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blake kathryn
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cherry valley forever
Three Goblin Art
will byers stan first human second
Sweet Seals For You, Always
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Monterey Bay Aquarium
hello vonnie
i don't do bad sauce passes
tumblr dot com
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
Cosimo Galluzzi
@theartofmadeline
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Kiana Khansmith
Today's Document
One Nice Bug Per Day
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@archaic-anomaly
sometimes my aus friends will hear a bit of nz slang and make fun of it for sounding stupid and then you're like ok well what do you say. and it's something equally fucking dumb every time. sorry ms Thong you cannot be making fun of the word jandal rn
guy was making fun of me for sook (hand reared calf) only to reveal that the australian term is a poddy calf. PODDY? let's be serious
file -> phrases that are going to shift something in me forever
its probably a normal sign for the economy that all of my adulthood fantasies are like "imagine having your own kitchen living room and bathroom to decorate" "what if i could get on a train" "maybe one day i could purchase a sturdy pair of shoes" "i should save and invest in a single bicycle"
shit man tomorrow is christmas eve i swear yesterday was June 2010
As is tradition in tumblr culture the locals unearth the corpse of a long deceased figure and drag it across the streets merrily, laughing at what is preserved of the person’s words. This custom, seen as morbid in other cultures, is instead done gleefully and with an unmatched enthusiasm
alright I completely forgot I said that until I saw my notifications blow up so, happy drag the body Monday ig
it fucken WIMDY
girk at my work discovered my terrible secret
girk
Inspecting your dash for mice
found one
love wearing all black in public i hope no large gaseous heat emitting orb in the sky comes along and makes my day worse
oh so when other people call a baby "cute enough to eat" it's sweet and charming. but when i, cronus,
touch starved infant leaves hospital after contactless delivery
that baby went straight through the hoop. nothing but net
swish
as someone whos like a lvl 40 casual player the way doogile plays farm merge valley is horrifying like damn IM SORRY for ever playing the same game as you like MY BAD for not learning how to drag click the crate button or completing the sticker album like im not locked in enough for merging I GUESS ????
stop fucking using the word psychotic to describe bad behaviour and violence already god fucking damn it
oh my god i'm so tired psychotic does not mean violent it does not mean angry or erratic. it refers to a person suffering from psychosis, a loss of touch with reality that includes hallucinations and/or delusions. psychotic people are not inherently violent and y'all need to understand how much stigma you create when you again and again incorrectly use the word psychotic without even thinking about it
would appreciate if non-psychotic people could reblog this
Anyone remember Dumb Ways To Die. Like they really made a 3 minute long music video of cute cartoon characters killing themselves in humorously fucked up ways solely as an elaborate PSA about being safe around trains and then made a fucking series of mobile games based around it and we all just let them. Will kids today ever understand how fucking legendary that was. Will they ever know.
i’m too autistic for this shit
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You know how kids are supposed to be exposed to some level of dirt and grime as they grow up so their immune systems can learn what's a deadly disease and what just causes some slight irritation? And if a kid grows up in a too clean environment they're likely to develop severe allergies or a hyper immune disorder?
I think the over sanitation of the internet is doing similar things to people's psyche.
No that ship with an age gap isn't the same as pedophilia, you're just having the moral equivalent to hay-fever.
