Stan's my dad.

Please don't spray me with holy water. Shit hurts. [ Indie Demonstuck / Vampire Dirk Strider ]

[archfiendisms]

whats the big deal about holy water. its just, water aint it

You know.

With all these not so subtle clues and hints towards the general audience on here, you would understand at least one thing.

I'm not human. I. Am. Not. Human.

Need more clarification?

Satan's my fucking stepdad. I'm not kidding.

I'm a demon. Please don't reference anything religious in front of me unless it's a joke. It'll still burn a bit, but I won't get all riled up about it.

[archfiendisms]

are you alright derrick

Perfect.

Peachy.

Great.

Fantastic.

Wonderful.

Insert other synonyms for fuckin’ great here.

Just got holy water sprayed at me. Multiple times.

It’s in my eyes.

[archfiendisms]

OW.

[rolaloser]

im so fuckin cute

[rolaloser]

+6;;

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hiya qtkats!! the names roxy lalonde

hows it hangin??

[archfiendisms]

Hey. Name's Drakic. You're welcome to call me Derrick or Dirk, Lalonde.

How's what hanging? I wasn't aware a lynching was taking place.

Or, am I missing a vital expression here?

[archfiendisms]

OKAY.

[salamanderemoji-deactivated2015]

x

[sparklyscion-blog]

bold any fears that apply to your muse!!! italicize what makes them uncomfortable!!! (and add your own if they aren’t listed)

the dark | fire | open water (sea/ocean) | (any) deep water | being alone | crowded/enclosed spaces (agoraphobia) | confined spaces (claustrophobia) | change | failure | war | blood | suffocation | public speaking | natural animals (any kind) | supernatural monster/animals (any kind) | heights | death/dying | intimacy | rejection | abandonment | the unknown | the future | not being good enough | scary stories | talking to new people | poverty | loud noises | being touched | powerlessness 

[salamanderemoji-deactivated2015]

[archfiendisms]

[archfiendisms]

Is that.

[archfiendisms]

fukushias salamanderemoji

Be straight up with me.

If you lived in a world where vampires and demons were common, would you freak out over seeing someone drink blood out of a coffee mug?

[memesometimes]

Reblog if you’re okay with side rpblogs going in your ask box on anon as long as their URL is in the ask somewhere.

[kabotic]

Timezones are indeed a thing. It’s a handy thing to remember, generally speaking, considering the fact that we’re on a blogging platform that expands many continents and countries. 

I have never met a mild-mannered adult that drank blood. Why are you drinking blood. That’s gross. 

[archfiendisms]

"Handy". Yeah, okay.

Well, now you have.

I mean, blood doesn't taste that bad. Depends on the person. Sometimes it tastes like peaches. Love that kind. AB positive is also a good choice. Lemonade with a hint of strawberry. Mm.  Hey, don't be freaked out or anything. Just a thing that happens around here. It's not like I'm not used to the freaked out shrieks and yells of 'monster!' and 'demon!'. But y'know, just drinking my normal, everyday drink. Every day, man. Every day.

[archfiendisms]

Who is Stan

My dad.

[kabotic]

This is the first time I’ve been greeted with “yo” since I left my brother’s house in Texas.

I’m also Dirk. Wild.

It’s actually morning for me, and so far it’s going just fine. I’m reviewing some of my notes and petting my cat. How are you?

[archfiendisms]

Undoubtedly.

Ah, yeah. Timezones and that shtick. Still ain't gotten used to all that shit. 

I'm doing well. Trying to drink some blood like a mild mannered adult, rather than laugh at the stupidity of the humans around me. 

[swaggie2cape]

its been a long ass time since my last shirtless pic and i started working out like a year ago at least so heres an update on that

plus indisputable evidence that i have abs now

i am a model tbh

[swaggie2cape]

an important reminder

ps i still cant decide if i should pierce my hips or my collar bone please make my decisions for me

[kabotic]

Weird dog poses for a picture.