ApologistSMPgod

Side blog of @hallsofdarkness

[apologistsmpgod]

A bit of information about my apologist SMP character for all of you

No matter who is viewing me I will always look like the person/thing that they care about most

Unless I choose to reveal my true form to them

Edit 1

My true form

Edit 2: a!smp god Minecraft skin

[sungso]

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[sqlatoon]

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[getitogetherstevecarlsberg]

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[bunnyclown1975]

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[trashkingpit]

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[meticuloushand]

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[natswash]

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[oops-still-here]

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[frecklesandcupcakesarchive-deac]

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[quatzopal]

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[egoi-sm-deactivated20161011]

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[somethingsgottasaveyou]

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[e-rror-404]

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[mridia]

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[potatosoup]

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[connorsyouth]

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[onlinehottie]

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[twoheadeddavghter]

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[lovedoggos]

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[brainmilks-deactivated]

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[skeletonjock]

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[goblinshell]

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[sizequeen]

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[merzcar-deactivated20151231]

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[himejoshikomaeda]

what the fuck. theres not even a fucking joke here. its just the fucking alphabet. i was expecting some kind of fucking meme like “gun” or “john cena” or something like that but no its just the fucking alphabet. here. on tumblr.com. 26 users just fucking banded together to write the alphabet. what the fuck, man.

[batter-sempai]

I think the update broke them, and almost everyone else.

[tobi-with-an-i-deactivated20220]

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[cokebody3]

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[ch0ccy-p0o]

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[shesstiillshining]

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[tiredcoffeesblog]

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[ghost-of-sorrows-deactivated202]

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[jesterzdonteat]

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[sh-addictlol]

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[dripping-pink-knife]

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[its-a-mi-a-mia]

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[ohmarjorie]

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[peachykittea]

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[jackhammerhim]

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[fryeshiverbigman-deactivated202]

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[sillycorpse-deactivated20230906]

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[edgymcfries]

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[apologistsmpgod]

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[offishly]

Okay but if we're being honest I could probably beat every single version of Ranboo in a fight. I just need to play mellohi and c!ranboo's on the floor. vw!ranboo lacks object permanence. I just need to piss off o!ranboo enough and he'll just self implode. The only real threat is irl ranboo and he's in britain so what's he gonna do? eat crumpets and shit? Idk I've never been to the uk

[apologistsmpgod]

omg,,, three stickers? bestie,,,,

All the stickers for you my friend :D

[d4wgm4]

reblog this to give whoever u rb'd this from a lil smiley face sticker on their cheek

[d4wgm4]

reblog this to give whoever u rb'd this from a lil smiley face sticker on their cheek

[d4wgm4]

reblog this to give whoever u rb'd this from a lil smiley face sticker on their cheek

[charmedatlaw]

IF YOU ARE UNMARRIED, DON'T HAVE KIDS, AND HATE YOUR PARENTS PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD HAVE A FUCKING WILL

this has been a public service announcement from your friendly neighborhood probate lawyer

[charmedatlaw]

Again:

1. The law doesn't care how long your parents and family have been out of your life

2. The law doesn't care about your long term friends or "found family"

If you don't have legal documents that say otherwise, your biological family calls all the shots.

This goes especially for LGBTQ+. Please do not get deadnamed in your obituary.

[the-final-sif]

How to make a will.

How to make a living will (Advance Healthcare Directive) so you don’t get fucked over by biological family if you end up in a situation where you cannot make your own healthcare choices.

[pyroinfusedtiger]

If youre trans, this video is a good ref to start with and she provides links and organizations that can help

[thatwitchroanam]

Also don't give your will to the Bank, they don't care and don't follow wills. It's up to the probate court to follow the will.

[an-asmp-tommy]

*sobs* i miss asmp!gods lore ;--;

[apologistsmpgod]

*slams open door* HELLO BITCHES I HAVE RETURNED

[an-asmp-tommy]

EYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY WELCOME BACK LITERAL GOD

[apologistsmpgod]

:D

[232020147]

...

Are you okay?

You seem upset...

[@apologistsmpgod]

[apologistsmpgod]

I am….

Do you sense that?

i haven’t felt that since She was with us

it can’t be

Shes been gone for millenia

i need to go

[acoldandwateryplace]

You...

@apologistsmpgod, @232020147...

Why do you still haunt me, fiends? What do you want from me? If it's to return, we all know my decision.

[apologistsmpgod]

I just don't want what happened to ⎎̵͙̝͌͋͐̍̕͠⏃̸̧̯̘̟̹̤̎͛͑̓̚⟟̵̡̤̲͎̟̞̼̪͎̪̭͙̻́̑̈́ͅ⌰̵͔̼̌͒̉͝⏃̸̤̳͇́̃̍̍̈́̽̎̍to happen to you

I understand

I will leave you

But understand, i never meant to hurt you

I'm sorry

[acoldandwateryplace]

You always talk about her. Haven't you thought about how we feel? I'm sure ∴̷̦͝ℸ̵̫̽ ̶̷̫̣̬̪̍̄͠ ̷̺̆ℸ̶̝͉̀͘ ̸̶̭̣̳́͋ ̷̦͝リ̴̠͑͌⊣̴̤̆̎ is tired with all these comparisons to her as well!

