if i may, wtf is going on?

she/they/he | multifandom | the dissonance system . . . . headbanner by @twobabkas bc its great and i forgot for a sec that i stole it

[evan-buck]

MICHAEL GUERIN WEEK Day One: Pride

[thegreatescape]

#the tension is real

[mostbelovedqueer]

Most Beloved (non-canon) Queer Ship Tournament - Round 3

Which queer ship do you love more?

Oswald "The Penguin" Cobblepot and Edward "The Riddler" Nygma (Nygmobblepot (DC)

Stiles Stilinski x Derek Hale (Sterek) (Teen Wolf)

how dare you make me choose

Voting ended onJun 3

Disclaimer: This tournament is based on submissions! Please respect all identities, characters and fandoms! Hate or aggressive language (even if jokingly) will get you blocked instantly!

[kirbily]

I know this is probably meant to only be about Nygmoblepot in the comics, but please, Gotham Ed and Oswald will always have my heart

*he's looking at Oswald here*

*and he's saying this TO Oswald*

[kirbily]

Fuck it, I miss these two like crazy, have more toxic yaoi

[pukicho]

you make one quotable shitpost on this god forsaken website and you’re fucking immortal

I’ve only managed to make one??? I’m SHIT

[evil-pukicho-real-offical]

True!

[pukicho]

Who the fuck are you???

[pukicho]

Broskiis... f*ck onlyfans... pukicho just gave us fap material for a whole week! Is he the baddest in the game rn ? And if u say no ... name who is

I don't know how to stop you from saying things to me.

[cuprohastes]

About ten, fifteen years ago I wrote a story about a guy living in a Capitalist dystopia. His walls, furniture, and tableware are all covered in smart displays. Basically animated wallpaper. It's sold as being able to turn your room or objects into anything - A nice forest view, outer space, a fantasy realm... but the companies that run this stuff keep sneaking ads in.

It gets so bad he's always being woken up by adverts that offer insomnia cures and better bedding that play when he tries to sleep.

So he buys the ad-free tier, and it's great... for a few months. And then he starts getting adverts from 'premium partners'. So he goes up a level... and the same thing happens.

So he jailbreaks his wallpaper and sends all the ad servers to 0.0.0.0 and voila... he can sleep.

Until this SWAT team blows his door off and drag him off to jail. The Ad companies are suing him for loss of revenue for the products he' notionally have bought if he'd watched their adverts, based on some weird 'The average consumer buys X products with an average value of Y' calculation.

The judge is like 'well I dun wanna annoy the sponsors' so he RICO's this guy's house and possessions and sends him to jail.

... which is a nice relaxed non-volent offender jail for the corporately disenfranchised. But because these people have no money... there's no ads and now he's happy because the only place he's free... is in prison.

Which at the time was a bit much and now it's like: Called it.

Elon's suing companies for not advertising because he's losing revenue. He's also cranking the price of Ad Free Twitter. Disney and Amazon play adverts on their paid service when services used to be free because of the adverts... and now you have to pay to watch the adverts or go up a couple of tiers.

And google's going around freaking out about ad-blockers.

[alexaloraetheris]

OP did it hurt when Apollo's dodgeball hit you and made you write that story?

[2long2live]

🕯️🕯️🕯️gerard will not cut their hair before tomorrow🕯️🕯️🕯️

[2long2live]

🕯️🕯️🕯️frank will not cut his hair before tomorrow🕯️🕯️🕯️

[2long2live]

🕯️🕯️🕯️ray will not cut his hair before tomorrow🕯️🕯️🕯️

[2long2live]

mikey can do whatever its chill

[babyypants]

How Ponify ruined my life

Possibly the most horrifying thing that has ever happened to me occurred today. So I’m in a creative writing class at university right now and we had to print out twenty-five copies of our first, one page assignment to distribute to the class. I had to print mine at the computer lab as I don’t have a printer, but here are the three crucial facts that made this the worst mistake of my life.

1. Sometimes, when you log into Google on Chrome, it activates all of your extensions, even ones you’ve deactivated.

2. In high school, my friends and I got really into Ponify (a words replacing chrome extension) and switched the preferences so we could read political articles and have congress get into a “rousing snow ball fight” and the like.

3. Ponify reverted to its original My Little Pony lingo when opened on a new computer’s chrome.

So when I distributed my twenty-five copies of this I noticed the word “everypony”, my heart seized up and dropped into my stomach, and with my imminent death approaching, I began furiously correcting all twenty-five of them. My teacher, confusedly, agreed to let me correct them as I was too infuriated and ashamed to say my mistake aloud. 

I just realized, however, that the line “as she watched the binding fall away in her hand” was changed to “as she watched the binding fall away in her hoof”. 

And I just had to send this email:

And basically I’m ready for death how was your day

[pinkcultgirl]

Read Right to Left - CW: HEALED SCARS

I think it's heavily implied that Kris self-harms, and I wondered what scars could turn into in the dark world. Got a little carried away with the colors on this one but i really like how it turned out :3

EDIT: yall please don't go into detail about your self-harm habits in the comments or reblogs It's fine to talk about relating to kris here but just remember i can read everything yall write ^_^

[asmogorna]

when comedy anime logic fucks ya over

i just think it would be hilarious if smth like that happened

reigen: omg your psychic powers are insaaaane do you wanna work for me for like 6 or 7 dollars a day

saiki: no

reigen: WAIT can we play rock paper scissors and if i win you work here for a week alright

saiki: [oh you poor clueless moron. sweet summer child. the tragedy of being so naive. i almost feel bad] alright and if i win you buy me coffee jelly

and then reigen won 3 times. that i dont have a logical explanation for. his mind works in mysterious ways that saiki is yet to wrap his head around

[calamitysong]

he stepped on his foot

[bylrlvr]

i’ve played these games before

rare aesthetic: closeted gay men mourn for their lost potential with the love of their lives

[queerstudiesnatural]

i HATE the confession scene because i can SEE all of dean's thoughts in jensen's eyes. say what you will about his performance but i think, with barely a word he managed to get across a multitude of feelings and thoughts and i lose my mind over it every time.

i'm dying. we're both dying. cas is dying. cas is dying. cas is dying. cas loves me? i love cas. cas loves me. cas is dying. cas loves me. cas sees me. cas has always seen me. how can cas see me and still love me? cas is dying. am i dying? i am killing cas. why does this sound like a goodbye? i killed cas. i am killing cas. cas is killing himself. don't do this, cas. cas loves me. cas is dead. i didn't say it back. cas is dead. i didn't say it back.

[littlegreen]

4x16 // 15x18

[thesexythighsofthebatman]

Every time I see this scene, I think about this…

- Scene from “Batman Rebirth #32 - The War of Jokes and Riddles - Conclusion”

[mymycorrhizae]

Me @ Ed and Oswald trying to “kill” each other.

[lockdoutofheaven]

This is a safe insane behavior zone