i have no fucking clue how to introduce myself without either sounding really humble or stupidly cocky. "hey, i'm eminem, but you already fucking knew that." i could possibly answer to marshall or i could possibly call you a cunt, who knows. there's a pretty big chance that i'm shorter than you think. i still don't talk to my mama and hailie is a full fledged adult now. i could go for a box of nuggets right now. i'm not as bad as the media made you think i am. let's chat.
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