high elo victoria dallon fan

also catch me as ArcadianWinters on AO3 and amazonpg on itch!

[fangshazzard]

I bet raising your arm and summoning a weapon for you to grasp feels good as fuck

[spiralfucker]

I fly like prancer get high like elves

if you catch them at their workshop they got presents on their shelf

If you come around here they make them all day

They’ll make you a toy in a second if you wait

Sometimes I think sitting on sleighs

Every house I fly to I’m jolly and gay

Everyone is laughing, it’s Christmas today

Bona fide Santa, Saint Nick is my name

[horse-is-a-horse-of-course]

Kevin still visits the grave.

[haberdashing]

if you computter keyboard is working properly ight now, withoutt any keys sticking or efusing to type letters properly, you should ake a momentt and be grateful for that fact. enjoy tthe blessings of having a functional compue keyboard. because, as you perhaps have gleaned fm thtis very text post, not all of us are able ot take such litttle luxuries forr grranted...

[badassdemonsword]

[3rdrealm-deactivated20200301]

i think the crux of human misery stems from the fact that our skeleton just wants to sit around and accumulate dust in an ancient barrow (that is the innate imperative of all skeletal remains in-case you didn’t know) but our meat has its own agenda which creates this fundamental conflict of interests

[bugmuscle]

beautiful, sexy, powerful and smart women named SEVERE THUNDERSTORM WARNING are attempting to contact me

[graceunknowndood-blog]

[arcadianwinters]

oh hey the Traveling at Night demo is out. my official review: ohh god we're all fucked we're the third librarian of hush house and the Sun-in-Rags is dead and His winter-Long are wandering the world again and Coseley is going to fucking KILL us. the worms are winning. i hate the new king i hate the new king i hate the new king

[letaot-ze-magniv]

Wait, was Spencer a librarian? Or is this a theory? I thought he was only a priest in bancrug

[arcadianwinters]

well the Histories were all reconciled, right? so things from the past have been jumbled. Solomon Husher was the third Librarian, and he was a Winter-Long. you were at Brancrug, you were hollowed out for a time by Worms. your Old Name is Sylvain Husier, and that gives you Winter aspect. you are looking for Nyn, one of the two other Winter-Longs. type shit

[molabuddy]

[setting: large discord server]

you: abort that thang

someone you've never spoken to in your life: um, that's actually really offensive bc i was an abortion so you should delete this

you: wtf how

[you check the member list and they are nowhere to be found]

[molabuddy]

Moral of The Story: What?

[powerpuffpilled]

[minovskyy]

"can you take care of this" i already did. an hour ago. i'm the fastest secretary in the west. i am the swiftest gazelle sprinting on the field of schedules and phone calls and emails. secretariat? the triple crown record holder? that was me too. seabiscuit get fucked. turning you to glue. i redid your dumbass filing system while i was at it. fuck with me

[arcadianwinters]

oh hey the Traveling at Night demo is out. my official review: ohh god we're all fucked we're the third librarian of hush house and the Sun-in-Rags is dead and His winter-Long are wandering the world again and Coseley is going to fucking KILL us. the worms are winning. i hate the new king i hate the new king i hate the new king

[unhappy-sometimes]

just realized i never posted these

[maxxie-or-smth]

rule number one don't tell anyone anything ever

[bombusbombus]

Everyone except me is wrong about The Character

[bombusbombus]

And my beloved mutual who fills a sort of "scheming advisor" role in my opinions about The Character

[avalonjoan]

Love that you’re making it clear exactly what physical demands this job has, but could you possibly, potentially, phrase it differently?

[allyourlife]

when a couth mutual sees your uncouth post..