Two Crows Denies This

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day is sneaking a lil peek 👀

[sluttywilliams]

also i want to see shane and ilya be more sweaty messy dirty in season two just cover them in spit and come and lube from head to toe let ilya lick it off shane and vice versa we could be a society again

[sluttywilliams]

also the fact that shane is already awake and smiling up at ilya when ilya wakes up and then when ilya sleepily blinks down at shane and says good morning shane smiles even bigger and then when ilya says i like you shane looks down and then up and smiles says i like you too and then when ilya gently guides his head onto his chest he's still smiling all soft and sweet and serene and it's the most beautiful thing like imagine being ilya and shane smiling softly at you being the first thing you see when you open your eyes the morning after you rested your head in his lap and spilled your guts and you're at his cottage and it's all new and a little bit terrifying and then you wake up and he's already smiling and you love him so fucking much but you don't know if you can tell him that yet so you tell him that you like him because you do you like him so much and he needs to know that and you need to tell him because you've been keeping it hidden away on the tip of your tongue for so long now and he's beautiful in the morning light and your brain is barely functioning beyond shaneshaneshane and so you tell him and he tells you he likes you too and then you fall back asleep for a few more hours all tangled up and warm and safe

[emziess]

Connor Storrie as Ilya Rozanov Heated Rivalry, S01E06

[allesfresser]

Snuggle bugs 🐞

[snail-mail-33]

remember when Ilya grabbed his own ass to hate-wank in the shower? he was so real for that

[fuckrozanov]

goodmorning this is your assigned shane of the day

[dumbass-writer]

“I stand with my cancelled wife” and it’s Shane Hollander talking about ilya being cancelled on twitter every 2-3 business days

[dumbass-writer]

“I stand with my cancelled wife” and it’s ilya Rozanov talking about Shane being cancelled on twitter every June bc he doesn’t give a fuck about pride unless he’s getting a check so people call him out for never wearing rainbows unless it’s modeling for a brand deal and even then never during the season so it’s only coincides with pride month

[allesfresser]

His tomato🍅

[pregnanthudsonwilliams]

shane would hear partition one time and start devising a plan

[twinkwolf]

she’s so funny

[poetrylesbian]

much to consider...

[hungwy]

people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now

[how-not-to-human]

The older this post gets the funnier it becomes

[duchesspeggy]

My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.

[shepardoftheearth]

that’s how fucked up our world is now

[assignedilyaoftheday]

your assigned ilya of the day is having a very nice time and absolutely NOTHING BAD HAPPENED AFTER THIS

[viralfrog]

[actuallysara]

HUDSON WILLIAMS | Paris Fashion Week 2026

[normystical]

wedding dresses are white specifically so that if the bride goes axe-crazy you can rest assured you will see the blood stains all over her and it'll be sick as fuck