all the colors of the rainbow flood my face

lee - he/him - 20 -your mothtual my art at @vulturevalentines

[deadelated]

Bro you definitely added too much soy sauce. Change your name and move to a new city

[deadelated]

Just go missing bro it's ruined

[seizuredarling-deactivated20250]

I can't wait until I can make cookies and pies again

[pjackk]

Lets stay in touch i would like to link up with our connections on the subject when its all said and done

[entertheaardvark-deactivated202]

I’m so sorry has everybody seen this bots of new york

[lucyleviathantv]

pjackk's corpse has washed up upon the shore rusted and covered in seaweed

[lucyleviathantv]

they pushed his corpse back out to sea

[zinesbycee]

(nods sagely) (nods basily) (nods rosemarily) (nods saltly) (nods star anisely)

[anishenanigans]

[guy whose heart is an autoclave voice] yeah man lately ive just been feeling like this great unstable mass of blood and foam yknow

[goodgirl-inc]

[sophiesalacia]

[minttttttttttttttttttttttttttt]

future features to help tumblr become the new pdf:

you can insert tables into posts

you can link poll results and notes to a graph or chart

when you reblog a post, you can annotate it by highlighting words and drawing on the post (the drawings stack with each reblog) (you can only draw in your blog colors)

search feature that works

[medievaljournalist]

American fast food chain 5 Guys announces surprise rebrand to 5 Holy Warriors, in order to, quote, "stand against the darkness"

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

crush totally wasn't impressed by my miraculous flying machine fml

[kidzbopdeathgrips]

oh my god i just saw her get onto an airship with a woman whose tophat has at least twice as many sprockets as mine. i will be killing myself with an elaborate pneumatic pistol tonight

[omtai]

Normal groceries like milk or bread or whatever running out is whatever. Just anotha day. But when stuff like salt or cooking oil or rice runs out it feels like You’re supposed to be here for me and you’re leaving. You’re just like everyone else

[princessdraconic]

through a willingness to speak to your friends and acquaintances, plans can be made to see them. few know this

[mtndewbajablast]

“i’m autistic” = 👍

“i’m a little autistic” = mark of the beast for annoying people

[mtndewbajablast]

“touch of the ‘tism” = punishable offense

[mtndewbajablast]

cartel style execution

[flipchild]

stupid customer: uhhh… do you have the soup in stock

Me: uh, duh……….. all soup is in stock 🙄🙄

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND

ONLY SOUPHEADS WILL UNDERSTAND

[zerozerozio]

i was helping socialise this bunny. he has a little bunny on his nose

[orpheusilver]

just blocked someone for an anti-tofu url. never let your guard down

[orpheusilver]

a number of people seem to be interpreting this post as being about blocking people for silly petty reasons That is not my intention. This is a specifically pro-tofu post And it is serious to me. fuck you if you hate tofu

[halimaidmf]

The backrooms was interesting, but it would have been better if it was about a naive rich teen trying to learn the nature of the mysterious incident which ended his family and the golden witch Beatrice on a private island off the coast of Japan