Cube-Farmer

[honeytuesday]

my blog is just one long love letter to myself and all the people i used to be

[honeytuesday]

[sgt-celestial]

idk why but i feel like being a punk is for he/hims and doing ballet is for she/hers

[sgt-celestial]

Bibliography

dykeparasite (2023) Barbie (2023) is to she/theys what The Lego Movie (2014) is to he/theys. I can’t explain it but it’s TRUE., Tumblr. Available at: https://dykeparasite.tumblr.com/post/714005432703877120 (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

finalgrrrl (2022) don’t ask me why but mlm belong in dark academia and wlw belong in cottagecore, Tumblr. Available at: https://www.tumblr.com/finalgrrrl/681884740465360896/this-post-is-killing-me-what-in-the-patriarchy?source=share (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

Joke (2023) Wikipedia. Wikimedia Foundation. Available at: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joke (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

Lavigne, A. (2010) Avril Lavigne - SK8ER BOI (official video), YouTube. YouTube. Available at: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TIy3n2b7V9k (Accessed: April 14, 2023).

[megafreeman]

[hollowboobtheory]

evanescence bring me to life and britney spears toxic are sisters to me

[hollowboobtheory]

do you see

[hollowboobtheory]

well yes and no

[library-seraph]

#no thats amy lee lead singer of evanescence#the main character of my immortal is ebony darkness dementia raven way who looks a lot like amy lee#(AN if you dont kno who dat is get da hell out!)

[memewhore]

[uberguber89]

Him face

[memewhore]

I was already giggling at the screenshot, but then I noticed the caption and just lost it 🤣

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

[poutine-supreme]

"girls don't want flowers, girls want [cheaply made overpriced crap] 🥺"

Girls want you to fucking explode

[lachonk]

Girls want free food and cunnilingus

[inber]

BLAAARGH!! PUT THE COALS WITHIN MY MOUTH! ROAST YOUR FOOLISH MARSHED MALLOWS!! COLLECT THE ASHES FROM MY ASS TRAY and dispose of them responsibly, especially if they are still warm, fires are no joke. Uh. BLAARGH!!

[gallusrostromegalus]

Calcifrog!

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

theres a guy tied up on your dash... you have to help him

[duckdotcom]

the train is coming

[cryptotheism]

Please stop scrolling we have to untie him

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

no <3

[borderlinereminders]

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. They were doing their best at the time and they got you here. It’s amazing how much progress you’ve made and how much you’ve grown but please don’t think your past self lacked worth in any way.

[talestobetold]

Please stop attacking the past versions of you. We don’t know how you managed to violate the Intergalactic Time Travel Convention but you’re going to cause a paradox eventually and we’ll have to reset the time stream to the last safe state and it’ll cost a ton and be a whole thing

[vayalda]

The two sides of tumblr

[negatinginfinity-deactivated201]

[sailor-freddie-mercury]

It’s a cold and it’s a broken mamma mia

[paradoxspaceheater]

hallelujah, here i go again

[dahliadear]

So myself and two best friends got matching tattoos that say Κύριε ἐλέησον. It’s pronounced Kyrie Eleison and in ancient Greek means “Lord have mercy.” It’s one of the oldest Christian liturgical prayers and features in the Bible, and when Christianity became Latinised, it as one of the only surviving Greek prayers.

Just for fun I plugged it into Google Translate to see what modern Greek thinks of it and

10/10 A+ tat so glad its marked on my skin forever, would tattoo again

[celtic-pyro-deactivated20230725]

Thanks OP you ruined the liturgy for me.

[bunjywunjy]

never gonna hear The Hunchback of Notre Dame soundtrack the same way again

[kamen-rider-zed]

Frollo: Ima kill this baby

Choir in the background: Dude fuckin chill

[pottamux]

Frollo: I’m gonna set her on fire

Choir: Dude… chill

[what-even-is-thiss]

My entire church singing in unison: ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Calm down, sir! ♫ Sir, please calm down! ♫ Take it easy, sir! ♫

[argumate]

LORD, you’re making a scene

[ingridverse]

🎶 Sir, this is an Arby’s 🎶

[headspace-hotel]

i looked through some of the catholic blogs that have been in my notes and who all they reblog from. do y'all want to see the worst opinions in the world

[headspace-hotel]

twasnt a question

[headspace-hotel]

i'm sitting here trying to make fun of this person but nothing I could say could possibly be more scathing than just showing this screenshot with no comment.

yeah, fuck Louis Pasteur, the world was better before the fucking. germ theory of disease

[headspace-hotel]

louis pasteur, who discovered the cause of anthrax and invented the rabies vaccine. louis pasteur, who popularized doctors washing their hands

[memewhore]

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

(Soundwave voice) LAKE SUPERIOR

REPUBLICANS INFERIOR

[qqueenofhades]

Can't believe nobody has added the thrilling sequel:

[imsopopfly]

Hello 911 I just witnessed two entire murders

[funnytwittertweets]

[sharkchunks]

It took Oscar Wilde like 65K words to say this exact thing.

[feraladoration]

Oh my god it’s true

[glowcowboy]

i love small joys so much!!!! yes i love my coffee in my favorite mug!!! i love the sun spilling in the window!!! i love the wind on my face!!! i love my blanket over my lap!!! i love the clouds in the sky!!!! i am seeking joy in every moment!!!!

[everythingfox]

Good boy