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people aren't even exaggerating indeed is literally like that. walmart attendant $13 an hour, target attendant $13 an hour, AI dick sucker $40 an hour, home depot attendant $13 an hour, guy who designs bullets that can only kill children $160k a year plus benefits, gas station manager $18 an hour

vfeioa

primarilyalien

Ive heard tale of these creatures

anarchautistic

Nervously, I pull from the tarot deck. It's the Nine of Clocks. My fate is revealed to me: It's my bedtime, and I gotta go to sleeps

skopostheorie

Once I "made" a custom emoji for my mum by crudely drawing a hijab on it and now whenever she wants me to buy a coffee for her I get a text like this

cnmcn

absolutley enchanted by cobepee

energyprison

Having a job is an awesome way to stay hydrated because you get so bored you start drinking water just for a little excitement

energyprison

hiveswap

Everyone go look up the song nasa banned from space

hiveswap

Don't forget to play it loud as fuck

kowai-kabuki-tanuki

please….listen to the whole thing. And imagine that you are IN SPACE in 1973 and you JUST woke up. Every time you adjust…it escalates somehow.

This song had to be designed in a lab for the sole purpose of fucking with astronauts. whoever added it to the NASA playlist was a genius.

hiveswap

It took them two tries to ban it?

kvotheunkvothe

certainly-april

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

grimoiremanifest

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. "You claim to be 'baiting' our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?"

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

certainly-april

lakevida

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

lakevida

pranking my horse by feeding it a chicken bullion cube rather than one of sugar

bookipsies

Sorry to be autistic on main but it wouldn’t be a prank for one of two reasons

1. Horses can smell as well as bloodhounds, they would know it was a bullion cube before you even took it out of the wrapper and probably knew it was a bullion cube in your car as you pulled up.

2. Horses will eat meat and have been shown to enjoy chicks and eggs. So. He’d probably like it.

lakevida

not my horse hes a real dipshit

lakevida

defunctland episode released immediately upon your death chronicling all failed career paths and relationships and somehow michael eisner is still at fault

i-amsoup

Can it be released the day before? I’d really want to watch it.

lakevida

only for patreon subscribers

nedlittle

1920s guy driving a model t with a "i bought this before ford went crazy" bumper sticker

frawgs

apparently vic’s vapor rub goes exitinct ? i’ve been using the same vapor rub for years and apparenlty it went bad in the 2010s ..

frawgs

expired .

morganicapples

orcposts

do not go gentle into that good night

orcposts

be a bit of a bitch about it

transbian-uprising

can't in good conscience leave this out

gaytommykinard

"you don't like mpreg?" i don't even like fpreg

facelessoldgargoyle

i fucking hate the “this is the good luck post.” Girl stop contributing to a superstitious environment with ur anecdotes there’s a million goddamn notes on it it’s statistically reasonable that a bunch of people remember the good things that happen after they reblog it