Compensation

dairon | 164 | m there ain't no party like a repartee

[abandonedtechnophile-blog]

How c001d be against chocolate? Unless you have an allergy that is highly silly.

I have found that I like most fruit baised sweets. I had figured this was light conversation. Perhaps you sh001d use tumbler to get new contracts?

Right now I am cleaning the nutrition block.

[apozimiosi]

yeah, i know, right? it's f*cking nuts to think someone wouldn't like chocolate, right? some dude i'm talking with doesn't like chocolate ice cream for some dumb reason.

ooh! yeah, that stuff tastes great! five stars, h*ll yeah!

the problem is that the kind of contracts i'm talking about are from specific fairly high ranking legislacerators who need help making criminal's lives a living h*ll, and i don't really know of any people like that on tumblr. at least not yet? i mean, i'll get something soon. once people know i'm not on a hunt anymore, i usually get a new one within a week. keeps me busy.

oh, yeah, sh*t. i haven't. done that in ages. damn, the drawers are a mess... thanks for reminding me, better go do that sometime soon.

[abandonedtechnophile-blog]

Greetings! I do not see any reason why one w001d not enjoy such things? So yes of course I do. 

[apozimiosi]

hell yes! two for chocolate, and one against it!

like any other kinds of sweets or anything? i'm not actually eating anything sweet right now, or anything at all, actually, but whatever! waiting to get new contracts sucks *ss.

what are you up to?

[gillfester]

Probably, yes.  Though unless I know them that’s not my primary concern.  

You’ll have to forgive the brevity, I just woke up.

Four and because it was necessary.

[apozimiosi]

good point. people you're used to and you like are waaaay more important than some random dude or gal walking down the street. or some dude yelling about something and trying to make everyone miserable.

oh, nah, nah, it's cool! i know it's f*cking awful to have to deal with just getting up. if i wasn't so active, i'd be worried about my ability to get out of coon!

hm. :/ yeah that sucks. wish you didn't have to off them. i'd ask if they deserved it, buuuut that doesn't seem to be any of my d*mn business, so we'll just skip that whole thing!

that's hardcore though. did you kill all four of them at once? or like, in the same fight?

[apozimiosi]

abandonedtechnophile started following you

yo! you seem pretty damn cool! nice to meet ya! important question: do you or do you not like chocolate ice cream.

[darknessblindstheholy]

Bleh. Chocolate is my least favorite.

[apozimiosi]

wow what a start to a relationship.

but really though, what kind of ice cream DO you like then?

[gillfester]

There’s plenty of reason if you look for it, which I’m glad you seem to lack the capacity to.  :}

Thank you.  I’ll be sure to at least try it and possibly compare it to some of the other methods of cleaning I’ve improvised.

I see.

Waste removal.

[apozimiosi]

oh, yeah, i guess i know what you mean. it sucks when people feel bad enough to be downers. it's usually because they're having a sh*tty time or something.

hope it works as good for you as it does for me! blood stains are a pain in the *ss.

oh, d*mn, frills... how many people did you kill? and more importantly, why?

[apozimiosi]

mark-strider started following you

hey there! hope you're having a good night! i just went out and got some more chocolate ice cream so i'm doing pretty awesome.

[gillfester]

Troll.  Right.  Let’s all just assume I said recuperacoon there.

I can’t quite say I’d be opposed to something like that.  I’ve been getting along tolerably with hydrogen peroxide, but that can only do so much when it comes to whites.

Is that a censor or a quirk?  It’s fine.  You can call me Frills, the pleasure’s all mine.  

[apozimiosi]

oh. alright, yeah, i did sleep pretty d*mn well, but i'm usually like this anyway! no reason to be a downer or anything.

okay, yo, just go here and you'll find it pretty quickly. works wonders, i swear.

kinda both? it's all i do for my typing, and i don't like to swear. well, not 'properly' swear, so yeah, it's mostly a censor. great to meetcha, frills!

what were you doing that got you all covered in troll blood anyway?

[paragonofmystery]

Y..yeah, sorry, I shouldn’t have said anything about that.  I wouldn’t seriously do anything like that.  My paler half got hurt by trolls being assholes and picking on him, I could never do something like that.

Don’t forget the wine or whatever!

[apozimiosi]

oh, no, dude, don't worry! you don't seem like the kinda person to go stalking someone. i mean, i'm supposed to be good at picking out criminals, and you don't seem like one. don't you worry. i mean, i was talking about stalking and incapacitating people. i got what you meant, is the point...

sh*t, dude, really? did they get what was coming to them? and if not, are there charges raised against them?

sorry, man, don't really have any wine. not something i particularly like much. don't like getting buzzed... i never know when i'm going to get new information on a quarry!

[paragonofmystery]

Yeah, I don’t think I’d have the heart to go out and stalk someone.  As much as it fascinates me to see someone else doing it, and how thrilling it can feel watching it from the point of view of someone else…. I uh… no man, I’d just never be able to go through with it.

Awesome update is awesome!  But do you have cheese to go along with it?

[apozimiosi]

most would probably say it's pretty d*mn creepy, to be honest. i can actually sorta get what you mean by the thrill though. there's something about the thrill of the chase that gets me when i'm doing my job that just... feels great? but yeah, doing it to someone who doesn't deserve it would be f*cked up.

!!! no! i didn't even think to look! back to the fridge to try to see if there's any cheese!

[paragonofmystery]

Slasher.  I always love a good stalking movie.  I suppose that sounds really bad but I do like them….

[apozimiosi]

heh, well, it's not like you particularly like stalking others, so, doesn't matter! i mean, i like science fiction about artificial intelligence and the rise of the machines and stuff, but it's not like i'm going to try to make one. it's hard enough to track crime done by real people, it'd suck trying to take down dudes who don't even have physical bodies.

also, update: i had a ton of grapes in the fridge and i'm eating as much of them as i can.

[paragonofmystery]

Uh… not too bad.  Just kinda chillin’ with some horror movies and food.

[apozimiosi]

cool! supernatural horror? or some kind of slasher? food sounds good, i'm actually d*mn hungry now that you mention it. i'm gonna see if there's anything in the fridge, now...

[paragonofmystery]

Oh!  Hey there bro!  I’m Bambus, nice to meet you too. >XD

[apozimiosi]

oh, sweet. glad to see you're in a good mood, from the looks of things! having a good night, then?

[gillfester]

Looks like someone woke up on the right side of the bed this morning.

Is that so?

[apozimiosi]

bed? what the h*ck do you mean by that?

yeah, definitely! it's really useful... do you want to have any of it? i can give you a way to contact some people who stock it, if you'd like. it's actually pretty cheap too, which is even better.

oh, d*mn, forgot to introduce myself! name's dairon, a pleasure to meet you!

[apozimiosi]

paragonofmystery started following you

hey there! hope your evening's going good! name's dairon, nice to meet you!

[apozimiosi]

laceandneedles started following you

yo! nice to meetcha, it's cool to see someone new on this site!

name's dairon, and it's a pleasure!

also i saw your post a long time ago about bloodstains, and let me tell you i know of a great thing that gets bloodstains out of pretty much any fabric. it's so useful.