Don't lie to me, none of you understand shit.

If you never meant to hurt me, then maybe you should've left me there to get destroyed with everyone else. I didn't want to get dragged along with you vermins to rule over something that didn't deserve us.

You both only cause problems, I'm sure you know that. Or is your ego getting to you again?

[apologistsmpgod]

The end is coming soon, we need to try to hold it back. It will be inevitable, but we must try.

I need to go

I won’t bother you again, but you don’t know what you’re dealing with

Farewell

[acoldandwateryplace]

Whatever the hell that means, I don't give a shit. You're probably just saying that to lure me back in, huh?

Yeah, yeah. Go have fun, messing with the mortals again.

It's all you ever do.

[apologistsmpgod]

Every time.

Over and over.

Throughout the eons you have acted like you are better. like you haven’t been as awful as we have. At least we try to fix it!

You ran off and made yourself a mortal, Not even trying to take responsibility for your actions

You say ⎎̵͙̝͌͋͐̍̕͠⏃̸̧̯̘̟̹̤̎͛͑̓̚⟟̵̡̤̲͎̟̞̼̪͎̪̭͙̻́̑̈́ͅ⌰̵͔̼̌͒̉͝⏃̸̤̳͇́̃̍̍̈́̽̎̍ wouldn’t want us to talk about her

You barely even knew her

do not pretend to understand who she was

[acoldandwateryplace]

You...

@apologistsmpgod, @232020147...

Why do you still haunt me, fiends? What do you want from me? If it's to return, we all know my decision.

[apologistsmpgod]

I just don't want what happened to ⎎̵͙̝͌͋͐̍̕͠⏃̸̧̯̘̟̹̤̎͛͑̓̚⟟̵̡̤̲͎̟̞̼̪͎̪̭͙̻́̑̈́ͅ⌰̵͔̼̌͒̉͝⏃̸̤̳͇́̃̍̍̈́̽̎̍to happen to you

I understand

I will leave you

But understand, i never meant to hurt you

I'm sorry

[acoldandwateryplace]

You always talk about her. Haven't you thought about how we feel? I'm sure ∴̷̦͝ℸ̵̫̽ ̶̷̫̣̬̪̍̄͠ ̷̺̆ℸ̶̝͉̀͘ ̸̶̭̣̳́͋ ̷̦͝リ̴̠͑͌⊣̴̤̆̎ is tired with all these comparisons to her as well!

Don't lie to me, none of you understand shit.

If you never meant to hurt me, then maybe you should've left me there to get destroyed with everyone else. I didn't want to get dragged along with you vermins to rule over something that didn't deserve us.

You both only cause problems, I'm sure you know that. Or is your ego getting to you again?

[apologistsmpgod]

The end is coming soon, we need to try to hold it back. It will be inevitable, but we must try.

I need to go

I won’t bother you again, but you don’t know what you’re dealing with

Farewell

[acoldandwateryplace]

You...

@apologistsmpgod, @232020147...

Why do you still haunt me, fiends? What do you want from me? If it's to return, we all know my decision.

[apologistsmpgod]

I just don't want what happened to ⎎̵͙̝͌͋͐̍̕͠⏃̸̧̯̘̟̹̤̎͛͑̓̚⟟̵̡̤̲͎̟̞̼̪͎̪̭͙̻́̑̈́ͅ⌰̵͔̼̌͒̉͝⏃̸̤̳͇́̃̍̍̈́̽̎̍to happen to you

I understand

I will leave you

But understand, i never meant to hurt you

I'm sorry

[apologistsmpbur]

Whatever you do, do not set of any explosives given by us!

Please...

For your sake.

Everyone's sake.

You don't understand what they're capable of...

Please...

Don't do this...

-@232020147

I-I'm n-not going to set th-them off, it's j-just in case L'Apoloburg l-loses... G-go away...

[apologistsmpgod]

Good, I should not have given those to anyone

I made a mistake

I hope this will not happen again

[an-asmp-tommy]

*sobs* i miss asmp!gods lore ;--;

[apologistsmpgod]

*slams open door* HELLO BITCHES I HAVE RETURNED

[theeretblr]

helo tublr

[lavawaterrr]

Oh god

Just as I predicted @milfboss get the gun

[milfboss]

im sorry eret, but theres no other way

[apologistsmpgod]

psmp lets go

[world-heritage-posts]

what if people made human versions of iconic tumblr posts and shipped them

no. no no no

[practicalsolutions]

Someone please draw the color of the sky as a very tall twink.

[practicalsolutions]

Oh shit, I'm an artist. Hold up.

Personally, I like his shoe laces. I bet you'd never guess where he got them.

[raspbrrytea]

Dunno if anyone’s done this yet but…

[mrdyketator]

i love how this is so uniquely Tumblr™ that no one from any other website would get this.

[tassjis]

Im... Im not sorry

[tassjis]

I decided to make it worse 

[world-heritage-posts]

webbed site…..

[apologistsmpgod]

Hey Ummm op I may have made a fanfic for this Concept