appleposting

trying every apple ever

[eebie]

I just ate one

[eebie]

You can lie when you name things

[bjurst]

Eve

[irlpim]

i wish it was socially acceptable to walk up to a lone stranger in public and ask "are you okay with talking about apples right now" and then they'd say "of course" and i would say "if you could have one large apple or one small apple which one would you choose" and they would say "large apple" and i would say "of course you would say that." and then we would become ready to risk it all

[applesposting]

first and foremost my problem with bridgerton is the sheer number of contemporary apples. pink ladies and presumably honeycrisp cultivars as far as the eye can see

[geniusoflove]

[1five1two]

'Apple Treeometry'. Adam Hillman. 2020.

[redscharlach]

Most satisfying apples ever

[yb-cringe]

happy new years! be a faggot!!!! thats an order! !

[yb-cringe]

THIS STILL APPLIES !!!

[yb-cringe]

THIS STILL APPLES!!!!!!!

[yb-cringe]

happy 4 years to Apples!!!!!!!

[travalicious]

they can't pluck an apple from a tree

[vecb-art]

Apples 🍎

8.5x11 inches, colored pencil and graphite

find this piece in the FC art show

[michaelnordeman]

Blue Tit/blåmes. Värmland, Sweden (December 26, 2021).

[wormsermonizer]

🍎

[theinternetarchive]

knit apple pattern by kaffe fassett, 2003.

[applesposting]

d’arcy spice

ancient little English apple from 1785. A bit pippin/crablike, and supposedly spiced.

sweetness: 4/10

crispness: 6/10

Narrative significance: 6/10

essence: 8/10

[applesposting]

heaven is a place on earth and it’s the co-op worker who knew all about English apples and gave me infinite samples (i tried ananas reinette, scott’s winter, and ashmead’s kernel which is apparently prominently featured in a book i now have to read). she, too, appreciated the nonsensical and joyful art of apple tasting.

I think i liked the ananas best even though its skin was a bit thick!!

[seravph]

“what’s the worst fruit” i hope you fucking die im strangling you what the hell is wrong with you. ‘the worst fruit’… has god not made all of these fruits in the same light???? cunt

[rottenlittlefink]

Red Delicious Apples

[punk-rocking-nerd]

[applesposting]

Opal

I never thought a relation of the golden delicious would ever bring me solace on a cold and lonesome Tuesday, but sometimes a yellow apple simply beckons from the grocery shelf, waxy and bright like the extracted bulb of a freshly polished traffic light. The Opal is trademarked and snack-worthy, albeit texturally unremarkable. This was the first apple I carried around like an accessory, mostly because it is visually uncanny for a fruit — certainly brighter than a pear and smoother than a lemon. Closest to a squash, if anything.

sweetness: 8/10

crispness: 6/10

narrative significance: 3/10

essence: 5/10

[applesposting]