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Robe Nesting?
Just thinking about Omega Harry nesting in Voldemort's robes before his heat. Like IN THEM at all times. He refuses to move. V's chest is like a cold compress for his flushed face, he smells nice, and his robes are billowing enough for Harry to rearrange like he would an actual nest. Harry rumples and purrs beneath them, and Voldemort can't say no. He carries his Omega around with a self importaint air, keeping his chin high and proud during meetings even though Harry tosses and turns on his lap during discussions.
It's because of this leniency that Harry procrastinates building his actual nest...and unfortunately, he gets extra distressed when it comes time for his heat. It's just, he can't help it! Lying in his mate's stale clothing can't compare to being bundled up right next to the source. He's been spoiled rotten.
As such, Voldemort ends up making Harry's nest for him. He's like a crane machine, Harry huddles up underneath his chin and points to the clothing he wants moved. V is disgruntled, but he indulges him because he knows that he'll pound Harry on that mattress in a day or two.
This codependency is unsightly for the Death Eaters.
They watch in horror as a Harry sized lump occassionally purrs from beneath V's robes at meetings. Everyone dreads Harry's heat, because if you so much as visibly enjoy his pheremones Voldemort will decimate you.
Tomarrymort x Severitus has so many possibilities.
Severus: So let me get this straight—
Harry: Mhm.
Severus: You're dating the dark Lord? The one who killed your parents?
Harry:.. Yes?
Tom/Voldemort: Y'know, I never understood the whole 'Severus is scary,' but I'm starting to see it now—
Severus: You do realize how big the age gap is? HE'S OLDER THAN ME!
Harry: Yes, but I'm dating the sixteen year old version.
Severus: THAT'S STILL BAD— Y'know, it could be worse.. actually no, no this is as bad as it gets.
Tom/Voldemort: I think I'm just gonna step out—
Harry: Do NOT leave me alone with him!
Severus: I need to take a walk.. and some shots.. to the head.
Tom/Voldemort: I feel as though I know where your loyalty lies now, though—
Severus: YOU KEEP YOUR SNAKE MOUTH CLOSED!
Oh my god I haven't been here for so long but but but
Harry with a scar that actually resembles a lightning bolt and goes through his eye? His right eye being a little paler or, like, duller, but the difference is so subtle, that only people who actually see HIM, not Lily, notice it? Him having worse vision in that eye? Unilateral astigmatism, dare I say?
I have a drawing to describe it but it looks like shit. One day though.
Perchance Severitus trope where an indicator of Snape finally seeing Harry and not Lily or James is him noticing this difference?
Perchance Tomarry where only Riddle notices this difference because no one else is staring at Harry like a little freak, and Harry has suddenly all the more pressure to explain why he has the scar which impacted his vision so that Riddle can slaughter the guy who did it? And Harry feels uncomfortable with the intimacy?
Cough, anyways I should recede back into the shadows.
Harry: He Who Must Not Be Named? More like He Who Fails To Kill A Puny Nemesis All The Time.
Voldemort: Ouch.
Harry: No, really. Seventeen years. Countless attempts. Still here.
Voldemort: You’re like a magical cockroach with sarcasm issues.
Harry: And you’re a noseless Victorian ghost with control issues ten kilometers wide.
Voldemort: Victorian?!
Harry: You float. You monologue. You dress like a cursed opera understudy.
Voldemort: I strike fear into hearts!
Harry: You strike aesthetic. You look like you haunt a cursed piano.
Voldemort: I will end you.
Harry: You’ve been saying that since I was a babe. Clock’s ticking, drama queen.
if shipping the most problematic ship in every single fandom was an award i’d have won a thousand times by now
What if Harry and Voldemort Could Share Dreams from the Beginning?
Every night Lord Voldemort's sleep is interrupted by the boy that holds a great shard of the Dark Lord inside him, babbling as a baby before graduating to asking V blunt, infuriatingly endearing, questions.
They formed a bond instantly. Voldemort was a wraith in Albania while Harry only conferred with spiders in his cupboard, so it was only natural that they would find themselves laying down at two in the evening, waiting for darkness with bated breath. When Harry was finally of the age to learn of You-Know-Who through a wizards mouth, he had already spent eleven years of dreams the the monster. Of course, Harry was horrified to learn of the atrocities Voldemort committed, but it didn’t affect his dreams.
Harry didn’t know he was having them; he didn’t know he’d met Voldemort at all.
He couldn’t remember the dreams he shared with Voldemort in the waking world—just like he couldn’t remember the waking world in his dreams. None of the conversations they had survived the rising sun. So, while Harry found himself growing closer to Voldemort every night, he regarded him as a faceless entity during the day, some frightening thing he had yet to meet.
Voldemort didn’t have this problem. He remembered their dreams and would kill anything that tried to take those memories away. They rehearsed all sorts of tricks to jog Harry’s memory in daylight, but it never stuck. Harry always forgot, and then he admonished himself for this weakness in the dark, pouting until Voldemort thumped him on the head.
Voldemort latched onto Quirell, but it was the meeting in front of the mirror that sealed Harry’s fate. Voldemort couldn’t stand to see those green eyes full of defiance but bereft of their familiar warmth. Having Harry cherish him 50% of the time was intolerable, he needed it all.
Harry killed Quirell, and in turn he killed Voldemort once again. He cried about it in his dreams, forcing himself into the weak, pained cradle of Voldemort’s arms, wondering who would do such a thing. Voldemort was his best friend, of course he wanted to meet him in real life! Although, he could never quite pin down why his waking self thought it was a bad thing…
When the Triwizard Tournament came, Voldemort was ready. As Harry lay panting against the stone, watching with fearful eyes as Voldemort became whole once more, the last thing he expected was a sleeping potion to be thrust down his throat.
Harry’s memories of the dream world would be restored forever. Voldemort the only one who understood him: his only friend. What want could he have to leave?
Harry’s waking self wasn’t around to be horrified.
The best Tomarry dynamic is Ragebaiter x Ragebaited except they constantly flip back in forth on who is doing the ragebaiting.
More Monster Fucker Harry Please.
Let me see a War Bride Harry who is only comfortable in the bedroom. During the day there's always a low buzz of anxiety underneath his skin; whether it be because he's worried about his friends, how everyone could be slandering his name in Magical Britain, or even the mundane task of getting out of bed in the morning. Harry feels sick to his stomach at all times - out of place and wary in a house that's not his own.
Ron: What are we gonna do about You-Know-Who?
Harry: The angel on my shoulder is telling me to kill him.
Ron: The angel??
Harry: Well. The devil is telling me to fuck him, so
So, are these two just out for a «walk», or did Tom drag Potter into the woods to kill himand then got sidetracked? Boosty Telegram
Haunting and Haunted Holy and Damned
Been busy, trying out krita, miss my phone
Minister Riddle vs young auror Potter ❤️🔥
What would you do if you saw these people together in public?
Call the police
Stare at them
Think they're just a gay couple and walk past
Dear Harry,
Merry Christmas!
I've taken care of your little problem with not wanting to go "home" next summer.
Has anyone ever tried to punch a Dementor? I bet it's satisfying~
But why is Harry in Azkaban? I guess we'll figure it out
Part 14 - Flashback