Gone

got a new tumblr account

[babyanimalgifs]

I don’t understand but I agree.

[pineapplemachine]

Psa!

Wtf is wrong with people who dont like hairless cats. They can wear sweater cuz They. Are. Nakey. GOBLINSSSS!!!

[pineapplemachine]

I bring u proof

[tonyzaret]

[sathire]

…… @thatbastardbassist what is this.

[thatbastardbassist]

The “I am a horse” starter pack, Sath.

[sathire]

But..*there’s a frustrated noise*

[thatbastardbassist]

*he chuckles* But what?

[sathire]

*She can’t seem to find the right words, so instead Sathire just mumbles something intelligible*

[thatbastardbassist]

You want some Starbucks, then? *he puts an arm around her*

[sathire]

*The demoness makes a disgruntled face* What, so they can write horse on it? No thank-you. *She leans into Murdoc*

[thatbastardbassist]

Dear, you’re… *he sighs, kissing her forehead* You’re adorable, ya’know?

[snoopingasusualisee]

[great-tweets]

PLEASE UNMUTE THIS. PLEASE. 

[rustybuckett]

[nickaroooo]

[damienstarry0w0]

You guys missed the best part

[archivedblog4583]

Probably gonna stop using tumblr

if you like my art follow me on these websites:

https://unnatrualegg.deviantart.com/

https://twitter.com/UnnatrualEgg

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCPYWhffGEX5-g9tkn5WrlFw

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[pubertyring]

[duskittycat]

*boy looking at coin* ees.. nanarro..

[drops coin] HOh

[coin rolls into gutter]

AAAAAAAHHGH

[fantasticallytragical-deactivat]

@ivorytrenchcoat

[whatever-i-am-into-these-days-d]

Okay, i feel the need to explain this.

This is a Belgian vid for our public transport and the little dude says “ier, nen euro” which is Dutch dialect for “here a Euro” (which the dude he wanted to give it to needed to pay his parking ticket) he then proceeds to drop the Euro and starts yelling. Afterwards, the screen cuts to them sitting on a bus and the little dude says something along the lines of “this is far easier”

(Note: the little dude is called “Het Stressmannetje” which translates to “Little Man of Stress)

[macmacal-deactivated20171203]

[animals-lovers]

[lesbianrustcohle]

if i were a zookeeper my intrusive thoughts would be wild

[lesbianrustcohle]

brain: slap that penguin. right across his little blubbery tummy. it’ll jiggle.

me: no??? that’s mean???

brain: polar bear, then

me: no

[lesbianrustcohle]

brain: the lions just got fed raw meat

me: yes?

brain: steal it and eat it in front of them

me: …

[lesbianrustcohle]

rowan i want you to know that this is the best possible reply i could have received

[pro-survivors]

I work with animals and this is true for me. No, I cannot eat sea stars out the touch tank no matter HOW good you think the cronch will be, brain. 

[budgiekazoo]

sometimes you wonder what was going through the head of the first human to eat something really weird and then you see this post and stop wondering

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

[silenhalle]

@soap-kid

[thepearlyboop-deactivated202307]

Me

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

what the fuck? i thought OC stood for ‘original character’ not ‘own character’

[fdsfjdsfjkf93723679267-deactiva]

i refuse to change. im going to always think of OC as original character

[foosili]

me leaving my bare ass out when i go to sleep and leaving my door open to the outside

[fleetnaturals-deactivated202110]

*pastor voice* but how many of you are kin with… the Lord?

[boota]

[carnival-phantasm]

[jnghyns]

i refuse to let this video die

[bobbicai]

Her mom saying “never mind” always gets me

[n0kiv]

Forever my fav video

[bmichael95]

The mom did not give a fuck

[bando--grand-scamyon]

MY FAVORITE THING EVER!!!

[mintconditionfurbies]

Still one of the best TV clips in history. The drama of it all, so flawless