your mom’s actual fav

“math & nudity, what more could you want?” - my physics teacher

[small-gremlin-thing]

I figured I’d update the old pinned post because it’s an unformatted wall of text and it’s been a second-

Basic Info:

I’m Jason (you can call me Jay), I’m 19, and I use he/him. I’m FtM, & my sexuality doesn’t matter if you don’t know me irl ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Current Interests (special interests in green!):

- The Legend Of Zelda

- Stardew Valley

- Overwatch

- Sharks

- Deltarune

- FNAF

- Weightlifting

- Minecraft

- United States Law & Politics

- World History (Specifically Medieval Europe)

In case anyone actually reads these, DNI:

- If standard DNI criteria applies (homophobic, transphobic/TERF, etc.)

- NSFW Blogs (i just don’t wanna see that)

Other:

- If at all possible, please tag images of spiders and needles so I can filter them out!

- My personal tag is #jay shut up, feel free to filter it out for your own convenience

- DMs are open, just don’t be a creep or you will reasonably be blocked

[chaos-has-theories]

A young woman is walking outside ████████. It just so happens that today, the 3rd of March 2006, is this young woman's birthday. Though it was seventeen years ago she was given life, it is only today she will be given a name!

What will the name of this gothic young woman be?

> Enter Name.

[chaos-has-theories]

Your name is EBONY. As previously mentioned, you are a GOTH. You have a variety of INTERESTS. You have a passion for ROCK MUSIC but you are NOT RELATED TO GERARD WAY. You are a vampire but your teeth are STRAIGHT AND WHITE. You have a fondness for HOT TOPIC and you DRESS ACCORDINGLY. You go to a wizard school in England because you are also a WITCH.

Your chumhandle is DarknessDementia and you tned to get yuor leters mixd up abit.

A lot of preps are staring at you. What will you do?

> EBONY: PUT MIDDLE FINGER UP.

from now on your tumblr nickname is whatever you get from this sexual identity generator  ☆

No offense these are the funniest fucking tags

[vibrantpuppeteer]

Whatever an “amphibious gay” is. Literally or metaphorically, We have no idea.

[nico-the-overlord]

orally fixated gym bro

Uhuh…

[cittycatplay]

What.

[visceralvermin]

FIRST TRY.

[pinkypkmntrainer]

well-

[small-gremlin-thing]

iowa may not have won today, but no one can deny that this team has made such a monumental impact in bringing attention to women’s sports. i may be biased as an iowan myself, but i’m honestly just happy that the hawkeyes made it so far these past two seasons :)

[small-gremlin-thing]

my heart rate hitting >150bpm in the final minutes of the iowa women’s basketball game goes CRAZY-

[small-gremlin-thing]

i have arisen from the dead to make an announcement:

birthday :)

[mrspider-deactivated20221213]

hey if you died right now whats your ghost outfit you cant change it be honest

[6-2-aestheticsofhate-deactivate]

whats everyones first video game (criteria can be whatever you want but im going for the first game i remember playing as a kid) mine's harvest moon friends of mineral town

[siriuslydoubtful-deactivated202]

I love when I’m about to clock out and a coworker says “you’re leaving me?” like first of all it’s so touching to know that my presence here offers you some semblance of joy and relief from the misery and anxiety-inducing stress that our work environment causes. Second of all yes bitch I’m OUT I’m gonna go play some viddy games suck it

[abrandonship]

[ultirex]

go to this random coordinates generator and say in the tags how you would fare if you were dropped where it generates without warning. i’ll go first i’d be dropped in the middle of the fucking south atlantic ocean and perish

[unhinged-popsocket]

Ocean

[empress-of-dark2005]

Ocean

[shuffled-bunny]

Ocean

[ostrigjpg]

Ocean

[soviet-union-deactivated19911226]

Mount Grefell National Park in Australia

[transgendercrt-moved-deactivate]

Ocean

[quantroup]

Ocean

[pumpkinspicedlesbian]

Ocean

[adgjl103]

Ocean

[pucket]

Ocean

[lieutenantkim]

Antarctica!

[polysyndetonaddictsupportgroup]

Utah. I’m not making it guys

[evil-weevil-eater]

Ocean

[jackalspine]

Antarctica.

[small-gremlin-thing]

I went. I went to Brazil.

[whereserpentswalk]

Fuck hostile architecture, I want unhostile architecture. I want benches to be designed to be as easy as possible to sleep on. I want little places for pigeons to nest to be purposefully put on buildings. I want people designing public spaces to think about what they'd be like to skateboard on. I want "Please loiter" signs. I want people to be kind. I want...

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

I still dream of one day coming home and finding him standing there waiting for me

[neilnevins-deactivated20240617]

[spades-gameing]

[bibbyboy-deactivated20150925]

[slightmood]

go to bed jim 

[the-gerogerigegege-deactivated2]

[testosteronetwunk]

[testosteronetwunk]

you know how like in ye olden times families would hire random guys to do weird shit at funerals like eat the corpses sins or recite some gay poem i think we should hire guys like this to just show up to funerals unannounced dressed like this playing creepy dirges shambling around the mourners and then wordlessly leave

[glowcowboy]

it’s small joys saturday y’all let’s get it

[memewhore]

[official-mugi]

This is probably the most inclusive post ever made on Tumblr

[hoodiegal]

“What country is this about?”

“Yes.”