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A collective of personalities formally known as Aria - 28 - she/they - autistic - asexual Tags will be marked by "(blank)isms" to show which of us posted it

[mevil]

[lizholmes]

[dickstolebyanalien]

Walk Like No One Is Driving

[sillyseacreature]

He is indeed a guy

[jennamoran]

not just any guy, that's the model for the 1st edition Vampire: the Masquerade cover!

[jennamoran]

[thehmn]

Foxes disguised as monks. On the left from Japan and on the right from Denmark.

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

It was a global problem

[orthoscheme]

supermarkets should have benches

[orthoscheme]

everywhere should have benches

[rpfisfine]

[kuuderecatgirl]

you know apparently you're not supposed to give kittens and cats saucers of milk? yeah what you're actually supposed to give them is 1-2 Modelo tall boys. easy mistake to make, happens to the best of us.

[sandmandaddy69]

[device--conduct]

[giftofgabber]

im going to get killed by a balloon animal

[doublelp]

[imissthembutitwasntadisaster]

You guys need to see this because my brain has decided "have you heard of seventy dollars??" is a widely known meme I can reference regularly (it is not)

[teathattast]

[sunsetforestzone]

never underestimate how much a "☝️" can add to a sentence

[letterful]

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

"cigarette" implies the existence of a much larger "cigar"

[patronsaintofmistakenidentity]

i recovered by the time i hit post but when i first had this thought i had genuinely forgotten cigars exist

[meezer]

I Saw The Money Grow

[slunch]