Iron Lung AU where everything is the same except when he starts hallucinating, he hallucinates two men that look like him, one being a grey version of himself in a suit, the other being a man with a giant pink moustache
Wilford Warfstache would be an absolute fucking menace towards Simon, meanwhile, dark is like “for fuck sake….” Like imagine a toddler on one of those leads, dark just has to do that but pull Wilford back by his fucking suspenders. It’s like the devil on your shoulder and the angel but the angel is telling you “it’s fine look! Just dance it out!”














