Hard Rock Hallelujah

Ind. Hazbin Hotel RP Blog

[archangelofrock]

Ind. RP blog for Adam from Hazbin Hotel written by Korvo.

21+ Only. Minors DNI.

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Adam's Abel: @assortedtaffies

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Formerly firstmanofrock. Blog remade 7/4/2026

Icon art by my friend @amongthegentlymad

Thread Policy

To prevent burnout, I am limiting myself to only having 2-3 max multipara, ongoing threads and I will be selective in who I accept threads from. Threads that spawn from dash interactions do not count in this limit, however I will drop them at any time for any reason. I overwhelmed myself with too many threads last time, which is what destroyed my motivation. I will primarily be sticking to dash comms/asks/general dash interactions.

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[archangelofrock]

i will try to get to everything in my inbox tomorrow

[alastors-radioshow]

That coffee was gratefully accepted, a sip taken before the cup was pressed against his neck, then his cheek, and finally against his forehead. Smaller droplets of condensation from the cold container slowly slid down his skin.

"Merci, mon amour~ My hero~" He practically purred, glancing up at his angel, crimson orbs half lidded.

This absolutely did the trick.

[archangelofrock]

Adam let out a happy chirping sound, giving his wings a little flap. He would have given Alastor a hug but...it was already hot as balls. His own body heat would make it suck even worse.

"Don't mention it~ I know hell's supposed to suck and all but even I think this shit is stupid. Man, I could sneak you into heaven I would. It's the perfect temperature all year round. Cause. You know. Heaven and shit."

[alastors-radioshow]

Back at it again with the sweltering heat that makes him want to toss himself into the nearest lake.

He is not amused.

[archangelofrock]

"Here, babe. I got you something~" He hands Alastor a cup of iced coffee.

Unfortunately, Adam can't do anything about the heat. But an iced coffee straight from heaven might help! No matter how hot it is, the coffee stays cold!

[candycandymemes]

Send "I need to rest" for your muse to lay their head down in my muse's lap

[candycandymemes]

Send "I need to rest" for your muse to lay their head down in my muse's lap

[archangelofrock]

if im not on this blog then im probably on rick's blog @multiplerickalities

follow if you want but PLEASE only follow me if you actually want to write with a rick sanchez blog

[mortiplerealities]

Jerry was quiet for a while, standing with his arms crossed, not even able to look at Adam. There had been a few, one of witch just didn't exist, as real as he felt.

Other than that, there was maybe one person. But he'd locked that deep away.

"Noooo...." he lied.

[archangelofrock]

"Don't give me that. You have someone in mind. You can't hind that shit from me. I fucking invented sex and love and shit."

"I was gonna let you confess yourself but since you don't wanna do that, I'll just say this. You two make it so fucking obvious that anyone with half a brain can fucking see it~ The only way it would be more obvious is if there was a big fucking sign pointing at you two that says 'sexual fucking tension' on it."

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

“I mean isn’t that the point of the weapon -?? To take the damage for you— oop!” He unfurls his wings and dodges the blast with quick movement — ah now the fight was in his favor— he was always the fastest one in his family ( minus his twin Gabe of course ) evading and throwing quips was his strong suite — tiring the enemy out and rage baiting them into not thinking about strategy it worked nearly everytime !

“Oop! Missed me—- wheee ! — not even close Addy waddy~ come on I thought you were a good shot — guess you’re a one pump chump huh?”

[archangelofrock]

Unfortunately for Adam, he was incredibly easy to ragebait...at least when certain people were involved. Namely, this asshole.

All he could do was let out angry screeches as he sent light beam after light beam at Lucifer, several shots only managing to destroy nearby buildings and landscapes.

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

He barely moves away instead shifting to the side before using his claws to grab the blade of the Axe sink his talons into it with a awful screeched — leaving the Angelic metal deeply shredded with claw marks before moving to punch Adam right in the side of the mask—

His talons tingled and burned a tiny bit but it was worth the good shot.

“Got to keep your guard up Addy~”

[archangelofrock]

"The fuck...?" He was so caught off guard by that hideous noise and too busy looking at the remains of his axe that he failed to see the fist flying towards his face.

POW. WEEE! Adam was sent flying backwards into a building, stunned only for a moment or so before his brain processed what had happened.

"YOU BROKE MY FUCKING AXE! WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK, ASSHOLE!"

Oh, now he was pissed. He was just going to go close combat, but that plan went out the window as he fired a huge blast of energy at Lucifer.

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

He’s pouting now —- “which is why I said I’d go easy on them —-“

Oooh? Adam was offering himself !

“Now there’s an idea — fine then I accept ~ let’s spar~~”

[archangelofrock]

Oh, he's been fucking waiting for this. No hesitation. Axe out, going in for an attack. Welp. This is gonna end badly.

[archangelofrock]

@antioceas

"I-I mean...if you really want to fight one of them I can give you a new recruit."

[hellishbind]

"... Yes. A lot."

....

Slowly she sheaths her weapon.

....

"I hear Wayfair is having a sale on large couches, sir."

[archangelofrock]

"Then I guess we're going shopping for a bigger couch. Eh, it's about time I replaced that thing. It's starting to smell like my late night regrets."

[more-things-in-heaven-hell]

“Oh come on why not?—- you’re the one who asked !— besides I’ll go easy! I’ll cover my eyes how’s that ?”

[archangelofrock]

"You know damn fucking well that you could eviscerate them without even trying. If you really wanna fight someone, you can fight me."

[archangelofrock]

@more-things-in-heaven-hell

"No fucking way I'm gonna let my girls fight you."

[archangelofrock]

"Who wants to volunteer to be sparring partners for my girls? They need some practice against real sinners. Or shit, if you really have a deathwish, you can spar with me."

[archangelofrock]

i'm probably gonna be a bit more picky about ships. if we had a ship going before we can continue it but as far as new ships go...kinda hesitant. im not saying new ships for sure won't happen, but the chemistry has to REALLY be there

but i will auto ship with eves if they want me to. i have no problem with that