look at my head boy

ohoho..

[cumstreet]

fuck everyone forever

[melonflavored]

I've been way too into smoking weed and playing video games recently And buying fancy little 6$ drinks at the cafe at work so I feel like this and the pic of the rancid hog getting pumped full of pepsi

[cumstreet]

morbius on the gay bar tv

[innerchildabortionclinic]

guys raised by fly's

[tickled-taints]

[kidgokart]

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

[kidgokart]

and i don’t dress well or know how to tie any knots besides the regular one you tie your shoes with. my taste in music is lacking and i need a haircut

[dogpuppy]

[kristina100000]

12 y/o me thought i was a feminist for posting sex and the city quotes on facebook

[smalltownthot]

and you were

[kristina100000]

and i was

[despazito]

The bathroom golfers deserve

[despazito]

Another one for "objectively funny crimes should not be punished"

[memecucker]

[fatfemmefreaquency]

[powerburial]

play stupid games win aweswome toys

[powerburial]

play stupid games win aweswome toys

[oneheadtoanother]

[cumstreet]

karaoke night at the gay bar

[thisisalovestry]

file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever

[insomniparty]

[sour-lemon-gummy-candy]

have a lot of things to do but the first and foremost ☝️ I put Niles Crane in the backrooms

[melonflavored]