𝔞𝔪𝔬𝔯 𝔳𝔦𝔫𝔠𝔦𝔱 𝔬𝔪𝔫𝔦𝔞

maja | cancer sun. libra moon.

When you figure out a plot twist before it happens

[apricuss]

me @ spider-man; far from home

[morganalefays]

will i ever fight for anything in my life as hard as the writers of “mamma mia here we go again” did to get the song “fernando” to make sense in the movie

[incorretmagicians]

Eliot: When I get murdered, make sure my case is unsolved

Quentin: What?

Eliot: I wanna be on buzzfeed unsolved

Quentin: Let’s go back to the “when I’m murdered” part

[hilarioushumorfromouterspace]

[causedandcreated]

my type includes vampires, pirates, kings, forest fae, Hozier, women in suits, people with swords, anyone wearing a crown, people I see on the train for .5 seconds, the mysterious figure in a cape running in the moonlight, witches, and anyone who looks as if they haven’t slept in a millennium. 

[caroldanversenthusiast]

this is THE pose that ignites the screams of sapphic women around the globe.

[apricuss]

→ eve & villanelle

- 𝐢 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐭 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐣𝐨𝐛𝐬, 𝐚 𝐡𝐮𝐬𝐛𝐚𝐧𝐝, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐚 𝐛𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐟𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐧𝐝 𝐛𝐞𝐜𝐚𝐮𝐬𝐞 𝐨𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮.

- 𝐲𝐞𝐚𝐡, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐠𝐨𝐭 𝐬𝐨𝐦𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐧𝐢𝐜𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐬 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭, 𝐬𝐨...

[a-daks]

canon: they died

fanfic: fUCK YOU

[andordean]

Canon: and so they never met

Fanfic: here’s a funny story

[namesonboats]

Canon: There was tension and pining, but they never even kissed.

Fanfic: Actually,

[kaeltale]

Canon: Torture the cinnamon roll.

Fanfic: Torture the cinnamon roll.

[conversationswithjohnlock]

Canon: When they traveled they stayed in separate rooms

Fanfic: AND. THERE. WAS. ONLY. ONE. BED!!!!!

[caressthosecheekbones]

Canon: … and they were roommates.

Fanfic: oh my god, they were roommates…

[johanirae]

Canon: They were international assassins who assassinated assassins.

Fanfic: But hot DAMN wait till you hear about this cafe they opened

[jenroses]

Canon: They had a coffeeshop

Fanfic: but they were ASSASSINS

[pizzapopolis]

Canon: they were mortal enemies and attempted to murder each other on multiple occasions

Fanfic: bUT THEY GOT MARRIED AND ADOPTED CHILDREN

[robbyrobinabitch]

Everytime I reblog this has a new addition and it’s the best

[inkpotter-deactivated20211125]

Canon: They were straight

Fanfic: Lol

[hound-of-ulster]

Canon: Horrible things happened and they must move on.

Fanfic: Haha, hold my beer. *climbs in time machine*

[buffonia]

               the dream thieves by maggie stiefvater

[graecian-archive]

… Once upon a time, there was a human girl stolen away by faeries, and because of that, she swore to destroy them.

for @lilabard. ♡

[apricuss]

→ victor vale

"𝐯𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐨𝐫 𝐯𝐚𝐥𝐞 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐚 𝐟𝐮𝐜𝐤𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐬𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐤𝐢𝐜𝐤"

[alicecullen]

Due to personal reasons I will be ignoring canon completely and creating my own au

[gryphonrhi]

I recognize that canon has made a decision. But when it’s a stupid-ass decision, I have elected to ignore it.

[graecian-archive]

Six of Crows, written by Leigh Bardugo, re-imagined as a musical album.           ♪  “NO MOURNERS, NO FUNERALS”  by The Dregs.

ALBUM ART INSPIRATION: [X]

[apricuss]

→ henry winter;
“𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐡𝐨𝐰,” 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐬, 𝐰𝐡𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐬, “𝐡𝐨𝐰 𝐜𝐚𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐬𝐢𝐛𝐥𝐲 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭𝐢𝐟𝐲 𝐜𝐨𝐥𝐝-𝐛𝐥𝐨𝐨𝐝𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐮𝐫𝐝𝐞𝐫?” 𝐡𝐞𝐧𝐫𝐲 𝐥𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐜𝐢𝐠𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐞. “𝐢 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐟𝐞𝐫 𝐭𝐨 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐢𝐭,” 𝐡𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐝 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝, “𝐚𝐬 𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐛𝐮𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫.”

[apricuss]

→ nel crain; 

𝐢 𝐚𝐦 𝐧𝐨𝐭 𝐠𝐨𝐧𝐞. 𝐢'𝐦 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐨 𝐬𝐨 𝐦𝐚𝐧𝐲 𝐩𝐢𝐞𝐜𝐞𝐬, 𝐬𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐥𝐞𝐝 𝐨𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐥𝐢𝐟𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐧𝐞𝐰 𝐬𝐧𝐨𝐰. 𝐟𝐨𝐫𝐠𝐢𝐯𝐞𝐧𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐢𝐬 𝐰𝐚𝐫𝐦. 𝐥𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐚 𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐫 𝐨𝐧 𝐚 𝐜𝐡𝐞𝐞𝐤. 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐨𝐟 𝐦𝐞 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐧 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐚𝐢𝐧. 𝐢 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐜𝐨𝐦𝐩𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐞𝐥𝐲. 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐝 𝐦𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐬𝐚𝐦𝐞. 𝐭𝐡𝐚𝐭’𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐥. 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐢𝐬 𝐜𝐨𝐧𝐟𝐞𝐭𝐭𝐢