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6th grade math problem:

Words were exchanged between friends – the house of human companionship was established in secret – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed – eons passed

A) The house was diminished!

B) The house was strengthened!

C) The house was swept away!

D) The house was swept away!

tpwrtrmnky

Like. Look. Listen. I have taught introductory quantum physics at a university level, and I need you all to incorporate this into your trans advocacy: There are situations where you need to make a decision to prioritize being comprehensible to your target audience above being The Most Unassailably Correct.

peppermintquartz

You can try to teach a toddler about germ theory or you can get them to wash their hands because "yucky"

tpwrtrmnky

Teaching a toddler to wash hands because yucky when the Ethics Understander crashes through the roof. "STOP RIGHT THERE," the Ethics Understander shouts at me. "The disgust response is not a legitimate substitute for a considered value judgment, and in fact, weaponizing disgust instead of grounding those judgments in a more rigorous framework is fundamental to reactionary rhetoric!"

The toddler looks at me. "You are a fascist, auntie. I have seen the light and will now go eat chewing gum from the pavement, unless you can educate me on a rigorous framework on the microbiology of pavement chewing gum this very instant."

trattenbach

Happy Battle Against Richard Nixon's Immortal Soul Saturday

tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

anton--rayne

The other day my friend and I were talking and I dont remember what it was but we were looking for something to watch and he kept questioning me how come I've never heard of the US live action movies he was showing me my whole life and how come I've never heard of Sydney Sweeney or her controversies before then at the same convo I asked him how come he has never heard what oedipus complex is before which I later realized was like heavy handed sitcom dialogue

undying-princess

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

woman-becomer

imagine a goat with a hat

STOP-

what hat did you give the goat what is the instinctual hat you gave to this goat

#very wide brim cowboy hat #nice flat one

capnsoapy

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sailatina3

Primitivism has gotta be one of the worst ideologies of all time. Hey what if everything was objectively worse for everybody? Not to mention it's doomed to never actually make progress or achieve anything at all. Then there's the fundamental hypocrisy and vibes-based definition of "technology" in the first place.

Phone bad. Bombs good. Internet bad. Agriculture good. Medicine bad. We've got herbs and shit. You say herbs are just a form of medicine? Well its different! Because the vibes!!! Also, my idea of a "primitive society" happens to be based on my misunderstandings of the pre colonial world. Don't ask why.

syn4k

"lock in" is probably one of the most important phrases to enter the public lexicon in the 2020s

joyflameball

hotvampireadjacent

https://www.cnbc.com/amp/2026/06/11/iran-threatens-elon-musks-companies-in-middle-east-iranian-state-media.html

Iran will consider all of Elon Musk's companies in the Middle East as military targets as it retaliates against the U.S., Iranian state medi

iteration-dave

"The IRGC's declaration reportedly includes several Trump-branded developments, such as the Trump International Hotel & Tower in Dubai, Trump Tower in Riyadh, and Trump Plaza in Jeddah, along with golf projects in Qatar. These claims have not been independently verified, and no official statements have emerged from Iranian or American officials."