Holy Rasgulla, Unholy Lies
Rukmini: You promised me the last Rasgulla
Krishna: Technically, I never said who I promised it to
Rukmini: Oh, so now you’re playing word games?
Krishna: I’m literally the god of lila. You knew what you signed up for
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Holy Rasgulla, Unholy Lies
Rukmini: You promised me the last Rasgulla
Krishna: Technically, I never said who I promised it to
Rukmini: Oh, so now you’re playing word games?
Krishna: I’m literally the god of lila. You knew what you signed up for
In the world of S line I still believe in the red string theory.
"Hinduphobia isn't real guys 🤡🤡"
Ye sab sax sux wale posts reblog mat karo yaar pls
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Is wanting him to take me away from being wedded to a man I didn't love because I fell in love with him through the stories I've heard too much to ask for? Is it?? Because he did it just because of a letter ~
Maybe our standards are too high because our epics gave us the perfect man to fall in love with ❤️
Maybe our standards aren't too high. Maybe the world just forgot what love, devotion and courage really look like
Is wanting him to take me away from being wedded to a man I didn't love because I fell in love with him through the stories I've heard too much to ask for? Is it?? Because he did it just because of a letter ~
Maybe our standards are too high because our epics gave us the perfect man to fall in love with ❤️
Maybe our standards aren't too high. Maybe the world just forgot what love, devotion and courage really look like
Your weekly reminder that Karn was a misogynist bitch who called Draupadi unchaste, gave the idea of the Vastra Haran, RAN AWAY LIKE A COWARD from the Virat war after Arjun handed his ass to him TWICE, and had done enough bad deeds to garner THREE curses which led to him dying.
No, he was not in any way superior then Arjun, who had the blessing of fighting against Mahadev and Mahadev Himself proclaimed that there is no warrior as great as Arjun.
No, Draupadi did not insult him by his caste. He was never insulted by his caste. A Suta is a child with parents belonging to Kshtriya and Brahman varnas. WHAT IS TO INSULT?
Yes, he actually did participate in Draupadi's swayamvar despite already having a wife. Yes, the fucker lost.
Ab koi Mila mujhe ki karna is a tragic warrior and Krishna ne chhal kiya and mein Karna ke saath—
Beta phone screen se taange tod kar haath mein de dungi.
Anybody who hates this bitch is my friend without introduction
Karna was basically that one desi guy in WhatsApp groups who calls girls names when they don’t reply and thought the gods would applaud. They probably muted him.
He was ancient Twitter with a bow : loud, bitter, and always dragging others
She Loved Loud, He Chose Silence
She doesn’t hate him, she remembers the good, the way he held her when the world felt too loud,the late night calls, the way he made her feel seen… sometimes
But love that shows up sometimes isn’t love at all he called her too much for needing the bare minimum. He needed permission to love her, validation to choose her. Distance to feel free and she?
She just wanted presence. A hand she didn’t have to chase. Maybe he didn’t mean to hurt her. Maybe he just didn’t know how to love her but she hopes, one day, he finds someone who doesn’t scare him with their loyalty.
Someone he won’t lose just because he couldn’t recognize something real because the truth is—he didn’t break her heart
He broke the illusion and in the quiet aftermath, she realized that’s still a blessing <3
सैयारा तू तो बदला नहीं है मौसम जरा सा रूठा हुआ है...
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मारीचिमिव सोमस्य सौम्यां स्त्रीविग्रहां भुवि |
श्रीमिवाग्र्यां विना पद्मं भविष्यां श्रीसहायिनीम् ||
She was beautiful as though the gentle rays of moon has taken the form of woman on earth. She was like Lakshmi leaving the lotus. She was to assist (Krishna) as Shri of future
📜 Chapter 59, Harivamsha Puran
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The Vrishni Yadav genes are very spectacular! 🤌🏾
Bholenath and Mata Parvati 🔱🐚🪷
my friend got blocked, the next day i got blocked, the third day our friend got blocked by men. because we called them out.
Dard E Dandiya
Disclaimer: Based on a true story. Names have been changed because the internet doesn’t need another clown show with real names attached
There was a girl — let’s call her Laila — the kind who believed in meaningful dates, temple visits, quiet time together, and thoughtful planning. She loved deeply, forgave often, and put effort into every little moment.
Then there was Majnu — her boyfriend of two years — who treated commitment like a mood swing and thought “spending quality time” meant standing next to each other while he Snapchatted strangers
Laila spent months planning a day out to ISKCON Dwarka. She was excited. She wanted peace, bhakti, and her boyfriend’s time.
But Majnu?
> “I can’t. Mehak’s birthday is more important”
(Mehak, by the way, was neither family nor emergency just another girl in the group chat)
It didn’t end there.
On her birthday, she asked him to spend the full day together. A simple, sweet wish.
But Majnu dropped a bomb:
> “I’m going to Dandiya night with strangers. I like the vibe.”
The girl planned a trip to Varanasi. One whole month of excitement.
He cancelled — again. No apologies. Just vibes
She gave it another chance
Planned a sweet day out at Iskcon Dwarka, just the two of them... Here we go again!!
> But then?
He said: “I’m depressed. I’m really sad”
And hours later was spotted dancing at Hauz Khas, telling people: “I like to dance with strangers when I’m depressed” Ah yes. Who needs therapy when you have strangers and a DJ
Still, she stayed patient. She planned a Sundar Nursery date an aesthetic, romantic picnic
He cancelled again Why? A “boys trip” that just happened to include “pretending to be single” as an activity
One day she finally said it “I feel bad. I plan things with love and you cancel every time.”
He replied: “Main wahi galti karta hoon ❌ Tum purani baatein laati ho.”
Gaslighting 101🙃 But the final blow?
He forgot their two-year relationship like it was nothing… for a girl named Moumita, who he met at Ashoka University Fest, and spoke to for 15 minutes. Two years down the drain replaced by a 15-minute flirtation and a new Snap streak
Panchali will always be that girl.
D. H. Lawrence, from a letter featured in The Selected Letters of D. H. Lawrence
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