#1 fan of greta hayes

Erm. What the dickens just happened !!!! STRAWPAGE !! https://apothvesko.straw.page/

[apothvesko]

You will never guess who made a new strawpage… (ME the answers me !!,)

Uber cool preview because tumnlr wont do it

FANDOMS::

Professor Layton (og trilogy)

Sherlock Holmes

Criminal Minds (on season 9)

Tgaa (currently playing (on the unspeakable case i think))

Young Justice 1998

[shooting-star-with-bpd]

crazy how some of you are "thought crimes arent real!" until someone with a disorder that revolves around intrusive thoughts exists and suddenly we're the devil reincarnated for having thoughts we can't control but don't act on

[apothvesko]

I envy the life of Sibawyh like. I would love to devote the short 36 years of my life to writing the most comprehensive, beautiful book on the linguistics of a language that isn't my native one.

[majo-tsukiko]

The artist’s name is odesso

THIS IS THE ART I WANT TO SEE MORE OF.

THIS IS THE ART I WANT MY KIDS TO STUDY IN ART HISTORY

[whimsy-flags]

Boba Tea Pride Edits! Thought these would be cute hehe, and I think they are! :3

Enjoy~

[apothvesko]

went to get boba once and they had an aromantic option

[pencilledpigeon]

oh I know where this is!

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[whimsy-flags]

Boba Tea Pride Edits! Thought these would be cute hehe, and I think they are! :3

Enjoy~

[apothvesko]

went to get boba once and they had an aromantic option

[ariaste]

PLEASE explain the Latin fuck words. for science

Okay so. The Romans think that sex doesn't count as real sex unless Someone Is Getting Penetrated By A Dick Or Dick-Adjacent Object. Very sort of dick-centric system.

So Latin has six words for "to fuck", divided into three pairs: one pair for each of the possible Holes (ass, mouth, pussy). In each pair there is a word for topping and a word for bottoming.

Most people who know a little about Latin fuck verbs know 'pedicare' and 'irrumare' from the first line of Catullus 16 (Pēdīcābō ego vōs et irrumābō), which is a poem about saying "absolutely shut the fuck up and piss all the way off" to fandom antis and purity police who are making repulsive accusations about you personally, based on things they're reading into your work from a bad-faith perspective. Catullus was so real for that and it's incredibly endearing to me that he was dealing with the same thing we are still dealing with. I got a hater in my askbox doing this about The Wisdom of Emperors just the other day, but I took the high road and, unlike Catullus, did not tell them "I will assfuck you and I will facefuck you" So here sort of a chart about the verbs: Topping | Bottoming Mouth: irrumare | fellare Ass: pedicare | cevere Cunt: futuere | crisare

Another fun fact related to the fuck verbs was that the Romans didn't think about sexual orientation in terms of who you're attracted to, they thought about it in terms of "which is your favorite hole and what do you like to do with it." So you'll get graffiti (ancient roman subtweeting) about things like "Marcus is a fututor [cunt-fucker] and a pedico [ass-fucker] but omg girlies I also heard he's a fellator [cock-sucker] 👀👀👀👀" In the modern day we'd just call him bisexual, but in Ancient Rome it is not enough to know if someone is bisexual (they think it's kind of perverted if a man only fucks women, like do you have some kind of freaky pussy fetish???? you've never once even fucked a twink??? dat's gay, bro. gay to not be bi), you also have to know if he's being bisexual in a respectable sort of way

You will notice that pussy-eating is not on this list, because those words do not mean "to fuck", they translate more directly to just "pussy-licking" (cunnilingus), and because the Romans are sexist as all hell and think that's gross and filthy anyway. This is not ONLY because of pussy terror, it's also that the mouth is the most sacred part of the body -- so eating pussy or sucking a dick is actually considered slightly more "shameful" than getting fucked in the ass. (Please note as well that the fuck verbs are gender neutral -- if you're a roman man and your girlfriend owns a strap-on, she can [pedicare] you. but be careful because your sworn enemy in the forum will have a fucking FIELD DAY if he hears about that and will write a Mean Poem about you or subtweet you on a public wall)

The moral of this story is that the Ancient Romans were absolutely *GAGGING* for social media (see Martial's Epigrams, aka My Best Tweets), and the second moral of this story is that if this was a fun post for you, you should look at my kickstarter for alllllll of this kind of nonsense in the form of A Fantasy Novel That's Pretending To Be An Academic Paper With A Fake Bibliography And Foonotes aka The Wisdom of Emperors. And please signal boost this so everyone can know about Latin Fuck Verbs and Roman Subtweeting, we've really learned so much here together

[chloe-of-astora]

professor layton notebook template i made, for your digital writing apps and such Made and edited from the game assets of curious village HD

[chloe-of-astora]

professor layton notebook template i made, for your digital writing apps and such Made and edited from the game assets of curious village HD

[54625]

flicking back through my procreate library what the fuck was this

[pillowspace]

Things to look for in this:

Fish

Eyes

Body

[astronomical-bagel]

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

This is one of the greatest pieces of art in the world OP

[apothvesko]

The best thing about not reading properly (ie. just skimming/mixing letters around) is that I can just rawdog some simpler ciphers because they're just jumbled up words. This one time I couldn't figure out how a cipher worked so I just ceasar shifted it until it looked semi- comprehensible and then I just figured out what the words were supposed to look like and it somehow worked out AND I got a sticker out of it

[lemonlimestar]

happy pride to anita fite who is the most gay non-canonically gay girl in the world ever? became a superhero bc of another girl, who she went on to have intense (gay) tension with, and yet still threatened a whole werewolf’s life over, and then braided her hair when they became proper friends, and babysat her aged down parents with…

[sacriou]

Lesbian pose descole redraw!!

Original and previous redraw under the cut lol

Gaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

[ratzdoarts]

Another silly redraw of last year's post

[palesweetdeeer]

I know this has been done many times but I love that episode so fucking much lmao

[artfight]

What do YOU think the theme will be this year?! 👀