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Hi, I am Katie. I am a college student studying Chemistry. I love knitting, and LOTR. Feel free to ask me anything (seriously I would love some messages).

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Receiving a Werther’s Derivative from my poser grandma

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[tolkiengenerator]

the time of the elves is over. shit just got real. wake up america

[solradguy]

Ok I guess if you want to get really absolutely technical about it, I guess Martin Luther's 95 Theses were a zine. I guess. I suppose.

[deadtrilobitesociety]

characters in mountain goats songs are like:

guy who buys a 96-inch television in order to watch static on it

a lion

a lion but it’s a metaphor this time

angry and confused man driving north and it’s cold

angry and confused man driving north and it’s hot

Cloven-Hooved Prince Turnip in the garden

noted Ancient Roman playwright and philosopher Lucius Annaeus Seneca

noted American novelist and singer/songwriter John Darnielle

witch who gets buried alive but in an empowering way

guy with great fashion sense who narcs on the planet Earth to the aliens with guns

rose lalonde

[abbiistabbii]

The Germans really cooked making "Hobbyless behaviour" an insult. It is both devastating, applicable to a wide range of people and behaviours, and doesn't resort to swearing.

Man ranting on the internet about the Superbowl halftime show or complaining that something is "woke"? Hobbyless Behaviour. Girls mocking another girl for not looking right? Hobbyless Behaviour. Mindless vandalism? Hobbyless Behaviour.

It is more powerful than "get a life" or the English "You're Sad" because it gets to the central point of the matter, and that is wonderful. Danke, Deutsch.

[facts-i-just-made-up]

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Things that make me mad:

The state park camping reservation site

People who reserve camping sites for large blocks of time "just in case"

[oldolonde]

Good morning to people who are turned into birds as they jump from sea cliffs, sad beach cryptids, bad bitches who live in hidden cities, one-handed tragic figures, spirits of fire, victims of shipwrecks, people with great hair, receivers of ominous dreams and foresight, werewolves who thought they were the worst in the land but weren’t, unnamed wives and sentient malevolent swords

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It's great owning a home and all but things sure are expensive.

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I skied (not very well) like 8 miles this weekend. I'm sore.

[yandere-angela]

[mothermara]

what if orpheus was butch and she unclipped her carabiner and held it out behind her and then eurydice clipped it onto her belt loop and then orpheus didnt have to look back because she could hear eurydice jingle jangling behind her. follow me for more dyke solutions to famous tragic literature

[juniper-petunia]

they should make a version of socializing that doesn’t make you feel like you’re still the weird 12 year old kid that doesn’t know why she’s not normal like the other kids

[birdandmoon]

Bird abilities I wish I had.

Find my new book here.

[skodasforge]

*Valley Girl voice*: I must, like, not fear. Fear is literally the mind-killer. Like it’s basically the little-death that brings total obliteration. I will totally face my fear. I will permit it to pass over me and through me, and? When it’s gone? I’m gonna like turn the inner eye to see its path! Where the fear has gone there will be literally nothing. Only I will remain.

[spooky-aspen-at-a-distance]

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“I’m always trying to figure out what to say about this god damn song. Part of me wants to say look, it’s about revenge, but as soon as I say that… no, that’s not quite it. Part of me wants to say it’s about the satisfaction of not needing revenge… and i say no, that’s some new age stuff. I think it’s a song about the moment in your quest for revenge when you learn to embrace the futility of it. The moment where you know the thing you want is ridiculous and pompous and a terrible thing to want anyway. The direction in which you’re headed is not the direction you want to go, yet you’re going to head that way a while longer cause that’s just the kind of person you are.”

— John Darnielle

[rabdoidal]