A Cup of Coffee, Please.

This is the doom of the vacant writer: a whisper of flowers, but no meadow to grow them in. || Local Wannabe Wizard -- Will attempt arcane feats for street cred.

[jesterbots]

[anphivenas]

HARK !!! I SEE HER !! RIGHT IN THE CENTER OF POST !! RAISE THEM MEN FROM THEIR SLUMBER WE'VE A BEAST TO SLAY

[lighthousefoam]

[cripple-cryptid]

@arcanumabstracted

[6thlovelanguage-deactivated2020]

dark green is a nice color. underrated

[hesitating]

ladies and gentlemen, Phtalo Green

[takenbythestarcatchers]

This is literally my favorite color. 😩 Smaragd green is another dark shade of green that I’m absolutely obsessed with.

[cripple-cryptid]

@arcanumabstracted

[arcanumabstracted]

I'm actually at a loss for words, these are beyond gorgeous

[arcanumabstracted]

You know I've come to think of all the rando bots that follow me selling their .0000001% onlyfans page for 2 dollars and a ham sandwich or whatever as little minions that latch on to my blog and then die off in order to boost my internet clout numbers -- kinda based but once you look and realize I mostly just do 'flavor-of-the-week' shitposting it all becomes clear that I've tricked you all with my song-and-dance ruse built off of some stranger somewhere trying to trick me into remote using my computer to mine bitcoin and a dream

[thecw4kids]

[arcanumabstracted]

@cripple-cryptid I hope this is the right account lamo

[shittyalchemist]

wizards, rejoice! we have been recognized as the true rulers of the hellsite!

[mynameismad]

A collection of all the wizards I’ve drawn over the past year or so! Some of them used to have gray backgrounds, but now they’re all nice and colorful 🧙‍♂️✨

[madeofklay]

omg these designs are so solid, I love them

[youtubethumbnails]

[zsnes]

me and my son clump who i wish was dead

[gaitwae]

is this how you make a cake?

[kamistucks]

Homestuck / Hiveswap fans!! Check off which aspect u are, I wanna see what the most common & least common ones are! If you don't know yours, go HERE!

What's Your Aspect?

Time

Space

Heart

Mind

Rage

Hope

Light

Void

Life

Doom

Voting ended onFeb 13, 2023

Poll continued in the reblog below!

[arcanumabstracted]

@cripple-cryptid

[thegoodmorningman]

Believe in The Magic of The Morning ☀️🧙🏼‍♂️✌🏼

[escuerzoresucitado]

[sarcasticmothdraws]

Baby boy I haven't seen you in like a year

[cripple-cryptid]

@aspirantoneironaut you need to see this right now

[arcanumabstracted]

Damn lmao it's sick as hell! Dirk as The Batter fits a lot better than I'd like to admit tbh lmao

[plaguedocboi]

Twitter and tiktok are like a coral reef

It’s loud and bright and productive and glamorous. It’s fast-paced and things cycle through the environment in hours. Everyone is trying to fight for their position in the food chain and stay Relevant. There are lots of pretty things to look at. If something gets Popular it has an impact on everything around it, for a brief time until the next big thing arrives. To an outside observer it’s chaos but to those involved it has order, reason, a Purpose.

Tumblr is like a deep-sea ecosystem.

Things are slow and weird. Memes bounce around for years and even decades. People exist in their little isolated hydrothermal vent communities of mutuals. Sometimes something big happens (suez canal, November 5th, Queen Lizzie kickin’ it) and we all gather around like a whale fall but for the most part we’re just snootling around in the sand doing whatever the fuck. Occasionally someone comes down and shines their flashlight around and immediately leaves and tells their friends about what freaky shit we have going on in the depths. We don’t care. We’re very busy talking about Our Friend Jonathan from a book published in the 1800s like worms slowly digesting the bones of a long-dead organism.

[inqorporeal]

Sometimes you'll be drifting around minding your own business, and something massive and horrible will drift past just out of sight range and you'll know it feom the way the current changes. And you'll be glad it didn't see you.

[arcanumabstracted]

@cripple-cryptid

[animatedtext]

[gayboomhauer]

reblog to let him know that you love him

[notjustanyannie]

🖤Tanuki🤎

[cripple-cryptid]

@covert-corvid

[arcanumabstracted]

A king among kings

[liveleaker-deactivated20250423]

[cripple-cryptid]

@covert-corvid

[arcanumabstracted]

Shit man, check this out, I spent 140 ETH /each/ on this cool two part NFT of a guy in a purple cape! It's fun and interactive because if you put the pieces together, you get a singular character!

[nervousnexus]

back on my davekat bullshit. based on an ask post

[cripple-cryptid]

I’m fucking crying @covert-corvid this is how we talk to each other too

[arcanumabstracted]

Lmao Truuuuue