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[brutereason]

I wonder from where so many Americans get the idea that voting is supposed to be some expression of your deepest, most beloved values and virtues rather than a pragmatic, political move meant to shift your country as much closer to your ideal as possible. This strikes me as another example of extreme individualism. Voting isn’t about *you*. It’s about your city, state, and/or country. It doesn’t have to feel transcendently good deep down in your bones. It just has to *do* as much good as you can do, in this particular moment in time.

[ursawood]

i had a dream last night that they made a live-action r*verdale-style reboot of phineas and ferb and it looked like this

[pinkmisspiggy]

[dalecooper-official]

This meme slapped me in the face

[the-point-of-sanity]

[mrkmja]

High School Fashion, 1969

What a trip.

[coolglasseskyle]

Wow these photos are stunning

[glitterymisanthropy]

Some of these outfits are the raddest things I’ve ever seen.

[knitmeapony]

Can we talk about the tights.

[emmagrant01]

The existence of photos like these (and similar photos from the 70s and 80s and so on) makes me wonder yet again why current-day movies set in this time never seem to be able to get the hair and clothing right.

[drarry]

Imagine being the gays at a pride event in 2004 living their lives when someone grabs the microphone and announces to the room that Ronald Reagan was pronounced dead. Can you even imagine the hype, the celebration, the pure elation

[kingcounty-thotpatrol]

hey go fuck yourself

[drarry]

Oh so now the Columbine fanblog with an Annoying Orange icon is gonna preach to me, huh

[paler-than-thou]

[doubleca5t]

tumblr is a website made entirely of glass houses through which people are constantly throwing stones

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

we can’t edit his posts anymore but we can use inspect element

[blackarachnya]

[blackarachnya]

[the-greentext-guy]

[sleepeys]

me: im so glad im finally home!!! now i can draw stuff and make the things i want and be productive and-!!!!

me, being home:

[solarsquared]

[nflstreet]

[tchaikovskaya]

world heritage post

[defender-of-fictional-women]

[hyperhedgehog]

[the-uncultured-lesbian]

hmmmm that explains a lot actually

[lauradonna]

@jacqeegrace

[mothmantheman]

I feel called out lmfao

[andrewgarfieldslut]

some of y’all have never fallen in love with a man twice your age and it really shows

[benepla-deactivated20200506]

[themysteriousmurasamecastle]

this pic from my biology textbook is way funnier than it needs to be

[chlorophyll-my-cup]

I hate being a bio major bc I know exactly what this stupid picture is referring to

[myothertardisisonthemun]

do tell

[chlorophyll-my-cup]

there are these things called survivorship curves and there are three types Type I (shown in red) Type II (blue) and Type III (green) They’re created by looking at birth and death rates of a given species and the curve shows at what point in time an organism of a specific species will die. For example, humans have a fairly low infant mortality and if you make it to around age 16 you’ll probably survive until you’re around 75 unless there’s an accident or you have some undetected disease that would cause you to die early. Type III are plants, fish, and other marine animals that have a very low chance of survival at birth but if they make it past infancy they will likely live to their life expectancy. Type II are birds, small lizards and mammals and they really just die randomly.

[existenceisanillusion]

[prokopetz]

It took my new cat a while to realise that kissing the top of her head was a gesture of affection, but I think she’s finally got it.

The downside is that she now thinks the best way to signal that she wants cuddles is to come charging at me and mash the top of her head against my face. It’s like a very affectionate punch in the mouth.

[pyromaniacengineer]

I swear my cat is gonna break my nose one day because of this