That's not him
we're not kids anymore.

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Origami Around
cherry valley forever
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I'd rather be in outer space 🛸
Jules of Nature
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he wasn't even looking at me and he found me

@theartofmadeline

shark vs the universe

JBB: An Artblog!

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@applekirby
That's not him
I am so tired of short-attention-span, trim-the-fat culture. All writing advice these days is for how to write like Chuck Palahniuk. "Cut 'think', cut 'feel', cut 'wonder' - only action, only pushing forward, show and move and move and move." What if I could emulate this style, and still don't want to? What if I want to write like Henry James, with three paragraphs of introspective musings between each dialogue line? The music advice is, "make it shortform, make it Tik-Tok compatible, make it punchy, hit the refrain as soon as possible." What if I want that 10-minute prog rock piece? What if I want that symphony? What if I want it slow and luxurious and lazy? Movies. Series. Poetry. Bodies. Everything is "trimmed trimmed trimmed trimmed, stripped bare, you have three seconds to win me over, make it airport chic." I don't want to win you over, then, I guess. I want the fat left it. I want the pleasure and the indolence and the indulgence. Fuck this art-advice that's always "your art needs Ozempic."
your favourite character has a crossover with your recent fav media, how is it going? {like, this character teleports to this universe}
good
bad
great
awful
questionable
chaos
they're already from it
results
thought autocomplete would take me to outlook dot com not realising id forgotten the T before i pressed enter. However was very much pleased at what it took me to instead. I think I don't want to see my emails now. I think I will stay with the oul.
i hope this email never finds you. i hope you are with the oul
Pearl centric post
did yuo know its very normal for girls to fall over when they stand up? this is not iron deficincy,, it is girl supries naptime
It’s literally girl surprise naptime!!! Her heart is meant to do that
It’s literally
girl surprise naptime!!! Her heart
is meant to do that
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
I love the word "jamboree". If I had a daughter I'd name her Jamboree Lynn, and if I had a son, I'd leave him in the woods to be raised by coyotes.
what if he grew up never knowing you were his parent and came back to kill you in a tragic twist of fate tho
happens
Jamboree Lynn would handle the situation i imagine
Fellow white people did you know there's this cool youtube hack where you go out of your way to watch videos made by Black people. And suddenly your video recommendations will have loads of cool new channels. And then you realise youtube was literally hiding videos made by Black people from you because they assumed you wouldn't be interested
Don't talk about it. Be about it.
my favorites:
Daniel JrStetch (fitness)
Frilancy Hoyle (fashion)
EarthtonesGirl (knitting)
Josh Johnson (comedy)
BlackForager (...foraging)
Reese Waters (US politics)
https://youtube.com/@reesewaters?si=OOV1cQllMSoYhKx_
TL Yarn Crafts (crochet)
I’m Toni – let’s learn how to crochet together! 🧶 Hey babes! I’m Toni, the designer and instructor behind TL Yarn Crafts, where every croch
Charm City Ewenicorns (knitting)
https://youtube.com/@charmcityewenicorns?si=GsG6iZIOnSsd2E6E
Sage the Bad Naturalist! (Link is to my fav recent YouTube short about BEES!)
BlackForager mentionnnnnnneeed
No way that this is how I find out I’m not subbed to Josh that man is hysterical
is this anything
its really cool that we discovered glass which is the material that doesnt have any chemical reactions with anything in the universe very useful for doing chemistry due to being able to put things in it to contain chemical reactions and never having it react with the things that are in it due to it being completely and entirely unreactive to every chemical
Posts from a 17th century chymist who's about to have their bones dissolved by hydrofluoric acid.
HYDROFLUORIC ACID MENTION‼️
💀🧪
DICKS OUT FOR HYDROFLUORIC ACID!!!
NOT A GOOD IDEA!!!!!
World Heritage Post
they already peaked with the lighter lighter so. it's all clowns and hardware from here
Do you guys ever think about how sleep-deprived Stan was to keep up with his Mr. Mystery work by day and portal work at night and considered that the twin's mannerisms sometimes overlapped Ford so hard it must have freaked him out and also that he wasn't sure if his brother was alive on the other side?
Because I think about it all the time, still
Swedish has the delightfully opaque expression “skita I det blå skåpet”, literally “to shit in the blue cabinet”, meaning to badly screw something up.
I submit “and now we all have to live in a blender” as a similarly specific English expression of horror at how badly something has gone.
^^^ I'm using both of these phrases for the rest of my life now.
"You know that thing would eat you if you died, right?" I say, pointing at your potted fern.
"You know that thing would eat you if you died, right?" I say, pointing at nothing in particular (I mean the mold spores in the air)
It's Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest. just how Every day of my life will be Another Beautiful Day of Not Being On Mount Everest, on account of how I am Never Ever Going There.