Appetite of a People Pleaser

Now that I've become a full course identity, take a bite of me! Adult, she/her

[eunnieboo]

another life

[magz]

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Art of a golden-framed large painting where a brown knight wearing a red cape and armor with her hair tied back, is crouching on one knee while kissing the hand of a dark-skinned black princess wearing an embroidered purple gown.

The princess is sitting on a short brick wall, lavender flowers around them both, with a tree behind them and the silhouette of a village further back.

Two women in modern, casual clothing are in front of the displayed painting, their backs towards the viewer.  The brown girl in dark baggy clothes and wearing a dark red backpack, stares at the painting. The black girl wearing a white shirt and long pink skirt, stares at the girl beside her. 

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[canvastornasol]

the animators adding silly visuals and dancing donkeys on the last verse of Surface Pressure

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

can i borrow your liver? i lost mine :(

Yeah I way too many spares anyways

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

I have no idea who Peenythus is

[ametsunami]

How the fuck do you not know who Prometheus is 

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Do I look like a Greek Mythologist

[egghomicide-deactivated20230917]

all you need to know is guy gets his liver eaten by big bird every day

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

So it’s not Greek Mythology?

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

Wait why the fuck is big bird eating his liver

[ametsunami]

It is Greek mythology, it’s A LARGE BIRD. NOT BIGBIRD. I REPEAT, NOT BIGBIRD

[posts-from-a-weirder-timeline]

[nyanbinyuri]

[pukicho]

I’m all for body positivity but what the FUCK happens to me every full moon

[pukicho]

Worst answer, now leave

[bumbleboarhd]

This image is so fucking powerful. It legit givs me chills. 

[slapandticklelol]

“This poem doesn’t rhyme.”

Dude about to make haikus:

“Oh you haven’t heard?”

[matt-the-blind-cinnamon-roll]

fuck you

[curiooftheheart]

The first line is six syllables.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

THIS

POEM

DOES-N’T

RHYME

That’s 5 syllables

[curiooftheheart]

Poem is two syllables. Po-em.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

Poem is ONE syllable, who the fuck uses two syllables to say poem?

[curiooftheheart]

What the fuck are you on about? Literally just say it out loud. Po-em. One syllable would be like Pome.

[wonderfulworldofmichaelford]

“Pome” IS how you say it you neanderthal. Who the fuck says PO-EM?

[haiku-robot]

“pome” is how you say it you neanderthal who the fuck says po-em

^Haiku^bot^9. I detect haikus with 5-7-5 format. Sometimes I make mistakes. Disappointing each other includes you. | PayPal | Patreon

[zoanzon]

[inksword]

The life and times of Pepper the pumpkin.

[digigurl-wurld]

happy halloween you spooky sons of bitches

[johnnyjoestarrelatable]

the second most fucked up part of the folgers incest commercial is the brother is coming home from africa and his reaction to the folgers is "finally, real coffee"

[donttouchthevoid]

I was like you once

[butch-of-the-blades]

[laeffy]

Every time I get groceries I’m always appalled at how little you can get for like, $20. I was making banana pudding so I needed vanilla wafers but the brand name nilla wafers cost $4 a box. The minimum wage in my state is $7.25/hr. My friend put it really well when he said “imagine you work for an hour and someone hands you two boxes of nilla wafers and said ‘actually this is a bit more than what I owe you’”

[laeffy]

How are some of y’all missing the point so bad. “Shop at aldi instead” “make your own food” “don’t buy brand name” “don’t buy unhealthy processed food” It’s not about the box of cookies. This is about how minimum wage pays peanuts and has stagnated for 12 years while the cost of living keeps growing. No one wants your financial advice about how to survive on beans and rice and frozen veggies. The smartest grocery list in the world is not gonna help you budget your way out of poverty. Please get a grip for the love of god

[see]

i had a dream i got a callout and all of the information was wrong. and i got doxxed and it wasn't even my address

[see]

i messaged the op and i was like "i will honestly give you my address because this is so embarrassing for you" and they blocked me

[turbro]

Dear people living on your own for the first time:

Here’s some advice I wasn’t told from the myriad of posts before that I wish I’d been given before

Wash the OUTSIDE of your pots and pans as well as the cooking surface. I’ve had a few roommates now who have only cleaned the inside and I’ve had to replace a $150 set of cookware twice.

“its only one time, how bad could using metal on nonstick cookware really be?” very bad. don’t do this.

Buy a rice cooker. Buy the middle tier rice cooker. Cheap ones will burn your rice, high tier ones are too expensive. Rice is good and cheap and, really, you don’t actually have to wash it if you don’t care about making gourmet food.

Buy band-aids. You don’t think you need band-ads until you need a band-aid, and by then it’s too late. (if you don’t follow this advice, a paper towel and some tape is an acceptable solution while you go get real bandages and neosporin)

You are on tumblr, which means you probably spend most of your time in one spot on a computer or phone. if this spot doesn’t have a trash can in arm’s reach, put one there.

 I spent 4 years piling trash on my desk in increasingly precarious ways until I had a designated area to put it. Trash cans can and should go anywhere there is a frequent generation of trash, typical locations be damned.

If you live with one or two roommates, discuss placing empty boxes in the back of your fridge and freezer. You probably don’t need all the space that the standard 5-person-family fridge provides, and tupperware will be shoved back there and left to stink up the entire appliance.

Get a wall calendar, put it somewhere communal, and have everyone put their household-relevant schedules on it. Communication is by far the weakest link with roommates (even good ones!) and having something to reference for appointments is always good

[thesunshinydays]

Hey this post is pretty good but please always wash your rice. It’s not to make it taste better, it’s to remove aflatoxin, which is created by a very widespread type of fungus and as such is present on most unwashed produce. Chronic exposure to aflatoxin leads to higher risk of liver and gallbladder cancer. I don’t blame anyone for not knowing this, as I didn’t until I started taking classes about cancer for my microbiology degree. Please always wash all of your produce and especially your rice, as it has a much higher surface area to volume ratio meaning that it can have a lot more aflatoxin on it than other produce if you don’t wash it.

[kingpin-of-steel-act3]

[ihatenearlyeverything]

its ok theyre Gods lil helpers

[oatmealbrain]

And boy are they clumsy

[dduane]

They are (so the ancient Greeks said) the divine Messengers between Heaven and Earth.

...And now you know why things are so screwed. :)

[peachy-bunster]

Visit Original Link

[moist-astronaut]

Send help I’ve been laughing for 15 minutes the internet killed my sense of humor

[mildlydisconcertingsparrowhawk]

I was expecting exactly that and was not disappointed

[luesmainblog]

[image description: panel 1 shows two men standing next to a bear, one considering what the other is saying. text above the bear reads “Car Salesman: Slaps Bear” panel 2 zooms in on the care saleman’s face. text reads “run.”]

[brothersskeleton]

[hydro-homies]

POKÉMON FACT

[pyr0rose]

I- I WAS NOT PREPARED FOR THAT

[brunhiddensmusings]

if you as a father dont think your kid working with robots is cool as all fuck then you not only failed as a father but you failed at understanding what awesome is

[assiraphales]

I am so fucking sick of CGI this, CGI that. give me back on location filming (when possible), give me back intricate hauntingly realistic animatronics and puppets, give me back handmade props & masks & skillful make up……..just give me back practical effects I am begging

[beyondthisdarkhouse]

Give me back films made by unionized workers who can collectively bargain for better working conditions the way digital VFX artists currently can't