Blurry Boy Nonsense

he/him || 24 || trans + queer

[birdbrainsoup]

frustration

[ivytea]

requiem for vanished birdsong

[radishforest]

For a little while I was making these dudes (I called them sneefters), but they kept breaking or falling over in the kiln. Maybe sometime I'll try some more that are sitting like the strawberry & crying ones.

[ceruleanheaven]

one day i will crack my back in a way that will solve all my life problems

[miamaimania]

“Tours Aillaud Portholes ~ Paris (2023) ⊚ Where round windows slice sky from steel”

[soleilarchive-deactivated201902]

Written for Alexa Chung by Alex Turner.

[mothcrumbs]

i cant stop saying "grisp it"

[mothcrumbs]

[romanceyourdemons]

guy currently hurtling toward a migraine at a rate that would impress most astrophysicists: i wonder wgat is happening in my beautiful telephone

[lacetulle]

Georges Hobeika | Fall/Winter 2026 Couture

[ouchmyghostskin]

This has been in my wips for a while, and I’m probably not going to finish it, but since I don’t hate it I figured I’d post it. More modern au. I was thinking 90’s university thoughts.

[nat-20s]

extremely funny to me that Kermit the Frog is the only main overlap character between Sesame Street and The Muppets. imagine your day job is hanging out in a community of lovely people that genuinely just want to help kids learn and care about everyone so so much and then your night job is the reason that you have to stay up to date on your rabies AND tetanus vaccine

[nat-20s]

at noon the giant you're hanging out with is Big Bird! a wonderful fellow who likes reading stories and singing and telling fun facts! at midnight there's a giant named Sweetums who makes you feel like you're being hunted for sport

[nat-20s]

Ernie, trying to maybe come out to Kermit: well you know Kermit, me and Bert-

Bert: Bert and I

Ernie: Bert and I, we've been best friends forever, but we're also something else too!

Kermit, who every goddamn night has to tell Beaker and Bunsen to keep it professional, deal with Statler and Waldorf's bullshit, AND update his organizational chart on Dr. Teeth and the Electric Polycule: that's really great to hear fellas, happy for you two! :)

[stellacartography]

Grover, alarmed at having spilled some finger paint on Kermit's flipper: I am so sorry, Kermit. Please forgive me.

Kermit, who deals with a multitude of bodily fluids on his person and all over the theatre every evening, who is unintentionally trampled by large monsters as they exit the stage, and quite intentionally has his little froggy bones launched into a wall most nights by Miss Piggy: It's ok, Grover. I'm a frog. I love baths.

[comicgeekscomicgeek]

On Sesame Street: Oh, no, Telly is watching too much television!

The Muppet Show Theater, that night: Gonzo attempts to explain his latest fetish at length.

[collectivenothingness]

the only grind I respect is girls grinding against each other or something. like whatever the mortar and pestle get up to

[mabeltanaka]

The Muppets 1.01 "Pig Girls Don't Cry"

[ink-the-artist]

"i hope death is like being carried to your bedroom when you were a child & fell asleep on the couch during a family party. i hope you can hear the laughter from the next room"

[clawmarks]

Journal of decorative art - 1881 - via Internet Archive

[callizinc]

Did you know that you can waste your free time by not knowing which activity to do so you do none of them

[grimalditeuthis]

what they don't tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck