction knock off from 2008? If forced to describe their music I'd say maybe soft rock, but honestly I have no idea. They're kinda good though??

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you guys CAN NOT tell me Vampire Weekend was actually popular this is so embarrassing I'm going to take the high dive off a cliff

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I HATE YOU GUYS SO MUCH 😭

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I'm going to kill myself for real

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Please don't let me go down in Tumblr history as the guy who's never heard of Vampire Weekend 😭

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You guys are tearing me apart for this one but what I hate is that you're actually being really funny about it

[academicssay]

[catradoraism]

[dragimal]

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[siren-the-gryphon]

[just-rhys-things]

Forward-facing eyes means they’re predators now

[bizarreshark]

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Fire Lord Zuko passing a law that forbids challenging anyone under the age of majority to Agni Kai

Fire Lord Zuko waiting until the day he reaches the age of majority to pass this law, lest anyone think he is a coward

(No one. Literally no one would have thought that, but it’s generally regarded as a very classy move regardless)

[constallayetions]

Wait but also, until then, if anyone under the age of majority is challenged

Zuko fights it for them.

Which, especially in more rural towns (where Agni Kais are less of a public event and more of a fast and violent duel) is terrifying because you challenge your neighbor’s kid over a stolen chicken-fish and all of a sudden the Fire Lord is showing up???

But, those few who still challenge those who should be kids learn quickly to regret it.

[grayblebayble]

Okay but this implies that Zuko knows whenever someone challenges a kid to an Agni Kai and is there before the battle takes place.

Firelord Zuko: *wakes up in a cold sweat near midnight*

Firelord Zuko: *running down the palace hallways while still struggling to put in his pants, being chased by his team of bodyguards* I’M GOING TO HING WA ISLAND TO KICK SOMEBODY’S ASS SEE YOU IN A WEEK BITCHES

[enbyzukostanblog]

Random spirit: Why’d you do that to him? Isn’t it kind of a stretch for a mortal to be blessed like that?

Agni himself: I felt like it

[thebootydiaries]

[ladyofpembroke]

@kittytudor being extremely funny

[mysharona1987]

[absolutelymadness]

[lowbrowcomicinterludes]

[gaylord-zuko]

Fic idea: Zuko and Katara accidentally switch bodies and no one notices the difference

[mens-rights-activia]

Anemone song

[dogsskull]

happy 4th birthday to the best song ever uploaded to the internet

[o-ceti]

my one skill is expertly manipulating the shape of the eggs I’m cooking so that they fit perfectly onto my toast every time

[o-ceti]

Bow down to your king

[o-ceti]

I can’t stop outdoing myself

[crying-over-really-dumb-things]

Remember that post? The one that said “what if we all have super powers but they’re so mundane we don’t realize?” That post? This is proof that post was right

[nyctosaurid]

human instincts

ghost detection

no one here knows you but they all hate you

go pet that large predatory animal 

[azuretheshitposter]

hit person with cardboard tube

[strangled-mangoes]

Slap someone with overly long sleeves

[personal-for-leaf]

The unbelievably strong desire to just scream

[because-im-freaking-greed]

clack tongs like crab

[atwotonedbird]

Hit yourself with cardboard tube

[khadij-al-kubra]

Pop bubble wrap

[riskpig]

Crunch a leaf with your shoe

[geminiwave]

Jump up and smack the doorframe

Kick the same rock around and get sad when you lose it

Stab your eraser

Slap bags of soil as hard as you can

[yessoupy]

GOD I just want to be CREATIVE but all my energy is being used to survive

[cries-havoc]

this is one of those "you put it into words" kind of posts. right on.

[greenmossloveisreal1998iloveyou]

you should be addicted to shutting the fuck up

You wanna fuck me so bad it makes you look stupid

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[lakevida]

diagnosed with "just been in kind of a weird zone lately" disorder and it's terminal

[kibumkim]

[obscuritiesoffbeat]

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