April's Shenanigans

she/her

[nymphsoup]

damn girl, you'll make the prettiest flowers once your body rots into the earth

[simplysnaps]

"hopeslop" sounds like something a Democratic Strategist in Washington would say. not every word needs "slop" added to it. friendslop, kidslop, c'mon guys. You don't need to deflect from the stuff you enjoy by adding the word "slop" to the end.

AI Slop. That is the thing. Among Us isn't "Friendslop." Friendslop is what you do to your bestie's dick at a party-

[homunculus-argument]

Not book smart or street smart but a secret third thing.

[luckyletd0wn]

supid

[homunculus-argument]

supid.

[spreadassholesdotorg]

[no-more-dead-dogs]

my beautiful wife, severe thunderstorm warning, is texting me 😌😚😍😍

[yujateaandpi]

Was driving with my grandmother and in broken English she says “no eyes… no nose… no face. Don’t trust.” To which I looked around wildly in search of this omen of ill portend.

Cybertruck. It was a cybertruck.

[sailatina3]

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[jfny]

@kittybroker

[kittybroker]

The black hole absorbing all that meets it’s path! Not even the market is safe from it’s overpowering reach! Get sucked into this kitty for exactly 0 dollars today!

[catasters]

[kittydealer]

u/Fine-Dog-9874

[kittydealer]

fell asleep mid convo (unmute)

[animentality]

[kilncreatures]

here is probably the most whimsical and gormless creature ive made so far. just utterly permeable. under investigation for an allergy to tap water

[dailycatsblog]

[thester1]

@kittybroker how much for these sitters?

[kittybroker]

The silly sitters sliding their way onto shelves for only $15.90 a set!

[only-cat-memes]

[the-frightening-ghoul]

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[mousidy]

everyone in a "queer space" the moment a trans woman says anything

[sapphling]

it's possible to die from not getting a little kiss