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Did you know that there is a thing called “decision fatigue”? You get tired from making decision all day that when you come face to face with a decision that isn’t as pressing you but it off one of the reasons you procrastinate is because you’re tired of making decisions!!!

#procrastination #decisions #study #wtf

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this is the most beautiful thing i have ever heard

dragonsateyourtoast

Sorry all I can think about is how pissed off everyone else in this dorm must be

quousque

what is this song i should know this i feel like a dumbass

prince-atom

“Binary Sunset” from Star Wars.

And man, is this gorgeous.

scarletjedi

this is my favorite piece of soundtrack orchestration, hands down, in any movie, ever.

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Good News of 2017

weed-breath

Cause we all really need to see the good that came from this shitty year.

Bruh

Yooooooo…

Levels

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I wanna say Thats violation but that means he was gone send her that unwanted shit too 😂😂😂

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black mirror season 4

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Savage

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Oh wow

hobbit-feels

This is super epic.

He was obnoxious to begin with, it is true, but if he moves forward in this wooing as a respectful dude, he will text her something nice like it was fun to meet her or maybe ask her on a date. Mom will text him back and there will be a bit of confusion before he realizes what happened. He’ll be a bit chagrined and mom will probably feel bad enough for him being rejected to make him cookies or something.

HOWEVER

If he starts in with that fuckboy shit (asking for sex right out the gate, dick picks, asking for nudes, etc.), he will learn the ultimate lesson.

In short, he is only fucked if he fucks himself.

This is Greek Mythology levels of savage.

insidiousink

#In which a man is in command of his destiny #And does not know it

jjsinterlude

YOOOOOOOO

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Work by ANO

bloodytales

Teach boys about periods

My mother also talked about periods to my brothers.

When I first got mine I had terrible cramps. Crippling cramps. I once was camping with my family and a few of my big brother’s friends when my period came. My cramps were so bad that my mom gave me a full pain killer ( I was 13 and before that she only gave me pills cut in half).

I literally laid down on my parents’ air mattress and cried in pain for an hour before the pill kicked in.

My brothers friend came in to the big tent and I was just curled up and sobbing. Now, I was quite the tomboy and was known to rough house with my brothers and their friends and made sure I wasnt seen as just “a little girl.” So my brother’s friend was confused to see me openly weeping in the fetal position (seriously, these were the worst cramps I have had in my life. My vision went white). He asked what was wrong with me.

My big brother stood up immediately and suggested a nice long hike. During this hike I am sure he had a pretty awkward conversation with his friend explaining menstrual cramps, because when they got back the pain pill had (mostly) kicked in and I was sitting up at a table when my brother’s friend sheepishly asked me if I was feeling better. I said I was better, and he said good.

When we made s'mores that night my brother and his friend kept me well supplied with chocolate.

Making sure sons know as much about periods and menstruation as daughters makes them better brothers, better sons better fathers, and better men. A man that understands a period will not lightly accuse a woman of “being on her period” if the woman is in an argument.

Raise better sons Teach them about normal bodily functions.

gold

food will never break my heart

buzzfeedrewind

Memories Everyone Who Made Mix CDs In The Early ’00s Will Have

theblackmanonthemoon

I’m really from this era

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these where the days

nabyss

Oh the memories…

divya-adu

I still have all of mine 😭

nowyalost

the good ol days

danaaaaar

“Just because you’re not crying doesn’t mean you are not sad. Just like how smiling doesn’t mean you are happy.”

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a little joke (CATHOLICS ONLY)

(DON’T READ THIS UNLESS YOU ARE A CATHOLIC)

(PROTESTANTS NOT ALLOWED)

(AGAIN, CATHOLIC EYES ONLY, FINAL WARNING)

Communion wafers? more like POPE’d corn! hahaha!

ardate

*atheistely reblogs this*

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YOU WILL PAY, HERETIC!

obesitysherpa

I would watch every event if they did this!

kdramabc

my kind of man

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The pope is a FUCKING HERETIC

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Ya he’s fucking shit, he is a large part of the reason the Roman Catholic church is declining

I mean he’s straight surrendering to liberalism

geekandmisandry

Omg, look at these people losing their shit because someone dares call out shitty Christians who hide behind God.

How dare he.

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Since it was an image of a tweet, not a link to the news story, I had to go track it down. The CNN story starts thusly:

If you’re a Christian who exploits people, leads a double life or manages a “dirty” business, perhaps it’s better not to call yourself a believer, Pope Francis suggested in a homily on Thursday in Rome.

“So many Christians are like this, and these people scandalize others,” Francis said during morning Mass at Casa Santa Marta, according to Vatican Radio. “How many times have we heard – all of us, around the neighborhood and elsewhere – ‘But to be a Catholic like that, it’s better to be an atheist.’ It is that: scandal.”

And it continues on from there. Pope Francis was preaching on Mark 9:41-50, which is the bit where Jesus says stuff like “whoever causes on of these little ones to sin, it would be better if he put a millstone around his neck and threw it in the sea.” The pope’s homily (in what is a textbook definition of a homily) took Jesus’ words from the Bible and faithfully applied them to modern life. This homily couldn’t even be potentially interpreted as a departure from long-standing Catholic teaching, either. He practically read straight from the Catholic Catechism.

So, yeah. Pope reminds shitty Christians what Jesus actually said (and what the Church actually teaches), shitty Christians declare that the Pope isn’t a Christian.