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They/Them

[smalllfieldmouse]

i dont care if Monday's lit. Tuesday Wednesday touch my clit. Thursday i don't give a shit. it's Friday I'm in love

[deep-state-partisan]

Worry about it kitten

[graceebooks]

ok ♥️

fuck ♥️

[fairycosmos]

fucked that you can’t fix other people especially when you really care about them. Oh so im just supposed to be there for you while you suffer. like a useless cunt gargoyle

[codes-and-stuffs]

i do think we should normalise being like. platonically enamoured with someone. perhaps i love and admire you dearly and there's nothing romantic about it

[cheddar-baby]

Domming a guy i hate and convincing him good puppies like to be named Hubert then getting his name legally changed to Hubert then ghosting him

[silvaurum]

basketball dracula isn't real dude he can't-- *sudden squeaking noises from the shadows*

[silvaurum]

*two pool toys having sex tumble by in the wind* oh thank god

[silvaurum]

*thunderous slam dunk noise*

[fallout-lou-begas]

Visit Original Link

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

you are weak of mind and horny of spirit

[ceruleanheaven]

[very clearly indulging the urge] im fighting the urge

[ur-favorite-fishgirl]

sex is a distraction from your true purpose in life which is to go to the aquarium and look at the fish and go "wooooooaaah.... fishies". cmon guys we all need to lock in.

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[probuccalfat]

they should invent a father you can forgive

[simple-persica]

Mer-Folk May Day six: Selkies

Coming from all over the UK and even further, Selkies are know for their ability to go between a human form and their seal form by taking on and off their seal skins. There are many stories and myths about them and almost all of them involve a human stealing their seal skin and trapping them in their human form. And they all make me sad, so I wanted to draw a happy family.

[secret-made-of-secret-sauce]

They've not yet tried taking me out back and shooting me could solve a lot of problems

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[lelouch]

[capitalab]

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great