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[appreciativecustomer]

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[jethroq]

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[deadseacorpse]

[homoqueerjewhobbit]

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[biglawbear]

This is a reminder that any insane extreme position can be couched in progressive sounding language to try and persuade you of its validity, even positions that are totally contrary

[imyourbadjew]

[appreciativecustomer]

No more bluesky. Fuck bluesky

[depsidase]

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[carry-on-my-wayward-butt]

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[appreciativecustomer]

Need

[eznii]

me: oh no! its started raining and now i cant see through my windshield :( the humble windshield wiper:

[averagesizedperson]

TO THE PATRONS OF THIS THEATER, I APOLOGIZE FOR INTERRUPTING YOUR SCREENING OF INLAND EMPIRE BUT I DO NEED YOUR HELP WITH SOMETHING. THERE IS A MAN IN ROW E SEAT 7 WHO HAS BEEN GOOGLING "INLAND EMPIRE EXPLAINED" ON HIS PHONE WITH FULL BRIGHTNESS ON, DISTURBING OTHER VIEWERS IN HIS VICINITY. HE HAS NO LOVE FOR FILM AND JUDGING BY WHAT HE HAS GOOGLED HE THINKS THAT ALL MOVIES ARE PUZZLES THAT HE HAS TO SOLVE LIKE THIS IS LOST OR SOME SHIT. I UNDERSTAND THIS IS AN UNUSUAL REQUEST, BUT I WANT YOU TO REMOVE THIS MAN FROM THE THEATER AND POSSIBLY KILL HIM. WHEN HE IS GONE, YOUR SCREENING WILL RESUME. YOUR PAL, DAVID LYNCH

[appreciativecustomer]

Xiao Hong Shu

[boarofthenorth100]

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[ruinedchildhood]

[karpad]

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[technofeudalism]

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[trans-girl-nausicaa]

after the revolution we’re gonna rename a bunch of stuff so get ready. here’s some things to look forward to.

St. Petersburg, Pennsylvania will be renamed Leningrad.

We’re going to give Washington State and Washington, D.C. names that are more distinct from one another. Specific solution still under discussion.

St. Petersburg, Florida will be renamed Leningrad.

Since there are 93 locations named Springfield in the USA, they will all receive a numerical suffix for clarity. (e.g. “Springfield 093” or “Springfield 069”)

St. Petersburg, Colorado will be renamed Leningrad.

Stay tuned for more!