Smelborp City

Goodbye Reality

[kaban-bang]

[mush-gardener]

[the-real-seebs]

[thinking for a while] i think this may actually cover everything i can think of that i've seen

[brazenautomaton]

feet

[so-much-to-read-deactivated2025]

Dude destroyed their argument with a single word.

[hst3000]

The part of your brain that handles sensory input on your feet (which has a surprisingly dense amount of nerve endings) is adjacent to the one which handles your genitals. Foot fetish is common because stimulation in one can bleed over into the adjacent sector, stimulates THAT, and then your brain reinforces the connection because we're pattern-sensing machines.

So you can add 'literally wired sloppily' to the list, though as far as I know that's the only case of it being literal brain wiring.

[catgurltreats]

[neodoodles24]

Visit Original Link

[recuperationdisliker]

i'm also looking forward to your girlfriend's bottom surgery

[fluffysheeple]

^ surgeon whose rare and sickly pet lizard only eats human testicles

[andaisq]

[snoozaga]

whoever came up with the phraise "eepy" i hate you because its so cringe and embarassing but its the first word that comes to me when im feeling eepy

fuck you

[alicesoinions]

cranky because you're eepy aren't you

[lizardsister]

broooo did you seriously disturb my eternal rest & bring me back to this mortal coil just because my ancient enemy the eternal night has returned? after i sealed it away and everything? which one of you tampered with my binding runes 🙄

[lizardsister]

where's my useless apprentice i TOLD him it was going to be the duty of the next generation to not repeat the mistakes of those before them and to make this world bet- oh my apprentice goes by her now? you're telling me she's right in front of me! my dear i'm so sorry i didn't know. you look so much more happier and more confident than the bumbling, shy apprentice i once knew. im so proud of you. were you the one who tampered with my fucking runes

[xubs045-deactivated20240212]

Unby spin

[maple--autumn]

woahg,,

[maple--autumn]

waIT HOW DO OI ISTOOp OUUEugh

[fragranticareviewers]

[goryfluff]

Nautilus expedition live streams (+ their commentary) | 2024

[birdrhetorics]

my great-grandfather had to leave italy in the 20′s because he hit a fascist with a tuba, so if you think I am going to take this sitting down you are going to have to catch these hands and also this tuba

[bartok-not-bartalk]

Fun story my Great Great Grandma left Germany in the 1920s because she had family in the US and could get citizenship pretty easily and once she was over in the US she then smuggled over 15 jewish families out by forging family documents so now my aunts are currently in the process of trying to tell the real ones from the fake ones because my great gran just died and there are legally over 100 surviving descendants but we know that math is a lil screwy.

[jedda-martele]

Sometimes a family is you, your kids, your grandkids, your great grandkids, and the 15 Jewish families you helped smuggle out of Nazi Germany.

[philosopherking1887]

And your tuba

[syn4k]

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microsoft wordart maker (REALLY annoying to use on mobile)

you're welcome

[mmelete]

[carby]

[bobacupcake]

may i request a rainbow snom for prode month

[cabbagedkappa]

hey OP could we get individual gifs pls <3

[bobacupcake]

here u go !

[rslashrats]

fascinated by this screenshot where they took out the poster's username and replaced it with a very small picture of alex the lion

[edwad]

wait a minute

that's me. that's my post. what is this

[anarchblr]

[evildilf2]

[textposttropes]

Actually, I Am Him

Identical Panel Gag

Misattributed Song

Un-person (Played for Laughs)

[hapuriainen]

Project Voltage Mikus.

Types:

grass, fire, water

rock (x2)

normal, ghost, bug

steel, fairy

flying, electric, psychic

poison, ground, ice

dragon, dark, fighting

[im-totally-not-an-alien-2]

Tim finds a wierd bird and nurses it back to health. He has no idea what this bird was but it was gray and orange and refused to eat anything other than fresh fruit.

The internet was no help and he couldn't find anything that suggested it even existed. A few days later Damian tried to adopt the bird and it basically gave him the cold shoulder. Tim swears the bird understands human speech and teaches it to answer yes or no questions by hoping up and down for yes and side to side for no.

This bird just would not leave him alone. It accompanied him on patrol as Red Robin and Tim had to hide it in his pocket at work. Thankfully, it was small. RR winds up getting hurt and this little ball of feathers loses its freaking mind. It attacks Tim's opponent with fire from its wings and now the entire batfam thinks this is some sort of baby phoenix.

The fletchling in question is just wondering why there's no other pokemon in this city and what was that swirly green place with all the purple doors? And who's that white haired kid who keeps trying to sneakily capture it to "take it home"? Doesn't he know that I have a trainer now? This is my home >:[

[mellifexfarm]

Hot hot hot hot chocolate

HEY WE GOT IT

[mellifexfarm]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[jawd]

[passwordispassword]

PLEASE THIS IS THE THIRD TIME I’VE SEEN THIS THIS AFTERNOON.

[fiddler-sticks]

I’m queueing this for once a day. Good luck keeping your sanity mutuals 😇

[fiddler-sticks]

It’s back >:))

[viejospellejos]

HEY.

[garbagefrire]

Y'all are missing the best part.

[nosongunsung11]

collection of posts for a very specific dynamic