Local Adult in the Dryer

Phi She/They 26 main is technically ckitsune but I refuse to post on it anymore soooo Let's be honest, this entire blog is just Taz content lmao (though I do...sometimes post and reblog other things) not spoiler free, will try to tag as best as possible. Icon from Hunbloom's picrew

[knightforflowers]

barking up the wrong tree

[missingphi]

IM STILL ABSOLUTELY BRAIN ROTTEN OVER ONE FUCKING BARD AAAAAAAAAAA-

[jagosarts]

made the joke in the chat while watching the transgressive smurf fiction stream and now I felt like drawing it.

Tag yourself, are you one of the ink dogs or are you one of the owlettes thumping around in the dryer??

(I'm both)

[missingphi]

God I'm laughing

So about....a year or so ago, I ordered merch off nijisanji of Yugo, it was the Thanksgiving acrylic standee and the Sakura keychain. However, I chose the wrong shipping method or something, I don't know how, but the default was a shipping thing that literally wasnt shipping anything i guess due to covid. So I was like oh, ok, guess I'll wait.

Like a week or two later Yugo graduates.

So my dumb ass assumes I'm just gonna get refunded, but I never actually check

So imagine my surprise when almost a year later, I get a notification that my package is being shipped. I have recently ordered no merchandise.

It's the yugo stuff I ordered last year.

It's been almost an entire year, but I FINALLY got my merch that I ordered in 2022, potentially making me one of the last people to ever get official yugo merchandise and I think that's a little funny

[missingphi]

Ohhhh I'm getting to torment my coworker with bad fanfiction got me feeling

[missingphi]

...I feel like nobody is talking about the fact that Montrose has two tusks for a hand now

How does that even work??? How much of his hand is elephant tusk now?? Can he pick shit up with it??

[missingphi]

Also since I arise from the depths of my own personal hell anyways what the fuck?

Hey, Krystal with a K? Are you ok? What the fuck was that about?

[missingphi]

IM GOING TO FIGHT CLINT MCELROY FOR GIVING ME A FUCKING HEART ATTACK YOU CANT DO THAT TO ME

[missingphi]

WHAT THE FUCK

[missingphi]

I love Emerich but I do agree that he is very bulliable

[missingphi]

It's incredible that I'm still finding reasons you should never go to Steeplechase, I didn't realize child abandonment would be on that list

[missingphi]

KENSHAL DENTON YOU BITCH

[missingphi]

POPPY DOESN'T EVEN GET PAID, MANS IS JUST WORKING IN STEEPLECHASE FOR FREE???

[missingphi]

fuckin rich people and their weird ass birthday celebrations man

[missingphi]

YEAAAAAAAAAH DEEP DARK!!!!!

[missingphi]

I could probably start a bad sax drinking game with the amount of times Justin uses it and the amount of times it's fucking jumpscared me

[missingphi]

....Well THATS not concerning at all.