I'm a real person I promise

I want somewhere where I know no one to reblog things that make me anxious liking

[fannishknits]

[fannishknits]

UPDATE: The vote passed making making the Laconia and Franlin hospitals the first unionized hospitals in the state of New Hampshire

[the-blue-fairie]

Original comic by Rasenth

[ebenana]

Leelah Alcorn was a trans girl, a teenager, who sadly committed suicide nearly 10 years ago. I'm happy that her comic touches the hearts of so many people, years after her death.

I saved screenshots of her blog and last message to the world. Her parents had a lot of control over how she was perceived after her death, but it was also to prevent deletion by Tumblr itself. Even back then, Tumblr has been shadow banning trans women on this platform.

My heart goes out to all trans women who are struggling with society's expectations of who they are supposed to be and who they are allowed to be. May you find peace, growth, and respite from whatever you're going through. You deserve happiness, most of all. Thank you for living, thank you for being here with us.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

never understood students who willingly attend their own graduation ceremony. the entire point of graduating is they can't force you to attend shit anymore

[rhoconfidential]

The valedictorian of the grade above me skipped her graduation

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

champion behavior. beat the game high scored and peaced OUT

[applepiewithcheddercheese]

Not enough people know that I am

A) in a polyamorous relationship

B) a "steve"* in at least 2 other relationships

C) have a freind who regularly flirts with me because "not enough people flier with you" and jokes about stealing me from my girlfriend

* Steve referencing the song

Please not this is a joke I do not always third wheel but there are at least 2 couples who just like.... let me hang out with them and sit between them and cuddle both of them and I am not dating them. Like I expect that of my metamore sometimes but like I am not a part of this relationship but I am fairly certain I could go on a lunch date with them and no one would question it both sets are 1 gay man and one pan genderfuckery person actually there is no real gender happening with 90% of my freind group but that's not the point

[headspace-hotel]

NORTHERN HEMISPHERE ARE YALL LOOKING AT THE SKY

[headspace-hotel]

IM IN KENTUCKY AND THERES AN AURORA

[headspace-hotel]

AURORA BOREALIS

[headspace-hotel]

If you can't see it well taking pictures with your phone can show it because it's a longer exposure

[headspace-hotel]

SO FUCKINGH PRETTYYYYY

[helianyx]

hello from MI with my very blurry pics (that nevertheless made me cry)

[headspace-hotel]

WAUGH THATS AMAZING

[unidentifiedwhistlingobject]

pics from my friends and I in various parts of Arkansas!!!

[headspace-hotel]

OMG THE RED IS SO GORGEOUS

This is magical. i love being alive i love you Earth

[applepiewithcheddercheese]

There are too many clouds in my area to see them

:(

[incognitopolls]

Have you ever accidentally wet yourself as an adult?

Yes, once

Yes, a few times

Yes, frequently

No, but I've had a close call

No, but I've had a few close calls

No, but I have frequent close calls

No

Yes, because of a medical condition

I pee in other ways (urostomy, etc)

Other?

Voting ended onMay 11, 2024

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[hankhillsupremacist-deactivated]

[genibibiou]

DO NOT UNMUTE IF YOU EASILY GET MUSIC LOCKED INTO YOUR MEMORY

I fear, genuinely, for the day far into the future when I'm in court at a crucial moment and this suddenly blasts full volume in my mind.

[prismatic-bell]

The caption does not lie. The guy singing even SOUNDS like the dude from the B-52s.

[applepiewithcheddercheese]

No one can tell my real life freinds this but I have started to refer to my first boyfriend in my head as my padme amidala era

Why you may ask?

He thought I could do know wrong

Regularly told me I could do better then him

Genuinely people said he acted differently with me

I thought I could fix him and his terrible opnions

(I did shortly after relize I could not and broke up with him he is still very strange and on occasion we talk)

[obligatorytropeinsert]

fic idea I'll probably?? write someday

I know the general consensus when it comes to mandalorians/jedi ships are that the mandos would be the pushy borderline partners that kindap their jedi darlings. But I like the idea of a fic where the jedis kidnap the mandos. Like, Obi-Wan is out on a mission and he ends up getting separated from Anakin. Cue panicking but he still works the mission hoping to save his padawan.

Meanwhile Jango is working a job and comes across free ad! He's pretty excited about it until he realizes that this ad he's found is in face a jedi!! He promptly tracks down the wayward padawan's master and returns Anakin, all the while, taking down enough bad guys to make Obi-Wan's mission a rousing success. Obviously very happy, Obi-Wan invites Jango back to the temple so that the other Jedi can show their appreciation. He's invited to spar with a few of the older masters. And Jocasta is especially happy to gain some insight into Mandalorian culture. The room Jango is staying in stops being a guest room and instead becomes Mister Fett's quarters.

