dead account head to Instagram apsxaenul

[gravegospel]

[fattyatomicmutant-deactivated20]

Jfc that kitty parade music justmakes it hilarious

[raccoonnation-deactivated202102]

I can’t believe this is an actual event that has taken place.

[kittykat8311]

with the music that might actually be the most surreal thing i’ve ever watched

[minha-estrela-decola]

a lesson in romantic comedy

[blossomboyj]

[marlinspirkhall]

“Can I hold your hand?”

“That’s a bad idea”

“But I  love you tho”

[daintydot]

[porterr-robinson]

[vicemagazineofficial]

[dragongirlafro]

[softypyro]

His fishing.

[nightcatssketchbook]

I was so weirdly astonished by this video

[catchymemes]

[jagermortis-deactivated20200817]

welp. i was THISCLOSE to posting an adolescent “i hate everything” post… and then i saw this.

[eilti]

Literally just let this play 8 times in a row and my smile never faltered even once 😁

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

This healed me….

[deejay]

Check out our first single called “Make You Mine” featuring Big Mood and Varsha Vinn. We hope you enjoy it as much as we loved making it! 😍

[ruinedchildhood]

[gettinglifebackinorder]

Yay! It's finally on Spotify!

[deejay]

Streaming on all platforms! 😀

Spotify

Apple Music

YouTube / YouTube Music

Tidal

Amazon Music

SoundCloud

[bouncyirwin]

I’ve never been more excited about something omg

[deejay]

Thank you so much for the support tumblr! We’ve just hit 8k streams, keep adding it to your playlists and please follow us on Spotify. Check our SoundCloud for our latest track “I got the feelin’” 😍

[worm-breath-blog]

[ryebreadgf]

[smallhotblack]

[micdotcom]

Kamilah Brock spent 8 days in a NY mental health facility because she owned a BMW 

Kamilah Brock, a former New York banker, has filled a suit against the city after she was detained for eight days in a mental health facility against her will. Brock says she was committed after trying to pick up her BMW, which skeptical police did not believe she owned. To add insult to injury, Brock was then charged a hefty sum by the hospital.

[dariadorms]

WHAT THE FUCK

[kittiesatemypronouns]

WTF!!!!!!

[mars-the-4th-planet]

That is disgusting and grotesquely unfair. This exactly why we still need to strive for equality.

[mamesmimosmums]

[albertserra]

[doomtribble73]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

This is what a lot of "philanthropic" billionaires do lol it's amazing they can get praise for nothing

[arirna]

[megs-mayhem]

@unpretty

[unpretty]

it’s DIRT

[ceekari]

unmute for comically aggrieved farmer

[fieldbears]

reblogging for the second time because I still laugh uncontrollably. in my mind the cows are trying to be gracious about their strange gift. ‘yes we love it thank u’

[fizzgigfurball]

@diseonfire future?

[vet-and-wild]

I know I literally  just reblogged this but I love this video so much it always makes me laugh because

1. “LADIES”

2. The very disappointed “Eclair…”

3. “WHAT?” (High pitched mooing in response)

4. The way they turn into Pleakley from Lilo and Stitch as they get progressively more frustrated

[official-lucifers-child]

i’m trying to deliver a FUCKING HOE. godDAMNIT.

[pencilwritesshiz47]

CC:

So the cows think that I’m delivering hay, and I’m to deliver a FUCKING HOE. godDAMNIT. Get away!! NO! Oh my god, figure it out. LADIES. It’s like a ZOMBIE MOVIE. I’m tryin to DIG! 

There’s not anything. STOP. What!? *mooing* There’s NOTHING! oh my gOD it’s the entire herd. 

Guys. GUYS IT’S DIRT. It’s DIRT! It’s dirt, it’s not hay! Go find the other gra– it’s DIRT!! You know it’s dirt!! Eclair >:( [I cannot puncutate that correctly without that face, ok.]

What. in. the. ab.so.lute. shit. are. you. doING!? What are you doin!? What’s that about!? It’s DIRT!

[acheemient]

The best part of this is that this is Max Kruemcke.

[alivehouse]

fun fact about me is that when i was a kid id write capital E's with as many of those little horizontal lines as possible and id call them ladder E's and adults fucking hated them

[alivehouse]

artistic rendition