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[sixpenceee]

This amazing sculpture is called The Caring Hand and is located in Glarus, Switzerland.

[thetinniestlittlenope]

its a palm tree

[tovanori]

I hate you

[frodo-in-a-fez]

literally anytime i do anything remotely difficult i suddenly feel as though i am frodo baggins collapsed on mount doom. like i’ll be composing an email and suddenly i cant recall the taste of food nor the sound of water and there’s a giant flaming eyeball hindering my vision and i dont even have my gardeners big strong arms to gently cradle me

[crafty-butch]

having one of those executive function days where everything is too many steps

[crafty-butch]

by which i mean, like, here's how my brain parses the steps in making coffee

good day:

make coffee

regular day:

put water in coffee maker

put coffee in coffee maker

turn on coffee maker

bad day:

take pot from coffee maker

turn on sink

fill up coffee pot

turn off sink

pour water into coffee maker

put coffee pot in coffee maker

open cupboard

get coffee filter from cupboard

get coffee beans from cupboard

put filter in coffee pot

measure coffee

pour coffee into filter

close coffee maker

turn coffee maker on

anyway this is a "14 steps to make coffee" kind of day

[kieraelieson]

This is actually a really good way of explaining this

[meowsfeed]

Source: lilochipie

[dankxsinatra]

Flooflers

[cricketcat9]

🥹🥹🥹

[thedankmemes]

[thedankmemes]

[vedajuno]

Wario is a vampire’s worst fucking nightmare

[vedajuno]

• Garlic breath

• No neck to bite into

• Not polite enough to invite anyone inside

• Effectively immortal

• Roman Catholic

[memesculture-blog]

[everybidenjusthavegoodtime]

be careful what you post online because future employers might see it and want to hang out with you because you’re so cool

[cupcakelogic]

i tried to make  a horror comic once at like 4 am

[dunyun-rings]

I saw some great pigeons the other day

[peachtimes-deactivated20160528]

these are normal pigeons

[pawpile]

yes but they’re great

[just-shower-thoughts]

We invented plates to keep our food off the ground. Then, we invented tables to keep our plates off the ground, which were invented to keep our food off the ground. Then, we used tablecloths to keep our plates off our tables.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Someone should invent a smoke alarm with voice recognition that stops beeping if you shout “It’s only burnt toast!” at it.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Those who are applying to optometry school for the upcoming year will be the Class of “2020”

[just-shower-thoughts]

Birth Certificates are just receipts for human beings.

[paper-mario-wiki]

[asillyandrandomname]

I want my husband to have this accent

[imthegirlwhowaited]

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient