c'est moi

sometimes i do things but mostly i don't (they/them)

[queer-benoit-blanc]

need tumblr to know that this year is the 1069th anniversary of the assassination of julius caesar, not last year. people joked about it last year but it's this year. tumblr please

[approaching-entropy]

the three horsemen of the apocalypse are mermaids, wizards, and cat boys. i refuse to elaborate

[approaching-entropy]

i have done what i swore never to do.... i’m unironically writing poetry... 10 y/o would be so disappointed

[approaching-entropy]

me planning fanfics: it's gonna be beautiful and it'll make people cry and it will be the greatest literary masterpiece since Gatsby!

me writing fanfics: AND THEN TOMMYINNIT SWINGS THROUGH THE WINDOW LIKE TOM CRUISE AND SHOOTS SEXI BOI JOHNNY AND READER IS ALL LIKE “nuuu ma husban u cant die or ill kill uuu”

in conclusion this is why my friends don’t come to me for ff ideas

[approaching-entropy]

my thoughts on HIStory 4

right. so. first off i have hope. the synopsis translation i read didn’t sound great in english but i’m assuming that it was better in chinese. i’m slightly apprehensive but apart from the first series i’ve enjoyed all of HIStory so i trust that it’ll be good. i’m holding out for a second part of MODC before i properly get excited tho

[approaching-entropy]

WHY AM I CRYING OVER FICTIONAL CHARACTERS WEDDING?!?!?! This really is how boring my life is rn

[approaching-entropy]

I’m putting this so I’ll feel a sense of commitment:

I WILL FINISH THE FIC I’VE BEEN WORKING ON SINCE EP3 BY THE FINAL EPISODE OR SO HELP ME GOD 

[geminifourth]

sologui & hand holding (Ep 9)

bonus:

[eddiesandwich]

[approaching-entropy]

I'm sorry but thEIR HEIGHT DIFFERENCE IS K I L L I N G M E

Also that shot of them in front of the galaxy is just- *chefs kiss* fUCKIN SUPERB YOU FUNKY LIL GAYS

[approaching-entropy]

In case anyone was wondering yes I'm crying over Hao Ting and Xi Gu... Again...

[charlesoberonn]

The myth of Achilles, but instead of holding him by the heel, Thetis sumberges him fully so that Achilles is completely invulnerable and Thetis has one invulnerable hand.

[charlesoberonn]

She only needs one oven mitt when taking cookies out of the oven.

[aphony-cree]

But there would still be two small parts of him that are vulnerable because they were covered by her fingertips at the time, stopping the water from touching them. Which means those fingertips are also vulnerable on her hand 

Achilles *putting those little round band-aids on two parts of his ankle before battle*

Thetis *knitting fingertip oven mitts for her thumb and forefinger*

This is a Greek comedy I could get behind 

[obaewankenope]

What if she put him in a sack and dunked him in? The water would saturate the sack and soak him and so long as she pulled him out quick, he wouldn't drown. Then they'd have a sack that's invulnerable too and can be used as the most unexpected shield ever.

Imagine Achilles storming Troy with one (1) invulnerable sack for a shield

[adspexi]

thetis just sticks him in one of these bad boys

and swirls him around like a batch of chicken nuggets until he’s invulnerable all over. 

[approaching-entropy]

I that that Kao's somehow related to the mafia (his dad seems a bit... OOF) and that's why he refuses to believe the rumours about Phu. Like someone goes "he's a member of the mafia, he's very dangerous etc etc blah blah blah"

And Kao's just thinking "if he was in the mafia I'D KNOW ABOUT IT"

I haven't read any of the novels so idk wtf is going on

[approaching-entropy]

Yes I love Oxygen and no I will not apologise or shut up about it

[approaching-entropy]

Got called "my dude" by a punk in a coffee today. I've never felt so cool

[approaching-entropy]

I just finished listening to The Sportive Nymphs and Tal is the first ace character I've seen/heard and I cannot express how much that means and how close I was to crying

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

feelings about ducks?

they deserve to be rewarded for not being geese