[patanu102]

[frawgs]

and then god was like let’s not give this bitch a break

[behaved]

“are you ok?” lol fuck no

[dicketysplit]

my entire academic career

[teenagerposts]

me: I should have done this earlier

me: [sweats nervously]

[teamrocketing]

*takes a break from doing nothing* ah i really deserved this

[artistofthemillennium-deactivat]

“Pokémom”

[onawhirlwind]

Britney omg why

[cloudfreed]

this is the birthday party she just threw for her kids

i am FASCINATED by how Britney is so supportive and excited about their interest in Pokemon even though I have absolutely no doubt she is utterly confused by Pokemon

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Honestly, Britney Spears seems like an excellent mom.

[jin-hikari-deactivated20170429]

[stay-myheartbeatsforlove]

I remember her taking pre-algebra classes to understand her sons’ homework

[leyla35-deactivated20180706]

I have no self of steam

[blog-sev-deactivated20191224]

Into The Spider-Verse Has One Negative Review

Let’s see.

[ichiban-kasugas]

#HappyBirthdayTwoTimesSuperBowlPerformingBruno

[donuuthole]

what boys must think of me

[teenagerposts]

stop scrolling for a surprise

[flowerinaflame]

[undercitytwerkteam]

things that are good, in no particular order:

animals with markings that look like eyebrows

animals with markings that look like socks

[imsoofuckingsad-deactivated2018]

it hurts but whatever

[xxziggystardust]

[sunsounds]

“I don’t do anything with my life except romanticize and decay with indecision.”

— Allen Ginsberg, The Book of Martyrdom and Artifice (via wordsnquotes)

[twitterlols]

[aproductofyourdeception]

Or future 😭