Proud Supporter Of Apples

He/Him | 26

[mysharona1987]

[actualized-animal]

imagining a world where askjeeves won out as the most popular search engine so people having arguments online end up saying stuff like "literally just ask jeeves about this, it's not hard"

[cottoncandylesbo]

do you guys every worry about those huge scars in the earth that never heal

[amygdalae]

grinding and cramming for finals when I'd rather be grinding and cramming. in like a sex way or something. i guess. i dunno. shuffles away sadly. hits my head on a low-hanging branch and bleeds out in the snow

[catasters]

[primarining]

hey why did the dead by daylight devs give the xenomorph queen so much ass

[buy-these-potions]

Hold on I gotta look something up

[buy-these-potions]

[creepymutelilbugger]

hold on i also gotta look something up

[creepymutelilbugger]

[sindri42]

for reference this is the original xenomilf

and this is the Dead by Daylight version

[nyanbinyuri]

[northisnotup]

[demilypyro]

"And so it turns out he not only lied about having created the Roblox oof sound, but his portfolio is totally inflated, he wasn't the first American to work on Sonic, he didn't work alongside Miyamoto, and he wasn't even on MTV Cribs"

[tonyzaret]

[greenlabcoat]

its called balls-deep because youve gotta cram them in there

[greenlabcoat]

hospital

[toadsrbutch]

pym’s soggy sundays are what makes life worth living tbh

[radiofreederry]

[madderhatter]

[brown-bear-64]

Sound ON

[oated]

someone send me slightly flirtatious memes I can send to my bitches to let them know im down

[segamascot]

like this?

[oated]

no

[segamascot]

ok

[homoquartz]

me when i see a beaufoful woman

[prohaloplayer-deactivated202601]

my dastardly bastard of a son Speedfast Turboquick making a mockery of olympic track and field athletes

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press a button and a deep web hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is incredible.

[mechagodzilla]

what button

[mechagodzilla]

what fucking button

[supergameboytwo]

We live in an age where you can press 3 buttons and a state sponsored hitman shows up at your door and kills you. Technology is dogshit.

[calvinandhobbescomic]