aim, & fire

independent sasha braus from snk ; written by bie

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so this month im gonna be celebrating pride by staring enviously at bisexual pride clothing but never buying because ✌ she closeted ✌

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"shoot ma i gotta go the gays are here" i say as i shamble into a small herd of 5 possums

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hey so the lack of coverage on brian david gilbert's shiny nail polish on this hellsite is disturbing

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Hm.

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*in the tune of country roads*

crunchy rollllllllllllll

nan dai yooooooooooo

daijoubuuuuuu

narutooooooooooo

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I'm unappreciated in my time

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*in the tune of country roads*

crunchy rollllllllllllll

nan dai yooooooooooo

daijoubuuuuuu

narutooooooooooo

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can i get an f in the chat for my icon filters when i inevitably come crawling back here and finally stoop down to the black and white + high contrast trend because i cant be bothered

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Blog update:

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This is my ukelele David

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sasha and hitch both have :3 energy

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Life is old here, older than the trees

Younger than the mountains

I'm gonna eat some bees

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If you're ever feeling stupid, please remember that I watched the entire first season of Sherlock backwards the first time I tried to get into it.

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remember to smash that like button and dont forget to subscribe we got big plans for this channel i will eat the entire portrait of mona lisa

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things my partner & i have said to each other pt. 1

“I look like I want you to ask me to play Hey There Delilah.”

“Today was good! I learned a little more about you… You learned on two separate occasions I have fought a child…”

“Never quote that!”

“This isn’t very cash money of you.”

“Stop right there, criminal scum.”

“Oh, don’t worry. It’s not my first alcohol. I had to slam a shot of Nyquil every night for a month straight.”

“Fight me!!!”

“Listen here, bucko!!!”

“You know what, I could roc a croc.”

“I’m gangly and move bombastically. I’m exactly the kind of person to yeet off a patio.”

“You’re my McFavorite.”

“Yeet-haw!”

“You’re the type of person I wouldn’t be surprised if I found you in the wild slurping down pixie sticks.”

“The age of consent is Texas.”

“Kermit is my real dad.”

“Wow, you’re swo rwude you hwurt my fewlings.”

“BACK DEMON.”

“Hmm… could it be… SATAN…?”

“Drugs? Are there drugs?”

“How frigin-- No, how hecking DARE THEY?!”

“Yeah sure I would touch a boob.”

“That’s going to haunt me for the rest of the year.”

“I will vomit on you.”

“You’re going to baby prison!”

“I tried to fight a centaur man… and smooch several fish. In that order.”

“REWARD ME, NINTENDADDY.”

“This is _____, she’s my momsona.”

“Is that… furry art…?”

“What can I say? Tax evasion is rad.”

“Gimme the three-month-old cow tiddy juice, dammit.”

“I just had the worst sex toy idea.”

“Bees have semen, right?”

“Bees DO cum!!”

“How dare you challenge my lamp!”

“You’re pretty cash money.”

“Anyways I’m gonna go buy a child.”

“Man, I wish we were lesbians…”

“Excuse you… You’re right… but also how dare you…”

“He eat the cheese, he scurry around campus to get degrees…”

“If we can’t make out in front of the cold dead eyes of a Furby then what the fuck are we doing?”

“I’ll pay my respects… with a bone smooch.”

“Your kink… We’ve found it.”

“Frigin… Don’t anime me on a Sunday morning!”

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sorry i havent been around lately school's beating me to a pulp and a GOOD BOI has come into my life and im trying not to screw this up

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someone wrote a meta on n.ikos.asha being confirmed was/looks like a way to cash in on more man pain and i am very yiked rn