Aquaflashman

Literally everything is on this blog...I have no control

[someemochick]

[ninzied]

—What big three? —Androids, aliens, and wizards. —That’s not a thing.

[christmas-tea-time]

[anotherxmasblog]

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[not-aesthetic-ellionymph]

asexuals are only horny for romance

[bakaagou]

what about asexual aromantics?

[generouslyandrogynousdragon]

Chicken nuggets or world domination. Sometimes both.

[whitepeopletwitter]

[sharkboxes]

[bowtiefox]

[shittymoviedetails]

they all tripped and scattered papers onto the ground and no one helps them and that’s how they became villains

[winter-lover]

[wild-cabins]

FORREST WINANTS SMITH

[animusrox]

Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie (1995) Dir. Bryan Spicer

[whitepeopletwitter]

[labelleizzy]

Not Jeff bezos money, but bills paid shelter assured plenty to eat money. Not bankruptcy over a medical bill money.

People require Enoughness.

[radars-teddybear]

Hawkeye: The worst is a distinct possibility. Dad and I are too close to let this all suddenly end with…silence, 12,000 miles apart.

Charles: Pierce, you should be grateful that only distance is separating you. My father and I have been 12,000 miles apart in the same room.

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

[queenpotatothegreat]

Posts that make you check the news

[whitepeopletwitter]

[swan2swan]

We really don’t talk enough about how Artoo went into the desert to find Obi-Wan because no kid would be stupid enough to follow him into Tusken territory and then this kid chases him down and gets beaten up and his unconscious body is dragged back to his landspeeder and Artoo looked down and went “This one. This one knows how to have a good time.”

[sniperct]

#he’d had adventures but really all those rebels were too cautious for him#he’d served Anakin Skywalker there was just no coming back#and then there’s this nerdy kid who kinda sorta reminds him of that guy#and then Obi-Wan says “your father wanted you to have this” and pulls out ANAKIN’S KRIFFING LIGHTSABER#and Artoo just EXPLODES because NO WAY THIS IS THAT KID??!#and he cross-references his old memory banks and THERE’S PADME NAMING THE KID “LUKE” THIS IS THE KID#THE WHOLE TIME HE WAS TRYING TO RUN AWAY FROM ANAKIN’S SON#NO WONDER HE COULDN’T ESCAPE#also no wonder he could fool this idiot to take off the restraining bolt#HAPPY DAYS ARE HERE AGAIN#and he was ride or die forever#and about two days later he DID die#but he got better#so really WOW this guy IS the best#artoo detoo

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[daisybrownenby]

Source:

[studentlifeproblems]

[thatdamnokie]

reblog this with your comfort show(s) in the tags i’m curious

[bobertlutece]

this whole thing is way too good to be giffed you need to expirience it 

[lizatonix]

There are so many things that are TOP quality about this. The business with the mic rope. The bounding across the stage like an excited puppy or a newsie. The Voice™️ that is so synonymous with John, you know, the voice of a guy who sells ice cream at the soda fountain in the 50’s. The analogy itself.

It’s all so beautiful, such peak humor and content.

[mulaneysbutt]

Emmy Award Winning™️

[pharaohamunsadji]

I FOUND IT AGAIN.

[pomrania]

Here’s the “horse loose in a hospital” bit. Good news, it has closed captioning.

[theawesomeraccoon]

“I DONT REMEMBER THAT IN HAMILTON.” OMG

[impossiblerebelblaze]

God I’ve heard so much about this guy and this is my first time actually watching one of his bits. He’s as funny as y’all make him out to be tbh

[fangirlhaley]

This is my favorite video ever

[nonlinear-nonsubjective]

I’m going to be talking about this for the rest of my life. Because this? This is one of the defining pieces of culture from a time when life went from bad to worse. Everyone knows this sketch. Almost word for word. This four minute bit is carrying us through these times, and is probably the only piece of media to come directly from politics that is genuinely joyful.

You simply cannot talk about this era without mentioning the horse loose in a hospital. It defines the entire experience, and does it hilariously.

[angiethewitch]

I fucking adore this man

[getchapapes]

i love john edmund mulaney with my whole entire heart, and you may quote me on that

[your-tires-are-too-cold]

i just realized that this is going to be something that people look at in like 50-100 years when talking about this era of american politics and people are going to be interpreting it and its probably going to be on someones fucking dbq like no no one outside of this time period will every ever be able to grasp just how accurately this describes Everything

[enbies-and-felonies]

THAT’S WHERE IT COMES FROM

“that’s what I thought youd say you dumb fucking horse”

[neongreentoxicity]

HORSE IN THE HOSPITAL

[caffeinated-nightowl]

OHHH SO THAT’S WHAT THAT WAS ABOUTTTT

[math-is-magic]

Reblogging this in honor of the horse being sent to the hospital.

[dads-back-from-the-store]

if you even fucking look at the hospital I will stomp you to death with my hooves

[just-a-donut-who-reads]

You know what I want you to do it. I DARE you to do it goddammit so I can stomp you with my hooves. Go on.

[randomthingsthatilike1]