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Kristen Applebees presidential rp blog

[blueboxbeagle]

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[fuckyeahdwarffortress]

A handy guide for your Jewellers and Gem Cutters.

I accept payment in trillion-cut black diamonds.

Chop chop.

[writing-prompt-s]

Useful!

[reillyissof]

No smithsonite mentioned, this post sucks

[brewerssupplies]

I wish the wizard class was cooler.

[applebees4president]

I mean, if your willing you can always take warlock class

[emkaymlp]

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

did someone say halloween

[emkaymlp]

Nine years and it’s still not at 1 million notes. I know we can do better!

[anaquana]

Let’s see if we can get this to 1M before the 10 year anniversary on the 3rd.

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

[emkaymlp]

please no halloween posts just yet. there’s still 2 months left

[blelbinems-deactivated20190925]

did someone say halloween

[emkaymlp]

Nine years and it’s still not at 1 million notes. I know we can do better!

[anaquana]

Let’s see if we can get this to 1M before the 10 year anniversary on the 3rd.

[jonlybonlyfromboldlygo]

[soft-october-night]

Like to charge reblog to cast

[lithominium]

You’re not casting

[heliohmystars]

is there a god-respecting way to club? if i just order lemonade, is that okay, or does being in the presence of a dj and ravers make me sin transitively?

sidenote, totally unrelated, does anyone know if i can order from a bar if i’m not drinking alcohol?

[applebees4president]

Is this a younger version of me, time realy do be quangleing

[rogha]

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

I feel so appreciated :3

[schakira]

WE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

[chiribomb-deactivated20220820]

[theawkwardqueerturtle]

GOD SAID ADAM AND EVE SO SHE WAS BOTH

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

I said this same thing! Except I’m also bi so I add to it a little 😇

[dammitradar]

[sneef-to-a-snorf-fight]

Oh hey idk why it says I deactivated. I just changed my name. Still here babes 😎

[infamousrunawayxnginxxr]

[hazmatazz]

ily trans women

[happierthangrassunderamicroscope]

[jaydove-writes]

So the only time it’s ok to know a trans person’s deadname is if it’s funny to that person. Noted.

[that-one-raccoonn]

@bucbeeapples @rolliepollies @loveislosing @hootingandgrowling

The Fruit Pickers :] (more about them)

Polly Hodguk; a rogue, goblin, bisexual, braces and light freckles, overbite, so tired of all this shit man, steals 'it' (drugs) from her older brother, plays quokki pets, literally would do anything for Olive, found out that Olive was trans first. -🥝(💚)

Sofia Erwin; a sorcerer, high elf, loveless, money money must be funny, refuses to touch 'it' with a ten foot pole, moved to Elmville recently, would and has killed for Olive, found out Olive was trans last and totally petty about it -🥥(🤍)

Aaron Samuel; a fighter, human, pansexual, wants to be on the owlbears, takes all kinds of 'it', the only one Mac and Donna liked (because he is human), thinks gods are scary, so ready to kill mac and donna for Olive, found out second and uses it against Sofia. -🍋(💙)

[applebees4president]

But Who are they voting for,

Tell me who they’re voting for, me or 4 small dogs

[hootingandgrowling]

Aaron Samuel! Fruit Pickers 🍋 !! he/them

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OOC: the loser boy

( @that-one-raccoonn )

[applebees4president]

Okay, but like, who you voting for

[bizglitterdew]

Fantasy Google: am I a bad person?

[applebees4president]

Well, its good that your asking, that is the first step to growth, also this is fantasytumblr

[beholdingslut]

this from the guy who wrote the sting pain index, a scale he constructed after letting himself be stung by insects

[beholdingslut]

“why did i start this list” pleaseeeeeee this is so funny

[caracalliope]

his descriptions were extremely on-point, and frankly inspiring when writing a hurt/comfort scene

Instagram poets could never!

[lobautumny]

For those who want it, here is the entire list:

Anyways, dude's 1,000% a huge masochist. Nobody just describes pain like this unless they're enjoying it.

[bizglitterdew]

Why do girls always go for the bad boys? nice guys are right here

[applebees4president]

You, by definition, are not nice, like name one quality,

Looks, personality, lifestyle, none of it nice.

[madammpresident-deactivated2024]

Cassandra’s ( @dawn-lover ) kitty familiar Kalina ( @the-shadowcat )!!

[magi-official]

IDKbout you, but i dont trust her

[madammpresident-deactivated2024]

Me either man but Cassandra gets upset when im mean to her

[applebees4president]

Cassandra said shes good now, and i for one trust her

[viralfrog]

[coelii]

That’s a hard working bee

[applebees4president]

I'm to tired to do a campaign thing

come up with something funny/prudent and or interesting people who care about what I believe in(my presidential campaign, and cassandra)

Btw, if your seeing this @klck4pres its because my party(minus fig) have just saved your Ruben hopclap from principal grix, we have also killed principal grix,

Maybe you should spend more time taking care of your own, and not about people who didn't even know about you before this year

[hexaes]

pride month

[cloudiifeather]

this dealt more fire damage than the lava

[applebees4president]

Adaine just sent me this saying “you’d love this in a few months”, any context for what that would mean guys