It gets to the point that Jaster has to send a unit of mandalorians to go and retrieve his son. But much to their confusion, they were greeted with open arms by the Jedi. Each guest finds something to do. And the Jedi are all too excited to provide hot tea and home baked pastries for their cool new warrior friends. Especially when they find out that every mando warrior comes pre-equipped with light saber sparring skills. When Jaster has finally had enough he heads on over ready to make a big fuss. Only to be greeted with open arms. The Jedi certainly aren't forcing anyone but you try saying no to Master Windu's handmade sweet breads. Jaster has to return to Mandalore, of course. Reluctantly the rest of the Mando agree to go. And for a while, that's the way that it is. Until Obi-Wan shows up on Mandalore claiming to be there on a research mission. More Jedi show up. They don't leave. There are padawans toddling around keldabe. Yoda and Mace have begun an intense rivalry with Mando elders over who can make the best tea. Half-way through planning a new Jedi temple Jaster realizes that he's been kidnapped by a culture filled with crazy reckless anti-christs.

[sully-s]

Listen If I had the time I would just make Justice Leauge the documentary lol.

[jonnywaistcoat]

Which is sexier, a werewolf or a vampire?

Depends if you find it sexier to submit to the will of charismatic evil or to be overwhelmed by animalistic power. And that's not a decision I can make for you.

[apas-95]

[laughingsquid]

The Worst Attraction in Every State

[celestialmomma-deactivated20230]

Oh Big Blue Bug that’s interesting I wonder what that looks like—

Jesus H. Christ

[humblegrub]

get in everyone we’re going on a roadtrip

[poinko]

im at work and i feel like if i google “Quassy” im going to get fired

[bellmandi86]

Naw, no way you’re gonna call the Rock Hall the worst attraction in Ohio when the Field of Corn exists.

[vympr]

okay.

top

bottom

vers

i dont having sex

Voting ended onFeb 16, 2023

[vympr]

this says a lot about society

[gus-goose]

Or just about tumblr

[vympr]

no its society

[127leilas]

celibacy sweep

[magicgills]

period havers! I have a question:

pads

tampons

menstrual cup

reusable cloth

other (please tag!)

Voting ended onFeb 26, 2023

[dadvans]

What makes you backclick out of a fic the fastest?

Bad punctuation

Purple prose

Look At How They Massacred My Blorbo (Characterization)

Formatting

Epithets

Wrong Dialect (ex. British fandom, not Britpicked)

Untagged Squick

Other (Leave in Comments!)

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2023

[dadvans]

we are all so picky and we are all being SO brave and silly about it, god bless

[dadvans]

reblogs, cont.

[99-cent-arizona-tea]

They wrote "wonton."

[costumersupportdept]

as someone currently living in the Rogue Valley, rogue/rouge is quickly becoming a dealbreaker for me on a billiontytwelve different levels.

[iwilltrytobereasonable]

It’s nearly impossible to get me to back out of a fic completely (I end up skimming) but please dear god OFMD fandom PLEASE SPELL CANNON CORRECTLY

[phoenixyfriend]

I decided to watch a Netflix movie, one with Anna Kendrick, and it's. Uh. Surprisingly enjoyable? It's called "Mr. Right" and I'm just getting Anidala vibes.

"Somewhat insane girl meets a hitman and decides she's into it" is. Wow. This is a great plot so far? I'm having so much fun. Nobody tell me what the general consensus on this film is, my feminism brain is off and my stupid crazy bullshit brain is on.

[phoenixyfriend]

This is their second date and he is bringing knives into the bedroom and she is into it. She had a single moment of sanity and now he is throwing knives at her so she can catch them and she is laughing.

"I feel like I've been in a coma with you. It's like I don't remember my life before three days ago."

I want Anidala as this they would be perfect.

[phoenixyfriend]

To double down on the 'this would work great for Anidala' theme, the hitman's story is:

Has been a hitman since his teens, is impossibly skilled, went through a bunch of training, generally had emotions but was obviously a wee bit fucked in the head by virtue of his profession

Dropped out of the industry two years back after having a guilt-induced nervous breakdown

Got back in. Kills the people who hire him because "murder is bad." Wears a clown nose and dances as he does so.

(She did have a mild freakout after she saw him kill someone btw but hearing his tragic backstory and 'moral code' has uhhhhh apparently handled that problem.)

[phoenixyfriend]

Even the bad guys are like "what the fuck is wrong with this girl," but they are adorable.

Also we would need an evil mentor who tries to kill the hitman (unfortunately, Palpatine isn't physically active enough), and a surprisingly/accidentally competent hired minion in the vein of Steve who keeps managing to get shots on the funky hitman and has a weird friendship with him (I'm thinking Rex might be the easy option).

[applepiewithcheddercheese]

Rex would make a great gummy bear guy

[penandinkprincess]

I wanna start a fight

sweet potato pie>pumpkin pie

[too-many-blorbos]

Both are inferior to any kind of chocolate pie.

[penandinkprincess]

blocked and reported

[bekacooperetal]

Counterpoint sweet potato casserole with pecans and marshmallows for dinner and pumpkin pie for dessert

[penandinkprincess]

additional argument: sweet potato casserole is overrated

[fmlcomic]

*picks up pecan pie and leaves*

[penandinkprincess]

pecan pie fucks alright it will always have a place on my table

[penandinkprincess]

my countrymen, we must set aside our differences to deal with a larger enemy

[applepiewithcheddercheese]

As an American who does enjoy a good savory pie this person is wrong both sweet and savory pies are good