My Ego Is Bigger Than Ur Dick

- any pronouns - “i have nothing else to say other than ur built like gollum after overdosing on splat hair dye” -my fans

[thegooblet]

COMMISSIONS: OPEN!

[loveridden1999]

now that the world cup is out of the way can we focus on me instead

[ryebreadgf]

once I snorted a fat line of nuance and everything started depending. watch out

[girlnextvore]

When you see a Prep in hottopic

[girlnextvore]

“This Prep is ready for war bring it you emo fuck”

[girlnextvore]

why are people reblogging this again

this post is like 11 years old

WHY AREYALL DOING THIS

[derinthescarletpescatarian]

We’re all having a midlife crisis leave us be

[girlnextvore]

hey

fuck you LOL

[lovelyhsiao]

season 8 design

[goslinggf]

i love you rice with some bullshit

[3000s]

whats with the "fat chud" thing? why are we associating fatness with reactionary politics again?

[3000s]

not to be a conspiracy theorist but quite honestly it seems intentional and perfectly in line with the way fatphobia & glorification of anorexia/edtwt is making a big comeback lately, like, "lets find another way to make fat people an enemy by insinuating fat people are inherently right-wing 4chan nazis"

[3000s]

same as it ever was though like the "fat neckbeard" thing never fully went away either

[rabbitkinglune777]

900 COMBAT GRL-EVIL

[swissarmymanbf]

good music should beat the shit out of you

[artboyboogie]

this bird has flown

[rabbitkinglune777]

Dominique the bear boy!

(he/him)

[rabbitkinglune777]

he also owns a garden and loves flowers! maybe ears them too,,,

[not-your-average-url]

I miss when ads were a single click and then they’re gone. Now every ad has a minimum of three phases where you watch a video, exit the still frame of fake gameplay, and then exit the app download. That doesn’t even touch on the ones that forcibly take you to another app after opening a tab in safari without you ever touching the screen.

I hate advertising. I hate that you can’t do anything without companies jumping down your throat with mostly bullshit ads. I hate that billboards exist. I hate that every company unanimously decided to make their ads longer and longer. I hate that ad blockers try to charge you money and there are in app purchases to remove ads. I hate that my attention has become commodified. I hate that there’s nothing I can do about it.

[thegooblet]

art fight just dropped everyone go follow me NEOW!!

Art Fight

An art gifting game

[thegooblet]

it’s my birthday today so you guys have to draw my characters. it’s the law ‼️

[thoracs]

[kitten-cab00dle]

[flimflix]

[dramastcyr]

[ohdarnitripped-deactivated20220]

It’s time for YOU to listen to me.

[kitten-cab00dle]

[shirtsthatgohard]

[fionn-o-nassus]

Not gonna lie this makes me a bit irritated. Here's the real version of this photo:

Instead of a cutesie reference to film censorship it was an explicit statement of defiance of Maryland's criminalization gay sex, which was not repealed until 2002. This wasn't a guy saying "Oh they can't put what I do in the movies according to a completely voluntary industry code" he was saying "The State of Maryland wants to put me in jail for being gay and having gay sex."

It wasn't a guy being cheeky about sex in an ambiguous, cute way. It was a man stating, in no uncertain terms, that a whole state of the United States considered him a criminal for being homosexual.

[fishhenthusiast]

Magical girl flamefrags !!

[loveridden1999]

if i was a soccer player i'd simply kick that ball in the goal instead of wasting everyone's time