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He think he duck

twitter makes me so uncomfortable because weirdness on there is so performative…when someone is weird on tumblr you know they’re eating drywall in life for real….

anarchy-kisses

I think it’s time for a part 2 of showing support for small business owners:

Pretty good price here

He worked hard

And so did he. He’s very proud

Please ma’am no cuts

My assistant will bag up your order. Human? One order of two fishies

I hear the lesbians are looking for swords?

Don’t worry sweetie we’ll fix your skin

I own this clinic, please have a seat and your masseuse will be right with you

Needing a few drinks to deal with the problematic family members next week for Thanksgiving I take it?

I can arrange the flowers for you sir

Anyway, as an addition to this post, I want to include I posted a very important gofundme for my mom so if you guys could check that out that’d be amazing ❤️

sggk

Love my grandparents.... on the phone just now my papa was dead serious like “i just think it’s so terrible to kick your child out for being gay . This is a union family and the ONLY thing i’d ever kick any of you out for is crossing a picket line.” okay working class hero!

gryffinclaw-discussions

Slytherin: My wand is 8 inches long and made of steel

Ravenclaw: that’s a knife *looks to Gryffindor* and that’s a sword

Gryffindor: it’s my wand

Ravenclaw: which spells can you guys cast with your ‘wands’?

Gryffindor and Slytherin: stab

bout2headout

itsbetterthananal

an image i made in case you need a reminder today

programmerhumour

Once upon a time…

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miniangel

NSNNSJSNSKSKZKOS

unspokengrief

I grew up missing something, like a house with no front door and the hole kept growing. Girlhood is anything but sweet. Give me a penny, I’ll thank you. Rape me and I’ll lay still. Don’t you get it yet? Girlhood is anything but sweet. God, here I am with no voice, asking you to take away this evil thing inside of me. Did I suffer exactly as you wanted me to? Do I get to keep all this grief? This is anything but sweet. I was red and raw. He took things you can’t replace. I laid still and thought about when I was 7 and thought I was going to be a princess. Now the princess has PTSD. Now Candy is plan B. Anything but sweet. Girlhood is anything but sweet and I have the scars to prove it. This one, is where he touched me. This one, is where I tried to die afterwards. Girls know suffering more than you, hung on the cross long before you. I step out of my body to grieve and to survive. I burn and I ache. It is a long dark night to be a girl. Girlhood is surviving the unsurvivable. Girlhood is grief. Girlhood is anything but sweet.

— Hannah Green, from Girlhood is Grief “The Unsurvivable.” ©

niggazinmoscow

Or how about healthcare…

flotsamandptsd-blog

so anyway, eat the rich

shitimissu

bribrifrenchfry

just don't 🐱

princesstigerbelle

@bribrifrenchfry is this your art???

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glumshoe

My grandmother is a bitter old crab with nothing good to say about anything, but she does have a few good stories. She confronted the woman my grandfather had been cheating on her with - this other woman had no idea he was married, and was righteously angry.

The two of them schemed together. My grandfather’s mistress drove her convertible to the construction site where he was working. As he approached the car, she said, “Why didn’t you tell me you were married?”

“Married?! I’m not married!” he said.

My grandmother sat up in the back seat, where she’d been lying down, and said, “You won’t be for much longer.”